Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 21,962]

 "My Claim To Fame Is It’s My Exposed Butt Crack Behind Sofia Vergara"

[Snoopy Fan 16,933]

Okay, wasn’t expecting that.

[liujiadong 3,085]

Damn, I like me better when I'm with you. 

[Silly Druid 8,470]

"Oxygen was discovered in 1604. So what did people breathe before then?"

[Silly Druid 8,470]

"The word 'logic' should be changed to the less Greek-sounding 'witcraft'."

[Iridescent Edge 1,082]

“Got kid!”

[ThePinkestofPones 6,964]

"Witchcraft but for mean people, it's called B*tchcraft! That's the word of the day children" 

 

Edited November 7 by ThePinkestofPones

[Ragland Tiger 3,599]

Welcome to the world...-- It's awful..

[Denim&Venöm 21,962]

 "God loves you so that I don't have to." 

[Samurai Equine 58,252]

I made enchiladas, no sauce~! 

[liujiadong 3,085]

I exist because you exist.

 

[Tropical Melody 8,831]

"You have to use very very special dinosaur oil on these, or else it won't work."

 

[Otaku-sempai 851]

33 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

"You have to use very very special dinosaur oil on these, or else it won't work."

 

Ostrich or emu oil? 

[ThePinkestofPones 6,964]

"Am I..the chosen one?" 

"Sorta, I chose you to clean my room," 

[Tropical Melody 8,831]

23 minutes ago, Otaku-sempai said:

Ostrich or emu oil? 

I think it's more like from >= 66 millon years ago .....  

 

 

[Otaku-sempai 851]

2 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

I think it's more like from >= 66 millon years ago .....  

 

 

A little too hard to obtain! 

[ExplosionMare 28,429]

I love when we can steal our neighbor's driveway!

[Denim&Venöm 21,962]

 "Negative. I st my pants when I dropkicked the door in." 

[KPackratt 1,677]

If I had robotic arms, I would never be able to solve a captcha again because I would technically be a robot.

[Ice Princess Silky <3 20,266]

Not from today, but it is a quote that I found quite memorable: Today!

"I am part of every secret society that I know of."  I love that, so much. 

[Samurai Equine 58,252]

If it wasn't so far away, I'd go there more often.

[Tropical Melody 8,831]

21 hours ago, Otaku-sempai said:

A little too hard to obtain! 

Not that much, we've been doing it for 100+ years (it's called crude oil)  

 

 

(New..)

"He's a smokin', drinkin' pastor. That's the one you want!"

 

[Slappy Bird 176]

"Yeah, we got games, unlike you"

[Tropical Melody 8,831]

"And to get that panel off, which is all of that, we first have to get this panel off, which is all of that ..."

 

[liujiadong 3,085]

Never touch the homework, 'cause it'll get hurt! Don't touch it!