Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"Fried egg?"
"I don't appear to have a plate."
"Oh don't be so fecking bourgeois"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,065]

 "I love Green Day! They dress like masculine lesbians!"

[ThatPinkPone 1,549]

"DAMN, SHADOW REALLY GOT BEEF WITH AN 8 YEAR OLD...Tails, quick! Tell him you're vegetarian!"

"...why?" 

"Cuz then you wouldn't be f-ing scared of him!" 

"...Are you kidding?" 

"MAYBE, WHY?" 

"Nope, I'm leavi-" *gets thrown*

"Dang it Tails, what did I JUST say?" *facehoof*

[Ragland Tiger 3,358]

Celery is like parents; they're dirtier than you think.

Edited September 19 by Ragland Tiger

[Denim&Venöm 18,065]

"You're right!

 I can be slutty right now!" 

[Silly Druid 6,648]

"Do two Nickel Samurais make one Dime Samurai?"

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

Anger is a cancer that can poison your life. Get rid of useless anger and success pours in.
 

 

[Tao 7,290]

CAT! STOPPING WANTING MORE FOOD WHEN I JUST FEED YOUR FAT A$$! 

[Denim&Venöm 18,065]

 "It's like burning man without the entitlement and the fking trash."

[Samurai Equine 49,927]

Yoda!  Toro. 

[Denim&Venöm 18,065]

"Is that Philadelphia cream cheese?"

"Oh my fking god it is." 

 

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"So there are multiple opportunites to f ck this up - ask me how I know ..."

 

[ThatPinkPone 1,549]

"Did you know.. trying to type with your fingers in the hoodie sleeve holes, is hard?"

 

[DebonedAngel 128]

"Well at this point I'd rather have cancer than a shadow, so..."

[Snow 6,530]

10 o' clocks the cut-off.

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"You said you'd watch anything - so here's a video of me swapping out two Jeep batteries."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,065]

 "Today was nice. You're gonna like it." 

[Silly Druid 6,648]

"How does one eat tea?"

[Samurai Equine 49,927]

You cannot judge the weight of one's soul by the physical form they have on the outside.

[Iforgotmybrain 4,969]

“They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine”

[Snow 6,530]

"... You mongrel" 

[Tao 7,290]

Rain rain don't go away!  We need more gray today! 

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"Tell you what, let's get scientific on its ass - where's me vernier gauge ..."

 

[ThatPinkPone 1,549]

"MY LITTLE PHONY, MY LITTLE PHONY, AHHHHHHHHH! I used to wonder what was going on with toys like these (my little phony) until you shared their wackiness with me! Ratty hair, looking dumb, crossed eyes, and big ol' teeth, bootleg cutie marks, it's an easy feat and bad naming makes it all complete to have... My little phony, send the pictures to all of your friendssss! MY LITTLE PHONY, FAKE TOYS ARE MAGIC! "

Edited Tuesday at 04:10 PM by ThatPinkPone

[TheRockARooster 49,879]

“Sir, could you step out of the car, please?”