Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Silly Druid 8,036]

"I will never forgive Noah for missing the unicorns, yet he managed to get mosquitos."

[Slappy Bird 160]

"Do you get confused Ohio with Idaho (and vice versa)"

[ExplosionMare 26,168]

At least buy us dinner first!

[Tropical Melody 8,308]

"Where'd you learn to count, mate? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Reverse, one, two. And this is the wheel, see? We use it to turn around bends. Only this road don't bend for a hundred miles. But when it does, be awake."

 

[Silly Druid 8,036]

"Dragons are optional."

[TheSpookyofPones 6,550]

"I have decided that if I ever have a rock band, I'm going with the name Poisoned Rat" 

[Dawnshine Wonder 3,893]

"Never place a bet on something you cannot afford to gamble."

[Denim&Venöm 21,083]

"Moral of the story: Never Challenge the sexuality of an Italian."

[ZiggWheelsManning 15,116]

"Never expect the Seattle Mariners to stay one step ahead of the Houston Astros.  The heartache for Seattle sports fans piles up."  

[Samurai Equine 56,917]

It's kind of disingenuous to have one character be a deconstruction while the rest are mostly the same. 

[Tropical Melody 8,308]

"What kind of psycho has no lid on a Big Gulp?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,083]

 "Garlic bread grilled cheese.

 That is all." 

 "Hold the fk up you might've did something..." 

[Tropical Melody 8,308]

"[So] if you Google for bike-packing, you'll find that crazy woman cycling to the South Pole, or the wild-eyed, leather-skinned, Frenchman hiker, biking the Hikmalayas with no shoes on ..."

 

[ExplosionMare 26,168]

Don't blame the monkeys

I AM blaming the monkeys!

[Samurai Equine 56,917]

It's rare when I can say that you can reduce a show to half its episodes and get the overall experience. This is one of those shows.

[Tropical Melody 8,308]

"Yeah I've seen some crazy disgusting crap, and that was right at the top."

 

[TheSpookyofPones 6,550]

"If cats watched TV, they'd watch...CLAW and Order! Hehehe, I'll see myself out"

[TheSpookyofPones 6,550]

"Ooh! I got a good yo mama joke, 'yo mama so scary, everyone dressed as her for Halloween'!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,308]

"Listen, how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop? Nobody knows because you always chew the mother loving thing ..."

 

Edited August 18 by Tropical Melody

[Silly Druid 8,036]

'We've been fractalised into light whilst getting information from the morphogenetic field alongside a hyperbolic vortex'. Damn, I hate it when that happens.

[Samurai Equine 56,917]

(This actually happened yesterday, but it's still worth sharing.)

Death is ROBOT FISH.

[Snoopy Fan 11,850]

That is so weird.

[Tropical Melody 8,308]

"I'll pause the video every time I swear – we could be here some time ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,083]

 "You will die in 9 days." 

 "I will kill you in 8 days then." 

[Denim&Venöm 21,083]

"DID WE REALLY GO TO COMMERCIAL AS DAX STARTED TO VERBALLY DESTROY A CHILD!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST... FUCK YOU HBO!"