Cider Contest 4.0: Haiku Challenge

[ChB 18,562]

  On 2018-08-05 at 2:21 PM, Lord Valtasar said:

@ChB why don't you participate in your games?

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Because I don't want to give the appearance of favoritism.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?

Aj=14

[DJShy 911]

  On 2018-08-05 at 2:27 PM, Dawnchaser said:

In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers. 

Aj=13

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...How did you manage to perfectly add an extra syllable to all the lines?

Edited August 5, 2018 by DJShy

[Lord Valtasar 12,704]

Trix will help Starlight
she is a good assistant
so she gives this one

Starlight: 12

@ChB i think you should anyway, its a game, so just have fun

[Longhaul 7,063]

Grateful for the help,
Starlight downs another one
and keeps competing.

Starlight Glimmer: 13

 

[ChB 18,562]

  On 2018-08-05 at 2:27 PM, Dawnchaser said:

In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers. 

Aj=13

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Nice try, but your poem is 5-8-6.  

AJ is still at 13 (12 + 1 from your next Haiku)

[DJShy 911]

  On 2018-08-05 at 2:29 PM, Lord Valtasar said:

Trix will help Starlight
she is a good assistant
so she gives this one

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But Trix wants to win

She will be victorious

'Light is great too, tho

 

Trixie:15

[Lord Valtasar 12,704]

Twilight is outside
she has an amulet now
powerful she claims

Trixie: 16

[Longhaul 7,063]

Amulets and charms
cannot replace pure magic,
or so Trix will learn.

Starlight Glimmer: 14

 

[DJShy 911]

Trixie is so great

powerful, and knows big words

like pumpernickel

 

Trixie: 17

[Lord Valtasar 12,704]

investigating
Trix makes a second duel
and is astonished

Trixie: 18

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

Style can be and often is pronounced in an elided manner, making it one syllable “stiile”, as opposed to “sty-ill”, but since you counted it anyway, I guess the discussion is academic. 

One more before bed,

Some cider as a night cap

Rarity approves.

Rarity: 8

[Lord Valtasar 12,704]

Trix must have that charm
she decides to just take it
Dash takes the old one

Trixie: 19

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,544]

Twilight grabs a mug

This will make her eleventh

She is beyond drunk

[Mellow Mane 5,931]

Trixie loves cider

She will drink another cup

She just has to win

Trixie: 20

[Lord Valtasar 12,704]

it doesn't work right
Can Trixie be the tricked one?
*smokebomb and running*

Trixie: 21

[DJShy 911]

Trixie grabs one more

But this time makes eye contact

Twilight will be beat!

 

EDIT: Trixie:22, you incredibly helpful ninja!

Edited August 5, 2018 by DJShy

[Quinch 1,120]

A little uncouth

Rarity prefers champagne

Friends drink together

Rarity: 9

[Lord Valtasar 12,704]

they have a show now
Trixie adds some fireworks
to apologise

Trixie: 23

[Quinch 1,120]

Deadlines to finish

She must take her leave early

Takes cider home too

Rarity: 10

Edited August 5, 2018 by Quinch

[Lord Valtasar 12,704]

months have passed since then
Trix Returns to ponyville
to chill at the spa

Trixie: 24

[Quinch 1,120]

Dresses are tricky things

Very steady hooves are needed

Oh no! Cider stains!

Rarity: 11

{it's on, Trixie!}

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,704]

how is Trix to blame
for your compulsive drinking
don't put this on me

Trixie: 25
 

[DJShy 911]

Just to prove a point,

Trixie drinks without dress horse

Doesn't spill a drop

 

Trixie:26

[Quinch 1,120]

She ran out of gems

How will she find more quickly?

Dragon friend will help

Rarity: 12

 

Also @Lord Valtasar

Trixie and Rainbow

Are not the only ponies

Who prefer to win

{but now I have to go to work}