Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Oh joy! Joy! Joy!

Well, not all joy."

[KPackratt 326]

Quit eating the damn hay!

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"We're updating our Google Cloud Google Group Subprocessors"

I am ecstatically happy for you if that's what floats your boat, but I haven't a freaking clue what that even means.

 

[ThePinkestofPones 2,869]

"Damn, Braeburn's smoking hot ...wait no, no, I didn't mean it, you gotta believe me officers! I'm sorry! "

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

 "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

[ThePinkestofPones 2,869]

"I'm making a Gingerbread house! *accidentally breaks cookies* Correction, I'm making a Ginger DEAD house," 

"Hello there, did you know that Spongebob backwards is Bobe Gnops? The More You Know!" 

"You're sending a thug to my house? Sounds like bro needs a hug, I'll be waiting"

[Slappy Bird 125]

"I like the yellow part wet"

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Where will you go?" 

"Some-where with depressed, sluggish mammals. I'm thinking Arbys." 

[ThePinkestofPones 2,869]

"*begins singing* Eevee, it's Eevee, the bunny, fox, cat, dog, everybody loves it, because its fur is nice and snug! It likes to battle, with its fox-y tail, Eevee, Eevee, cuter than Ninetales! Sing it with me! E-E-V-E-E, it's the most wholesome thing, that you'll ever see!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"It is coming up to 10 O'Clock now, I've put Boris away before any more bits fall off him ... I like to keep them on display in my living room, puts people off visiting, you know?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"But honey, I won!"

"I know, That's the problem!"

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

 "We have eachother."

"Fk, that's right!"

[Silly Druid 7,033]

"I'll be back! Kind of."

Edited December 14, 2024 by Silly Druid

[Tao 7,837]

"Snow,   the true evil......of water...."

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

When the rich rob the poor it’s called business. When the poor fight back it’s called violence. - Mark Twain

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

 "You sound like how dust tastes."

[ThePinkestofPones 2,869]

"Ah, yes, two bunny brothers, an evil one and one that didn't agree to this plan riding on their skeleton patterned black horse," 

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

There are no wrong answers, but the internet will think they are all wrong answers.

[ThePinkestofPones 2,869]

(One of my OCs dies) "OH NO! Anyways..."

Edited December 14, 2024 by TheJollyofPones

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"I like flat things. I'm gonna go eat pancakes." 

[Samurai Equine 51,852]

I think I set a record for how many times I've said "woo" in one day. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

 "I-... I'm gay!"

"I already know, dumbass."

[ThePinkestofPones 2,869]

"I'm so stupid, I'd name a dog Aero "

"What's wrong with the name Aero? "

"Oh, nothing... IF IT WASN'T SHORT FOR BUCKING AEROSOL!  AEROSOL, like what? "

Edited December 16, 2024 by TheJollyofPones

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,645]

"Pittsburgh wanted Chef Russ to cook, he just can't cook Philly Cheesesteaks."  

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Just for future reference, I don't eat anything green."

"Well what sort of vegetables do you like?"

"Grey ones."