You get to be Discord for one day.

[CastletonSnob 3,079]

Say you get to be Discord for one day, with all his powers. How would you cause chaos that day?

[O-78 28,607]

Find some way to take out the entire US government!

[CastletonSnob 3,079]

2 minutes ago, shyabetes3939 said:

Find some way to take out the entire US government!

That'd be the best thing to do at this point. 

[Sondash Studios 4,849]

I would make everything that contributes to this world do the opposite, destroy, mayhem, chaose, etc.

[Lucid_Nightlight 926]

14 minutes ago, shyabetes3939 said:

Find some way to take out the entire US government!

 

10 minutes ago, VG_Addict said:

That'd be the best thing to do at this point. 

I'd restore the U.S. Government to the way it was before it was destroyed and undo your damage if I was Discord. 

Edited August 17, 2018 by Lucid_Nightlight

[Sunlight Glisten 368]

Have a tea party with fluttershy. Maybe play ogers and ooglyetts with spike and big Mac. 

Talk to different versions of myself.

Make every reference a physical manifestation...

[Megas 27,764]

Probably something mundane, selfish and dumb, like erasing Newbie Dash from existence or making Megaman Legends 3

Or maybe make the Infinity Gauntlet real

[Mellow Mane 5,931]

I'd probably make Pokémon real. I've always wanted to have real Pokémon and battle with other trainers. The world would just be a much cooler place

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

Make every single sock on the planet unique, so that it's entirely impossible to have a matching pair, replace every single commercial break for the day with "Never gonna give you up" for maximum effect Rickrolling, give fish legs and feet, with high-heels of course, so they can roam the land for a day. Also, make it rain food from the sky that dissolves after a few hours in countries where starvation is a problem. Then create a magical portal to Equestria in my house and move there so I can stay even after I change back.

 Basically, try to strike a perfect balance between causing random non-sensical chaos like the real Discord, solving other people's issues like fixing world hunger, and fulfilling my own fantasies of moving to Equestria.

[Ganondorf8 11,365]

I would subjugate the entire world under my dominion only to give it up once the 24 hours were over.

[SharpWit 2,705]

45 minutes ago, BasementSparkle said:

Make every single sock on the planet unique, so that it's entirely impossible to have a matching pair, replace every single commercial break for the day with "Never gonna give you up" for maximum effect Rickrolling, give fish legs and feet, with high-heels of course, so they can roam the land for a day. Also, make it rain food from the sky that dissolves after a few hours in countries where starvation is a problem. Then create a magical portal to Equestria in my house and move there so I can stay even after I change back.

 Basically, try to strike a perfect balance between causing random non-sensical chaos like the real Discord, solving other people's issues like fixing world hunger, and fulfilling my own fantasies of moving to Equestria.

This is by far the best reply so far.

It's not just getting his powers and playing god. You have a responsibility to use it for chaotic purposes.

I'll make umbrellas pop out of mail boxes, frogs spew swarms of flies, roll tumbleweeds made of yarn, candles burn like a butane torch but also only grow taller, 1 out of every 13 foals bodies will turn clear so you can see an outline and eyes on a skeleton, cats will float and take naps on the ceiling, shakes will vibrate and sound like a blender whenever to try try to drink from them, mattresses will immediately eject you, when you sneeze noodles will fly out your nose, ect.

[Flow 1,629]

By taking control of the world's radio stations, and play 24 hours of Nickelback.

Edited August 17, 2018 by Flow

[Jedishy 3,549]

44 minutes ago, Flow said:

By taking control of the world's radio stations, and play 24 hours of Nickelback.

Discord is Chaos not evil you monster 

 

I would probably use those powers to generate myself a lightsaber and to get myself a ton of books and first editions of a few comics 

[Will Guide 21,362]

I wonder what @Maple Bat would think of me being the father of his OCs, Maple Bat and Woodland Orchestra?

[Flow 1,629]

53 minutes ago, Jedishy said:

Discord is Chaos not evil you monster 

I'm still causing chaos, cause I'm frigging Discord for a day ya know?

Edited August 17, 2018 by Flow

[Here No Longer 5,276]

1. Turn all the nuclear warheads on the planet into giant corn dogs.
2. Take money from the rich and give it to the poor.
3. Take control of Fox, MSNBC, and CNN and force them to play "I Am Very Happy Because I'm Coming Home" by Eduard Khil (aka "Trololo") during their newscasts, covering up everything that they are saying.
4. Make the Rickroll play inside the US Capitol. for the entire day.

Edited August 17, 2018 by Barik, the Master Mechanic

[Lord Valtasar 12,695]

i'd try to make a ridiculously complicated scenario to try and teach some simple, but hard to swallow truths to everypony, making sure that i have fun in the process, and of course it would rain chocolate milk for the entirety of that day

[Passion 3,484]

I'd remove toilet paper and sliced bread of existance. Afterwards, use the clouds to announce to the entire world they are never coming back. Then just sit down, relax and enjoy the chaos.

[Phosphor 11,532]

I'd make it rain gummy bears and lemon heads because why not? lol. That's gonna be a sticky mess afterwards