Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Felis Amafeles 2,611]

"Silete ξένος !" 

[Violetta Vylet 223]

Nobody knows what they are doing

[Violetta Vylet 223]

At the end of the day, I'm not a witch.

[Silly Druid 8,039]

"Einstein didn’t exist because he’s a theoretical physicist."

[Dawnshine Wonder 3,906]

"Physics is what it is, we cannot help the fact magic does not exist, and if it did, people would abuse it as much as they would technology, it would not cure all problems, problem solving requires work and careful planning, not wishlists and dogma."

[TheSpookyofPones 6,551]

(Someone unknowingly allergic to veggies) "Oh my gosh, these veggies are kicking my ass,"

"Oh, interesting, usually it's the other way around for me!" 

Spoiler

The context is that I have a character that was handed down to me by my mother, whom I gave a story to, he's a bunny who fights mutant veggies

 

[Tropical Melody 8,314]

"This train is for Ramsgate calling at Ramsgate. The next station is Ramsgate."

Iii... yeh...  

 

Edited August 21 by Tropical Melody
Addendum

[Iridescent Edge 870]

“The FBI barges in and says, ‘Give us your house!’”

[Samurai Equine 56,932]

It arrived a day early! 

[Tropical Melody 8,314]

"It's like one of those collars you put on dogs to stop them licking their private parts"

 

[Silly Druid 8,039]

"Well, at least the raccoon has plenty of snacks to munch on while waiting for rescue."

[Denim&Venöm 21,090]

"What does this say?"

"Dick!"

"He can read."

[Iridescent Edge 870]

"The fortress is yours, but you can't come in."

[Denim&Venöm 21,090]

 "Kirin's do not slut shame!"

[Samurai Equine 56,932]

It can't open up. It swirls in on itself.

[Tropical Melody 8,314]

"And it's like, you know, basically a bandaid fix really, isn't it?"

"well it is really, but it's an official Ford bandaid fix."

 

[ExplosionMare 26,193]

I'm not embarrassing you, you're embarrassed yourself because you're feeling embarrassed!

[Iridescent Edge 870]

"Listening to awfully horrible jokes for four hours straight. Truly, a fate worse than death."

[TheSpookyofPones 6,551]

"A pulled pork sandwich is just a fancy sloppy joe,"

[Denim&Venöm 21,090]

"In the balls!

 In the balls!

 In the balls!

 In the balls!

 In the balls!

In the balls!

In the balls!" 

[TheSpookyofPones 6,551]

30 minutes ago, Denim&Venöm said:

"In the balls!

 In the balls!

 In the balls!

 In the balls!

 In the balls!

In the balls!

In the balls!" 

"Remember children, a simple expression changes everything,"

[Samurai Equine 56,932]

All that work, and I didn't bud it up against the side of the wall.

[Felis Amafeles 2,611]

5 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

All that work, and I didn't bud it up against the side of the wall.

All doors are on the wall 

[Ragland Tiger 3,552]

"When someone cannot tolerate being wrong they also cannot tolerate growth"

[Tropical Melody 8,314]

"I am going to continue not being able to find things .."