Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,090]

 "Welcome to red lobster. Today's special is go fk yourself." 

[ThePinkestofPones 2,769]

5 minutes ago, Denim&Venöm said:

 "Welcome to red lobster. Today's special is go fk yourself." 

"And for dessert, I reccommend the 'Have the worst taco bell s*it of your life' lava cake," 

[Samurai Equine 51,779]

Nope! Phantom face. 

[Tropical Melody 6,297]

"If you're easily offended look away now - right that's two dugga-duggas. No torque wrench! The torque wrench police are going to come and get me now ..."

 

[Starlight Serenade 3,377]

"That's not very demure, sweetheart"

Edited October 22, 2024 by Starlight Serenade
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[Slappy Bird 125]

No epic final showdown. Hell, there's not even a lame final showdown

[Denim&Venöm 19,090]

"(I am no longer a boy or Catholic)" 

[Samurai Equine 51,779]

 I can't tell if I need the cranberries or the raspberries.

[Starlight Serenade 3,377]

“There’s always money in the banana stand!”

[Treeglow Flicker 13,691]

"Whatever happens. Just throw me out there and let me go nuts."

[Sparklefan1234 171,344]

"Her name is @Treeglow Flicker  and she's one of my best friends." ☺️

"Cool."🙂

[Arrlong28 795]

"Joke after joke the truth spoke"

[Denim&Venöm 19,090]

“The odds are good, but the goods are odd.”

[ThePinkestofPones 2,769]

"And...I proceeded to...Uh...Confuse my teacher with an OC? *sputters* HOW DOES SHE EVEN LOOK LIKE RAINBOW DASH...MRS HAZELTON, I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! "

" *singing* I'm going to lose my favorite character, don't make fun of me, it's happened twice already, I'm getting flashbacks to the death of Eddie Spaghetti! Don't do this to me again!"

"And...If I ever have a Youtube Reaction Channel, Imma use screencaps of Nicky from Hello Neighbor: Welcome to Raven Brooks season 2, because the absolute rage radiating off this boy is an actual mood, I literally feel as angry as this dude does at normal everyday annoyances," 

[Otaku-sempai 494]

"Noah's Ark is a problem. We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon -- only way to fit five-thousand species of mammal on the same boat." 

[Samurai Equine 51,779]

How typical of the Irrigated Press to chase a hose line.

[Tropical Melody 6,297]

"Any idea why July the 19th should be so important?”

“Would that be the day the Ice Age ended?”

"The calendar can't be that precise about the Ice Age."

"I'll look it up in my diary. July 19th - uh, Galway liberated from Indians - Marathon became Snickers - yep end of Ice Age."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,090]

"They would breed!"

"I hate how this is a viable option." 

[Tropical Melody 6,297]

"That's probably the most charming thing you'll see today - ants gathering herbs."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,090]

 “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the British.”

[ThePinkestofPones 2,769]

"God though, with how intense and loud my zombie groans are when I practice, coupled with the fact that I have a bucking cold, I'm gonna lose my voice, I'm sure of it, " 

[Denim&Venöm 19,090]

"Fk it, I'll figure it out when it grows back!"

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

Tradition is peer pressure from dead people. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,090]

"Here is your quote from Theodore Roosevelt for October 26th:

..."  

[Ice Princess Silky <3 14,008]

"Eh, if you had bad intentions all along, no need to announce your departure, this isn't an airport. Good riddance." 

-happy airplane noises- BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR