Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 

 "it’s like a rite of passage now. After you have your first big mental breakdown, you pierce your septum.”

 "what the fuck happened to you when you pierced your nipples?”

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"... Oh my giddy aunt – it's like comparing Sophia Loren to an all in female wrestler."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "If I wanted to read a book, I'd go to the carnival!"  

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"'Hats optional.' That's all you need to run a really good religion."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "Bye everyone have a good weekend.

....holy st!"

[Nitobat 1,632]

Do you think anyone will notice if I hang it upside down?

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"It's 7 O'clock, we're up at 300 metres, I just checked the temperature and it is 25°C, in the shade, which I'm discovering is way too hot for me – I mean my eyelids are sweating, which is a really weird sensation ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"I maybe a degenerate. 

But I'm a degenerate with standards!"

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Materials?

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

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Good! I don't want you to!

 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "this motherfucker’s living the gimmick."

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Well, if you ever felt the need to paint it brown... 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"... and huge fat asses! And if you look at one of these people for a minute, you begin to wonder — how does this woman take a shit? And even more frightening, how does she wipe her ass? Can she even find her ass!?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "Do ewoks feel pain?" 

 "God I hope so." 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"We'll do anything that you want doing that we do, but we don't do that."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,572]

"I really hope I'm not used as an unkillable sacrificial lamb this time. It gets boring when it goes on for months."

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"Why is it in my room? And why do you know what it tastes like!?" 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Well that sure was a sentence... Guess I'll put it in @Stone Cold Steve Jobs's server. 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"We can theorize about it all day or we can just do it"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"House of ass!

House of ass!

House of ass!

House of ass!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"A dead beetle — that's great, just what I always wanted..."

 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

I just mopped that floor... 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"In my life, I have never seen anything like it; They would weep, they would pray, they would say goodbye to their loved ones, and then throw themselves without fear or hesitation at the very face of death itself, never surrendering. No one who saw them fighting against the inevitable could help but be moved to tears by their courage. Their stubborn nobility. When they ran out of ships, they used guns, when they ran out guns they used knives and sticks and bare hands. They were magnificent. I only hope that when it is my time, I may die with half as much dignity as I saw in their eyes in the end. "

 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"Smash that like button now – or else this centipede will crawl on your face while you're sleeping..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,572]

"Wow. Haribo is good belch fuel."