Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,326]

"Action, explosions, and butts. That's what I'm here for."

 

[Otaku-sempai 632]

2 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

2x peppergrinder pub burgers with a fried egg, fried onions, siracha mayo and pepperjack on each.

I'm not sure that you're on the correct thread. 

[Silly Druid 7,602]

"Do you want to find out what 'or else' means?"

[Denim&Venöm 20,277]

34 minutes ago, Otaku-sempai said:

I'm not sure that you're on the correct thread. 

Well I am now. 

[Tropical Melody 7,326]

"That's one of my best successful failures yet."

 

[Snoopy Fan 7,339]

That was the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[Silly Druid 7,602]

"I don't know much about birds, except fried chickens."

[Samurai Equine 54,565]

Pokey Stick!
(Also...)
Saataa Aandagi.

[Snoopy Fan 7,339]

Is that a SpongeBob banana?

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,303]

Croissanto : "There are candles in one of the boxes, in the backstage! It has some Flex Tape on it!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,277]

 "The Aliens will never understand how beautiful this is-

 also the Europeans are confused as fuck." 

[Tropical Melody 7,326]

"I don't fancy any slug attacks tonight."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,277]

 "No grandma. This is a random motherfker."

[Tao 8,801]

Twis of the time of morons....

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

“Life is too short and Proust is too long”

[Denim&Venöm 20,277]

"Samuel L. Jackson is starting to look like RuPaul." 

[EtchASketch 3,275]

"My thumb will bite you if you try!" 

 

 

[Sparklefan1234 178,843]

Ron, that was over the line, you say one more thing and I promise there'll be repercussions. 

Edited May 11 by Sparklefan1234

[Raskolnikov 1,476]

"It's a Benadryl kind of day."

[Ice Princess Silky <3 17,696]

"I remember going to this zoo... and... all the animals looked so bored. So unamused. And then I got to the eagles! They were a sharp, alert couple. Swiftly turning their gaze to stare directly into my soul. As if summing me up and wondering what purpose did I serve standing there before them. It made me really admire their poise and shrewdness despite what boredom life may throw at them. It was a good question, too. What brought me there? What purpose did I serve?"

Calm down. It is only a bird.

"It made me question my whole life, Luna!"

[Samurai Equine 54,565]

You know, my gift to him ended up being a 2nd-hand gift to you. 

[Tropical Melody 7,326]

"I don't want them to think that I'm some kind of weirdo hiding in the woods. Although they'd be right of course..."

 

[Tao 8,801]

/stares into the endless darkness/ 

Thoughts " "

[Dawnshine Wonder 2,676]

Our planet is a free carrousel ride, but we are not here forever.

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,325]

You will say AI is heresy, and I will answer that AI is a gift from the Omnissiah!