Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[liujiadong 2,998]

Holler 'David,' and a bunch of folks turn around.

[Denim&Venöm 21,896]

"Took me a minute to figure out what weed had to do with Kyle looking like an elf."

[Frostbit 2,449]

"So he is wearing a crown?"

"Yes."

"And we know that our enemy is King Sombra?"

"Yes."

"Gasp! He killed King Sombra!"

[Tropical Melody 8,802]

"Can we heat up a mince pie with an electric hand warmer? Let's find out ..."

 

[Espy 4,943]

Don’t be that person who doesn’t have the sound of a metal shipping container door closing when you need it.

[liujiadong 2,998]

Oh, fudge! I forgot my fudge.

[Samurai Equine 58,132]

Finally, a reason to not lose any hair. 

[Denim&Venöm 21,896]

"Eddie Kingston could murder someone in broad daylight with a fire axe and I'd just assume that person had it coming."

[Otaku-sempai 842]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

[Castle Bleck 19,612]

"Pathetic Earthlings! Who can save you now?!"

[Silly Druid 8,437]

"Are we finishing each other's..."

"...sandwiches?"

[Silly Druid 8,437]

"You have a 10 minute cooldown on puns."

[Ragland Tiger 3,596]

No matter where you are,

no matter what you do,

someone out there will be disappointed.

[DubWolf 20,540]

"Stop blaming everything on my vacations !"

[Sparklefan1234 188,075]

On 2025-12-21 at 4:55 AM, Denim&Venöm said:

"Eddie Kingston could murder someone in broad daylight with a fire axe and I'd just assume that person had it coming."

I know it breaks the rule of "no context" but: 

[Snoopy Fan 16,444]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[Sparklefan1234 188,075]

"That's reindeer." 

"No, that's SNOW, DARLING!" 

[Dawnshine Wonder 4,799]

We can take solace in the fact that imaginary monsters cannot harm us, physics protects us from that.

[Samurai Equine 58,132]

Goodness, gracious, great balls of chemically-induced fire.

[Snoopy Fan 16,444]

Careful of the icy patch.

[liujiadong 2,998]

I want to study as soon as I sleep