Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"How old would I be if I was born ten years ago? I'd be twelve."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,544]

 "You're imagening me standing naked in a cornfield?"

[Samurai Equine 50,698]

I don't know if you broke it or not; just stop saying it out loud! You're gonna give the customer a heart attack! 

[Denim&Venöm 18,544]

 "I'm still gonna call you guy and dude. I do that with women, man." 

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"Every time I start working I start sneezing. That can only mean one thing, I'm allergic to work ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,378]

..."as long as you think you’re white, there’s no hope for you.”

-- James Baldwin

[ThatFestivePone 1,953]

"Hold on though, "Earthbound"? OH! You mean "I can't believe it's not Undertale", right?" 

[Denim&Venöm 18,544]

 "My own clone!"

"Now neither of us will be virgins!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"Well what we got here, people, is an incident ..." - *must be said in a southern drawl*

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,544]

 "There's far more decapitation involved in this kind of research than I was anticipating..."

[DebonedAngel 164]

"Psh, what are kids but little adults without anxiety"

[Silly Druid 6,815]

"Art is not fun, art is pain. Great art always requires great suffering."

[Iforgotmybrain 5,305]

"What are the My Little Pony lore implications of Discord (John de Lancie) being in Breaking Bad?"

[Samurai Equine 50,698]

Thank you for tuning in and welcome back to another episode of Morning Follies. I'm your host, [NAME REDACTED], and today's folly comes to us from Aubrey Seussenmayer, 32 years old. Aubrey had a rather rude awakening one morning. In her sleepy haze, she accidentally pushed the wrong plunger, putting hand soap on her toothbrush instead of the usual toothpaste. ...I guess that's one way to get those pearly whites. 

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"We fixed it. It's fixed. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,378]

"You can't turn off the dark. You can only turn on the light."

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

14 hours ago, Ragland Tiger said:

"You can't turn off the dark. You can only turn on the light."

"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,544]

 "If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why."

[Denim&Venöm 18,544]

"Are you high!?"

"Am I what?"

"High?!"

"Hello." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,544]

 "Works in the front office. Bald guy. Kind of a Dick."

[Silly Druid 6,815]

"If this doesn't work, I'll bite."

also

"It was a perfectly understandable misunderstanding."

[Castle Bleck 19,310]

"Walk real funny, bless my soul. Can't play tennis, and it's hard to bowl."

[ThatFestivePone 1,953]

Conscience: "Imagine talking to your younger self, what would you say to her or ask her?" 

Me: "Girl, what made you think literal pixels on a screen were handsome? Seriously, I like Red too, but like, is he REALLY "cute" cuz' I just like his design and stuff, I dunno what yo' ass doing"

11 year old me: "Haha, funny pixel boy go burr!" 

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,544]

 "You're not smart enough to understand."

"You're not smart enough to explain." 

[Samurai Equine 50,698]

Well it's your own fault for not appearing when I wanted you to! And just for that, I'm naming him Blastoise.