Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Lucky Star 216 141]

"I'm gonna eat Chinese food tomorrow if it kills me! Although it probably won't." 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,998]

One day my grandfather told me that you can’t listen to anyone, after that he said a lot of things, but I didn’t listen to him.

[Tropical Melody 6,141]

"We're only two minutes in and already I'm looking stuff up .."

 

[DebonedAngel 196]

"i understand humans need parents to survive, I do not hold this against them."

[Denim&Venöm 18,877]

"Just deepthroat the atmosphere." 

[Tropical Melody 6,141]

"You think you've heard it all then some dude comes along with 'adhesion promoter'"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,877]

 "Life. Begins. At. Possession." 

[TheJollyofPones 2,377]

"Robots with glowing red eyes? Hmmmm, where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, from the exact franchise these OCs are based on..."

[Slappy Bird 115]

"Honestly, I feel barely alive"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

"She has the self-awareness and the usefulness of a fork in a bowl of soup. But at least her books help keep the pulping industry alive."

[Tropical Melody 6,141]

"How old would I be if I was born ten years ago? I'd be twelve."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,877]

 "You're imagening me standing naked in a cornfield?"

[Samurai Equine 51,333]

I don't know if you broke it or not; just stop saying it out loud! You're gonna give the customer a heart attack! 

[Denim&Venöm 18,877]

 "I'm still gonna call you guy and dude. I do that with women, man." 

[Tropical Melody 6,141]

"Every time I start working I start sneezing. That can only mean one thing, I'm allergic to work ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,391]

..."as long as you think you’re white, there’s no hope for you.”

-- James Baldwin

[TheJollyofPones 2,377]

"Hold on though, "Earthbound"? OH! You mean "I can't believe it's not Undertale", right?" 

[Denim&Venöm 18,877]

 "My own clone!"

"Now neither of us will be virgins!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,141]

"Well what we got here, people, is an incident ..." - *must be said in a southern drawl*

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,877]

 "There's far more decapitation involved in this kind of research than I was anticipating..."

[DebonedAngel 196]

"Psh, what are kids but little adults without anxiety"

[Silly Druid 6,963]

"Art is not fun, art is pain. Great art always requires great suffering."

[Iforgotmybrain 5,653]

"What are the My Little Pony lore implications of Discord (John de Lancie) being in Breaking Bad?"

[Samurai Equine 51,333]

Thank you for tuning in and welcome back to another episode of Morning Follies. I'm your host, [NAME REDACTED], and today's folly comes to us from Aubrey Seussenmayer, 32 years old. Aubrey had a rather rude awakening one morning. In her sleepy haze, she accidentally pushed the wrong plunger, putting hand soap on her toothbrush instead of the usual toothpaste. ...I guess that's one way to get those pearly whites. 

[Tropical Melody 6,141]

"We fixed it. It's fixed. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass ..."