Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,833]

"Am I missing something? Is the Acropolis actually in Staffordshire?"

 

[Tao 10,005]

Beat it all down!!!!  

[Otaku-sempai 852]

"Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense." 

[Snoopy Fan 16,973]

That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

[Denim&Venöm 21,971]

 "He doesn't really speak English, so we can skip all the talking and just get right to the Karate." 

[Snoopy Fan 16,973]

First Prize?!

[Snoopy Fan 16,973]

First Prize?!

[Denim&Venöm 21,971]

"Oh man, that's a relief. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Sun."

"Don't sweat it buddy."

"He's talking to me, asshole!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,833]

"I would watch a two hours and forty minutes long movie of Clint Eastwood talking to a cat ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,971]

"Late stage capitalism took my lizard milk!"

[Dawnshine Wonder 4,898]

Alcoholic or not, Rainbow Dash's obsession with cider is amusing, a clever innuendo if I ever saw one in MLP.

[Silly Druid 8,482]

"I've never seen a man wearing pink act so evil."

[liujiadong 3,100]

 

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[Denim&Venöm 21,971]

"Sexual tension is back on the menu everyone!"

[Samurai Equine 58,280]

Oh. So it can just charge my card automatically now.  Wonderful!

[Denim&Venöm 21,971]

"He has become one with his inner self!"

"He's passed out."

"That too."

[Ganondorf8 11,812]

Behold the power I wield with this remote control!

[Silly Druid 8,482]

"I've been using my firmament all wrong by turning it upside down and stupidly making salad in it."

[Silly Druid 8,482]

"Then I took out the dagger I got from the storeroom and... made a sandwich."

[ThePinkestofPones 6,973]

"Wait, why is he called Spring Bonnie- Oh, oh I get it, but wait...that still doesn't- Oh, nevermind I see now,"

Spoiler

Me just now getting the meaning of Spring Bonnie's name and realizing that he didn't always have the Spring prefix, lol, I'mma goofy 

 

 

[Samurai Equine 58,280]

Well, I guess we do have extra cola for a reason.

[liujiadong 3,100]

Ain't gon' let 'em take me out tonight. In the stu', I'm workin' 'cause I'm paid. Tryna flex these millions I made

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[Denim&Venöm 21,971]

"I wish for the rest of the monkey." 

[Tropical Melody 8,833]

"Another lesson would be, if you're building your evil lair, don't make your ventilation vents human sized – you don't want your captives to be able to escape ..."

 

[Silly Druid 8,482]

"Don't drink the evidence!"