Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Violetta Vylet 279]

Life is a Circus and I'm the Main Event

[Iridescent Edge 919]

"Oh, ulgh! I'm gonna eat that."

[Iforgotmybrain 7,911]

"My Son has left me to go and commit violence"

[Samurai Equine 57,347]

Inspiration, nothing. I just didn't want to do it during the week.

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"So why didn't I do an in-cylinder pressure test with the pico-scope? Because a man's got to know his limitations."

 

[Silly Druid 8,124]

"Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough."

[Samurai Equine 57,347]

Sounds less like "Oh no! We have to change narrative direction right now!" and more like "Oh no! We can't film in that location!".

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"And what does 27 million Euros get you in Germany? Holy crap, palm trees. I didn't even know that was a thing ..."

 

[ExplosionMare 27,004]

They never look psychotic when they're sleeping!

[Denim&Venöm 21,338]

 "TIL Dakota Kai is Half-Samoan."

[Samurai Equine 57,347]

It's really a matter of "How badly does the franchise need saving?".

[Silly Druid 8,124]

"Stop asking sensible questions. This is clearly not the place for that."

"Legend has it that the answer to all those questions and more can be found in a mysterious mythical object called a science textbook. The quest or search for this object for those people obviously still goes on."

Edited August 27 by Silly Druid

[Denim&Venöm 21,338]

 "This women's division is gonna kill my sapphic ass, they're all so pretty and talented."

[Street Light 879]

why is the universe eye making angry cloud pillars at me?

[Samurai Equine 57,347]

Imagine if Clippy popped up and said, "It looks like you're trying to recolor a pre-existing piece of art that someone else made. Would you like tips on how to make something new and original?"

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"Being shirtless with all that chest hair is just a power move ..."

"Yeah it's basically like wearing a shirt."

 

[Silly Druid 8,124]

"Don't do it at home. You can do it at work, but not at home."

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

This job is thirsty work 

[Samurai Equine 57,347]

Not so easy when the string clings to you, is it? 

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"I am part of the system – if I damage the system, I damage myself."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,338]

"Like seriously, Robocop is a more accurate Detroit movie than The Crow." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,561]

You can silence 50 scholars with 1 fact but you cannot silence 1 idiot with 50 facts.

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

Why is there a phone booth in the middle of the desert?

[Silly Druid 8,124]

"Imagine being stopped in the street by some stranger with a camera who then asks you how fast you're spinning then rambles about NASA being fake and the Earth being flat. Scary stuff. This is why you don't talk to strangers, kids."

[Otaku-sempai 804]

36 minutes ago, Silly Druid said:

"Imagine being stopped in the street by some stranger with a camera who then asks you how fast you're spinning then rambles about NASA being fake and the Earth being flat. Scary stuff. This is why you don't talk to strangers, kids."

Oh, I dunno. A conversation with a flerf (flat-earther) might be fun (for me; maybe not so fun for them). 

Edited September 1 by Otaku-sempai