Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Castle Bleck 19,383]

"As for me, I quit my job. And then won millions in the lottery. And after all that, I now run a local supermarket. Yeah... that's just been my life!"

[Silly Druid 7,225]

"That man's hand was as cold as a snake's hand."

[ThePinkestofPones 3,471]

"Hmm, yes, it would be really cool if Red just rides his bike through Blue and Green's houses and THAT'S how they realize they have a mission to accomplish, "

[ThePinkestofPones 3,471]

"WHOA! Okay me, cut it back on the edgy, you're gonna give the Pokemon characters papercuts if you keep writing like that! 

Seriously, like 'Red takes a step toward the edge of the mountain' bro stop! You can't do that! Think of what Miyamoto would say! Think about Satoshi Tajiri dude! Even HE would tell you to dial it back! Don't you DARE write that next sentence! Me...I'm warning you! NO!"

[Samurai Equine 52,529]

"I made Mashled Skinkletops and a Geryonroux." 
"Oh..." 
"Nah, I'm just kidding! It's sloppy joes and mashed potatoes." 

[Sophie 1,537]

"I didn't break it!... oh that? yeah, I did break that"

[ThePinkestofPones 3,471]

"I'm just chilling, trying to get my business done, and I look over (chuckle-guffaws) and my cat in is playing in the bathtub!" 

[Slumberlumber 170]

On 2025-01-14 at 4:53 AM, Tropical Melody said:

"Now go do, that Voodoo, that you do, soooo wellllllll!"

[ThePinkestofPones 3,471]

"The fact that people still spell bronies as 'brownies' BAFFLES me, you'd think they'd know how to spell it already,"

[Tropical Melody 6,528]

"... and then there's the whole computer / monitor connector evolution - I've got more USB cables than I've got missing socks."

 

[ThePinkestofPones 3,471]

"If Red from Pokemon could talk, he'd sound like Cameron Boyce in Descendants, specifically him singing because his singing voice is way too cool," 

[Denim&Venöm 19,382]

"Man, our fireworks fucking suck by comparison...."

[ThePinkestofPones 3,471]

"At first, chewing this mint gum tastes like eating straight up toothpaste, and finally, after chewing for a while, it begins to taste good," 

[Ragland Tiger 3,428]

"I once asked my therapist: how do neurotypicals understand each other? and he bluntly answered: they don't."

[Denim&Venöm 19,382]

 "It's not morning in America, it's fuckin midnight man."

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,982]

"It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!" Gordon Ramsay - Guess the episode of Hotel Hell! XD

[Tropical Melody 6,528]

"'I've never seen or used a 'phone on the wall like that!'  'Ooh look, a typewriter! My gran used to have one of those we used used to play on it as kids. Have you ever seen one?' 'Not in person.' Jeez, I feel sooooo old now..."

 

[ThePinkestofPones 3,471]

"I AM NOT PINKIE PIE! I AM NOT! I-"

[Denim&Venöm 19,382]

 "Have a good weekend!"

"Have a good week.... dude it's Monday!" 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,528]

"I tell you what Dan, Anne's got bigger balls than me, amd she's a little girl ..."

 

[ThePinkestofPones 3,471]

"I'm calling it! As of now, it is illegal to not blast the Ghostbusters theme song as loud as humanly possible!"

[Samurai Equine 52,529]

Hi there! Welcome to the internet. First rule: Don't. 

[Felis Amafeles 1,164]

Existence is not everything; it is even the most insignificant...

[Tropical Melody 6,528]

"It's minus Baltic. That's an official temperature."

 

[ThePinkestofPones 3,471]

"And now, Young Saturn will give her hear me out, take it away young me!"

"Okay, hear me out, Red from Pokemon, might just be the most scrumdilyumptious Pokemon character out there, and AT LEAST he's a human right, it's not like it's Gardevoir or Vaporeon I'm talking about, right?" 

"Thank you Young Saturn, that'll be all,"