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The_Gobo
The_Gobo

Hello and welcome to the great pun war of 20XX! This is a game where you search for or think up a pun in reaction to the one above you It can be an image, or plain text, but it must be in pun form

Flutterstep
Flutterstep

You don't suck at puns. In fact you sucker punch them. I had an ignorant trainee serve me food at Subway. I asked for a simple wrap and he derailed the converstation. He couldn't keep on track so

The Recherche
The Recherche

@Flutterstep Why on Earth would he do that?  That sun of a gun probably didn't know that you needed to take off before the new moon!

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Cash In 22,439

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Let me ketchup to these puns.

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At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do.

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Cash In

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Stop horsing around for god sake. 

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At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do.

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Patty Thundersnow

Patty Thundersnow 4,173

Guess you're doing all these puns for the lava it.

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"Never give up, because you can't succeed if you don't even try." - Personal Motto

"Anything worth doing has risks. Believe me, this is worth doing." Hortense-Guardians of Ga'Hoole book 2
:umad::yeahno::fiery::wub::ph34r::fluttershy::squee::sealed::yay::icwudt::pinkie::okiedokieloki:^_^:adorkable::love::orly::sunbutt::D:unamused::rarity::mellow:

 

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Please don't int-errupt me.

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At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do.

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The Recherche

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I would think of a pun, but I'm trying to decide whether I should have tomato sauce orthography with my potatoes... :pout:

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❆~ 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓟𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 ~❆

𝓕𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰: 𝓜𝔂 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓮𝔀

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I am not sure how much you know about this, but a couple of years ago a tunneling machine here in the Seattle area had some problems.

My dad came up with an idea for why it was having these problems. His theory was that maybe the cutting head was not sharp enough.

Yes, his theory was that the boring machine was too dull.

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Just going to leave this link here...
https://xkcd.com/520/
BTW, the facts in the second panel are correct

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Zaten 280

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Your wits are not sharp enough for these puns.

I find it strange how I can think of good, related puns for a lot of stuff, but now I have no bore.

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put me in the corner I need a timeout :( WAH
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I like tanks.
*BOOM*

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Patty Thundersnow

Patty Thundersnow 4,173

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Some of these puns are not very gouda.

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"Never give up, because you can't succeed if you don't even try." - Personal Motto

"Anything worth doing has risks. Believe me, this is worth doing." Hortense-Guardians of Ga'Hoole book 2
:umad::yeahno::fiery::wub::ph34r::fluttershy::squee::sealed::yay::icwudt::pinkie::okiedokieloki:^_^:adorkable::love::orly::sunbutt::D:unamused::rarity::mellow:

 

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