Did Anypony See This?

[EcchiChibi 85]

The Zombie Apocalypse has begun!

 

http://www.huffingto..._n_1548359.html

 

According to the article...

 

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

 

Looks like my Z-Day survival plans will soon be put to use!

Edited May 29, 2012 by EcchiChibi

[Prince Midnight 817]

its a hoax

[Nas 2,863]

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

.....seems legit.

[Crazy Misty 653]

Thanks for the message, I'll be on full alert for naked men trying to eat me.

[Guest]

The Zombie Apocalypse has begun!

*snip*

Looks like my Z-Day survival plans will soon be put to use!

 

I'm off to Alaska!

Gonna find me a nice gym. Then, I'm gonna place ALL the treadmills outside. They'll be facing away from the building, so if any zombies come for my fortress, they'll be stuck walkin' on the mills.

 

... Let's not get into the technical problems with my plan -- it's good in theory!

Edited May 29, 2012 by Guest

[EcchiChibi 85]

I'm off to Alaska!

Gonna find me a nice Gym. Then, I'm gonna place ALL the treadmills outside. They'll be facing away from the building, so if any zombies come for my fortress, they'll be stuck walkin' on the mills.

 

... Let's not get into the technical problems with my plan -- it's good in theory!

 

GENIUS

[Guest]

GENIUS

 

OH MAH WORD!

 

[Victoria and Co. 782]

LOL That was my cousin, Zombie Prince of Goldeens.

[roomforapony 285]

There were also several other articles I saw earlier today that someone collected about a strange rash in schools, some other dude biting another guy's nose off, etc. all which happened in Florida like the incident posted. Thought this one was the most bizarre though.

[EcchiChibi 85]

There were also several other articles I saw earlier today that someone collected about a strange rash in schools, some other dude biting another guy's nose off, etc. all which happened in Florida like the incident posted. Thought this one was the most bizarre though.

 

Let the zombies eat all the retired old people first before they get to me!

[Speedy Transition 788]

I was bitten by the postman....

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Oh hell. Now we're gonna have naked men outbreaks all over the country.

[NavelColt 22,876]

Zombies? No.

 

 

Honestly though, drugs running rampant everywhere sounds like the source of this problem. And as far as rashes in school goes, rashes have been going around since humans first walked the earth, and new kinds are shown all the time with this cesspool of diseases floating around xP

[EcchiChibi 85]

Zombies? No.

 

 

Honestly though, drugs running rampant everywhere sounds like the source of this problem. And as far as rashes in school goes, rashes have been going around since humans first walked the earth, and new kinds are shown all the time with this cesspool of diseases floating around xP

 

The government WANTS you to think it was a drug induced psychosis that caused the man to eat another mans face but we all know the REAL cause was zombies.

[NavelColt 22,876]

The government WANTS you to think it was a drug induced psychosis that caused the man to eat another mans face but we all know the REAL cause was zombies.

 

Conspiracy references is my cue to leave my two cents and get outta here

[letterone 1,203]

ZOMBIES!! ZOMBIESSSSSS!!!!

Now that I've gotten that out the way, I think it's time for me to post my first post that has a clip from MLP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ocKGslS_jo

[Nah 3,181]

 

Glad I read the Zombie survival guide, better load up on guns, get my baseball bat, and hide in my closet hugging a RD plushie (If I had one)

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Welp. I'm boned.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

well...time to hide in a cave c:

 

who'll join me?

[CapnKrunk 307]

This is exactly why people should own guns and sharp blades!

Load up!

Either that or he was just really hungry,or doing drugs......

Edited May 29, 2012 by Flutter Derp

[Zya 59]

This was a gigantic thing on /b/ haha, I was on, there was like 4 threads, and they all 404'd from people posting in them, we were on police scanners and such, it was fun, but yeah, here's some links I accumulated from /b/ and /x/ relating to it.

 

http://miami.cbsloca...rts-of-broward/

http://news.yahoo.co...-161714261.html

http://www.emsworld....florida-airport

http://abcnews.go.co...ory?id=16436402

 

Fun stuff, but, mostly just florida being florida!

 

Edit: one more

 

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/28/2822699/victim-in-ghoulish-flesh-eating.html

Edited May 29, 2012 by Zyean

[StuffyCake123 25]

so fake, just drugs, zombies dont and cant exist, there whole existence is flawed, there only way to get food or reproduce is to fight their number one predator, it doesnt make any sense

[Evil Nightmares 552]

definently drugs. at lest i hope

[EcchiChibi 85]

One can dream can't they?! *dreams of a post apocalyptic zombie wonderland*