Chuck Norris Fan Club

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,832]

Title speaks for itself.

[CastletonSnob 3,025]

The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris checks his closet every night for Bruce Lee.

[Sunny Fox 5,929]

Chuck Norris can't have a Fan Club... because he is impervious to ALL weapons. 

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

Don't look... or Chuck takes you:

 

 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

                                                                                                                                                                                                     

[Widdershins 9,955]

You can only be outside of the Chuck Norris fan club once you stop existing. All existence owes itself to Mr. Norris after all.

 The Big Bang happened when Chuck Norris willed one of his beard hairs to shed a small fragment of itself.

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,832]

Chuck Norris is a wonder.

[Inspector Clouseau 72]

I see a bearded ninja, sitting on a hill. His name is chuck norris, and its me he wants to kill. 

If you can see chuck norris, then he can see you too. And if you cant see him, hes probly right behind you.

Dont break the law in Texas, lest you put your life in danger, chuck norris twin brother, is walker texas ranger.

[Pr0m4NV14 837]

Chuck Norris is bar buddies with Saxton Hale.