Coolest names you've ever heard

[Castle Bleck 19,643]

"Xander Mobus" - current VA for SSB's announcer, Master Hand, and Crazy Hand.

Edited August 17, 2024 by Castle Bleck

[Soundwave 28,559]

Ultra Magnus, even if the guy was pretty much the Transformers equivalent of Boba Fett

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,514]

There was a profesor at my old school named Prof. Kuhl (pronounced Cool). His firet name was Joe. So Joe Kuhl. And that's wonderful.

[碇 シンジン 27,442]

For first names I like Minna and 例か

Im Not really much into last names

[Cash In 23,504]

The name of my dad's boss is Steve Salmon. I swear, that's the sort of name I'd expect from The Simpsons or something.

Edited December 18, 2020 by Cash_In

[Twilight Luna 31,516]

Optimus Prime and Max Power.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,514]

FIRE PENGUIN DISCO PANDA.

 

[Inspector Clouseau 73]

Buck Thunderstrike. Manlinest man ever to roam gods green earth. Born on a mountaintop in the smokies, raised by bears on apple pie moonshine, descended upon the back of a bald eagle to ‘learn the city folk some manners’.

[Pr0m4NV14 841]

Mike McGuffin

Spoiler

SAXTON HAAAAALE!

 

[Dreambiscuit 12,666]

Lando Calrissian. Nothing else comes close. 

[Lord Valtasar 12,714]

Athanasios the meteorite

(Athanasios means immortal)

The meteorite part just means he's from a place called meteora but the name still sounds cool

[Never Returning 28,617]

Some Formula 1 drivers have pretty cool names:

Fernando Alonso

Valtteri Bottas

Nice Hulkenberg

Pascal Wehrlein

Esteban Ocon

Brendon Hartley

Felipe Nasr

Stoffel Vandoorne

etc.

[Sondash Studios 4,879]

My name

Caius Iliesi

Gaius Julius Ceasar

Feder

Nadal

[dead account 2,719]

I always liked the name Ezel Berbier. A nu mou from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.

[Tom Gallagher 33,650]

Freddie Mercury. He came up with it. 

[Iforgotmybrain 8,246]

I saw somebody on Twitter who went by the name “Fel” which they said was short for “Felony” and honestly I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a better name. It might even rival the legendary name of “Sock”.

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,641]

TASER FACE!!! 

[Castle Bleck 19,643]

"General Grievous," "Commander Nefarious," "Captain I'm-A-Bad-Guy," and "Admiral Bone-To-Pick."

[Fluttershutter 3,671]

Dynamic, isn't it???

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,641]

Taser face! 

[returned_dragon 142]

On 2024-08-16 at 3:05 PM, Castle Bleck said:

"General Grievous," "Commander Nefarious," "Captain I'm-A-Bad-Guy," and "Admiral Bone-To-Pick."

I recognize that reference. 

[Sparklefan1234 189,218]

Guy Incognito 

[Fluttershutter 3,671]

If you want to be literal Coolio and LL Cool J.

[Felis Amafeles 2,829]

Borislav Slavov

[Arrlong28 815]

The name of an ancient Mutapa Chief in actual Zimbabwe. 

Mambo Repanedawenanenga