Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tao 8,626]

So um,  the mess is not my fault.....it was bears....all the bears...

[Snoopy Fan 5,941]

We’ve got a world to save!

[Nitobit 2,082]

"What would you even play on a gaming chair?"

"You know, chess, checkers, tiddlywinks."

[Silly Druid 7,552]

"I'm a mailmare. I only have regrets."

[Snoopy Fan 5,941]

I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.

[Ice Princess Silky <3 17,051]

"I am too tired to sleep. Need coffee to sleep." 
 

[Sparklefan1234 177,562]

"Are you asleep?" 

"No. I'm too excited." 

"I heard that! Hee-hee!" 

[Denim&Venöm 20,097]

 *Attack civilians to collect pocket change.*

[Samurai Equine 54,079]

Bap sheets. Bap 'em into place~!

[Snoopy Fan 5,941]

Wow, even the skeleton doesn’t want to hear it.

[Tropical Melody 7,108]

"Had to smile when you said you had 8mm bar and would heat up the last 1/2 inch, we Brits know how to make metric and imperial work in the same sentence"

 

[Snoopy Fan 5,941]

I knew I should’ve stayed home today.

[Snoopy Fan 5,941]

That’s the dumbest idea I ever heard.

[Tropical Melody 7,108]

"I'm going to show you where to insert your tool..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,478]

You sometimes act like an underdog in a movie that isn't being made.

[ThePinkestofPones 5,695]

"Most don't like to ramble about their hobbies because they'll think they're being annoying (you aren't btw, tell about your hobbies peeps), not me, you WILL sit and you WILL listen to my 10 hour ramble of Littlest Pet Shop, including my favorite figures, the video games, and the cartoon!" 

[Snoopy Fan 5,941]

Jim James Jimmy Boy!!

[Tropical Melody 7,108]

"I agree milk chocolate digestive biscuits are just wrong."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,097]

 "Bullst! I'm standing behind two tall motherfKer's!"

[Silly Druid 7,552]

"You guys have the audacity to have your summers in the middle of the year..."

[Denim&Venöm 20,097]

 "Oh yeah? I replaced my engine with shrimp cocktail!" 

[Samurai Equine 54,079]

These are not genres I usually listen to often, so I am surprised I know as much as I do.

[Iforgotmybrain 6,395]

“Fat, fat, angry loaf of bread”

[Ragland Tiger 3,478]

"If you've ever felt you don't belong in this world, maybe it's because you were meant to help build a new one."

[Denim&Venöm 20,097]

"2x peppergrinder pub burgers with a fried egg, fried onions, siracha mayo and pepperjack on each."