The Great Pun War

[Flutterstep 47,080]

I was originally going to say "hacksaw what you did there." Oh well, we all make mistakes. I can steel use this to chop up some...never mind. Cohesion is a little cut up in this thread already. Better stitch it back together till its well done.

Edited May 14, 2018 by Flutterstep

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Just now, Flutterstep said:

I was originally going to say "hacksaw what you did there." Oh well, we all make mistakes. I can steel use this to chop up some...never mind. Cohesion is a little cut up in this thread already. Better stitch it back together till its well done.

Clearly you brought a knife to a punfight

[Flutterstep 47,080]

1 minute ago, CypherHoof said:

Clearly you brought a knife to a punfight

I thought it would get the point across. 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Just now, Flutterstep said:

I thought it would get the point across. 

Indeed, your cutting remarks pierced to the heart of the matter, whichever way you slice it

And at least you took a stab at it

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

 I dont mean to CUT into this conversation,but i need someone to SLICE my sandwich that i got from Subway because he was a jerk.I did make a POINT by taking my sandwich by leaving without paying.

I suck at puns

[Flutterstep 47,080]

You don't suck at puns. In fact you sucker punch them.

I had an ignorant trainee serve me food at Subway. I asked for a simple wrap and he derailed the converstation. He couldn't keep on track so I departed.

[Altastrofae 933]

4 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

You don't suck at puns. In fact you sucker punch them.

I had an ignorant trainee serve me food at Subway. I asked for a simple wrap and he derailed the converstation. He couldn't keep on track so I departed.

XD

Okay I got one!

[The Recherche 29,968]

@Flutterstep Why on Earth would he do that?  That sun of a gun probably didn't know that you needed to take off before the new moon!

Edited May 14, 2018 by The Recherche

[Flutterstep 47,080]

@The Recherche I know right! What I should have done was just run away without launch and glide over to the terminal. That guy had such a rude altitude.

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Just now, Flutterstep said:

@The Recherche I know right! What I should have done was just run away without launch and glide over to the terminal. That guy had such a rude altitude.

Should be given a kerbal warning then?

[The Recherche 29,968]

@Flutterstep Ugh, some peeple! Sometimes I wish that those Smarties would Kiss the curb~! 

Edited May 14, 2018 by The Recherche

[CypherHoof 26,483]

2 minutes ago, The Recherche said:

@Flutterstep Ugh, some peeple! Sometimes I wish that those Smarties would Kiss the curb~! 

 

[Flutterstep 47,080]

He was a lunatic. He's not going to collect much baggage if he can't even propel a signal sale. His career is descending.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Eh, I supperose. If they continue to be that way, the world will eat them for breakfast; I'll bet that they don't even remember to bring their lunch to work!

Edited May 14, 2018 by The Recherche

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Sometimes you just have to pony up and put your shoulder to the yoke. After all, one bad apple can spoil the barrel.

 

EEYUP!

 

 

(Not really a pun, but it's all apples and oranges.)

Edited May 14, 2018 by cuteycindyhoney

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I love what's become of this thread. I hope it continues...

though I might just be mac'ing on the spotlight :3

 

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

I was gonna a question but then I got  and forgot it.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I'd ask what you mean by that, but I'd rather just Poke-a-man. :3

(seriously, I only know gen1 pok's)

 

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Just now, The_Gobo said:

I'd ask what you mean by that, but I'd rather just Poke-a-stallion. :3

(seriously, I only know gen1 pok's)

 

Heh, the only way to wake up Lady Gaga is to Poker Face (poke her face)

[Flutterstep 47,080]

All we hear is Lady Gaga, Radio Goo Goo, Radio Gobo... o3o

[Altastrofae 933]

2 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

I'd ask what you mean by that, but I'd rather just Poke-a-man. :3

(seriously, I only know gen1 pok's)

Well the first was "Axew" and the second is "Drowzee" who is actually a Gen 1 Pokémon :3

 

STOP being a genwunner and GO make me a SANDwich with MAYO

Spoiler

I never said everything in caps would be part of the pun now did I?

 

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Wow.One of the best profile pictures ever.Sorry if I am withholding my enthusiasm.

 

It seems like your in a bit of a BIND. I know numerous SURVIVEal tips. Even STEALTH.

[Flutterstep 47,080]

He's a slick soldier. He can slip by anyone unnoticed. They gobo what they know and stick to it. Slimy bastard... o3o

[The_Gobo 36,257]

You all know you're just jelly

:3

@Flutterstep made a good Queen reference.
They gave me no warning, took me by surprise XD

Spoiler

 

 

Edited May 15, 2018 by The_Gobo

[Flutterstep 47,080]

I'm glad someone noticed. 

You should be crowned instead of getting capped on the field.