Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tao 8,344]

So um,  the mess is not my fault.....it was bears....all the bears...

[Snoopy Fan 4,096]

We’ve got a world to save!

[Nitobit 1,980]

"What would you even play on a gaming chair?"

"You know, chess, checkers, tiddlywinks."

[Silly Druid 7,403]

"I'm a mailmare. I only have regrets."

[Snoopy Fan 4,096]

I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.

[Ice Princess Silky <3 15,301]

"I am too tired to sleep. Need coffee to sleep." 
 

[Sparklefan1234 174,785]

"Are you asleep?" 

"No. I'm too excited." 

"I heard that! Hee-hee!" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,754]

 *Attack civilians to collect pocket change.*

[Samurai Equine 53,280]

Bap sheets. Bap 'em into place~!

[Snoopy Fan 4,096]

Wow, even the skeleton doesn’t want to hear it.

[Tropical Melody 6,838]

"Had to smile when you said you had 8mm bar and would heat up the last 1/2 inch, we Brits know how to make metric and imperial work in the same sentence"

 

[Snoopy Fan 4,096]

I knew I should’ve stayed home today.

[Snoopy Fan 4,096]

That’s the dumbest idea I ever heard.