Ask the Legion of Doom

[Silly Druid 7,099]

1 hour ago, Tornadopelt said:

To Chrysalis: In another time and place, do you think that your changelings, rugged creatures as they are, would be adept at exploring new worlds and reaching for the stars?

Of course we would be capable of doing that, if we had the required technology. (I mean the OG changelings, not the weaklings they became lately.) Our shapeshifting ability would be useful for adapting to a wide range of conditions.

[Brainstorm 4,112]

All three of you,

Even though you're in your stone prison, are you three aware of what's going on or no?

[Silly Druid 7,099]

14 minutes ago, Brainstorm said:

All three of you,

Even though you're in your stone prison, are you three aware of what's going on or no?

More or less. We get turned back to normal sometimes, to answer these questions and for the so-called reformation program, so some news get through to us.

[Brainstorm 4,112]

23 minutes ago, PawelS said:

More or less. We get turned back to normal sometimes, to answer these questions and for the so-called reformation program, so some news get through to us.

I see. Aren't you three afraid that the Real Grogar might return, with it not being Discord this time?

[Silly Druid 7,099]

17 minutes ago, Brainstorm said:

I see. Aren't you three afraid that the Real Grogar might return, with it not being Discord this time?

It's not us who should be afraid. When we're in our stone prison, I don't think he would care about us.

[abronymouse 5,550]

Dear Ghost of King Sombra,

Why did you wanna enslave the crystal ponies!? They are so cute :3 Also weren't you afraid that the ponies would invade and kick your ghostly flank back to... wherever it is shadowy ghost things come from? Space? Chaos-place? The place in between the lines that ponies always tell you to read?

[Silly Druid 7,099]

9 minutes ago, abrony-mouse said:

Dear Ghost of King Sombra,

Why did you wanna enslave the crystal ponies!? They are so cute :3 Also weren't you afraid that the ponies would invade and kick your ghostly flank back to... wherever it is shadowy ghost things come from? Space? Chaos-place? The place in between the lines' that ponies always tell you to read?

The crystal ponies are quite lazy, if you ask me. Can you name a crystal pony that is known for doing anything important? Well, there was one called Radiant Hope who was kind of in a relationship with me... But other than that, they don't really do anything by themselves, except basic stuff. That's why enslaving them is the best way to make them productive.

Celestia and Luna had no right to invade my kingdom, I was the rightful king and I didn't do anything wrong. But they were stronger than me, so unfortunately their barbaric invasion succeeded.

Also the place where I am is called the ether. [OOC: That's what Rarity said in "The Beginning of the End, part 1".]

[abronymouse 5,550]

[OOC: oh sweet thanks! :) ]

Thank you Ghost of King Sombra. So you wanted to make the crystal ponies productive and were just defending your rule. What did you want them to do that was so important? 

[Silly Druid 7,099]

6 hours ago, abrony-mouse said:

[OOC: oh sweet thanks! :) ]

Thank you Ghost of King Sombra. So you wanted to make the crystal ponies productive and were just defending your rule. What did you want them to do that was so important? 

Build a magnificent kingdom with me as a glorious ruler, of course. Too bad these pesky princesses interrupted it.

[Silly Druid 7,099]

1 hour ago, Califorum said:

Are you taking applications for the legion of doom? I would like to join. 

What's your experience as a villain?

[Silly Druid 7,099]

48 minutes ago, Califorum said:

I don't have a whole lot but I used to be an internet troll and prankster in the old days.

And why exactly do you want to join us?

[Silly Druid 7,099]

8 minutes ago, Califorum said:

I have a personal grudge against the mane 6 and my enemies who banned me from previous websites. I do ask that Maud Pie be allowed to join us. 

Maud Pie? She doesn't strike me as an evil type...

[Silly Druid 7,099]

On 1/11/2021 at 6:59 PM, Califorum said:

She can eat rocks. You see Twilight's castle? She can eat it easily. She is extremely strong and she can kick enemies over the horizon. We'll just have to convince her and her family. 

To put it lightly, I think your sanity is highly questionable.

[Silly Druid 7,099]

1 minute ago, Califorum said:

I'm well aware of that. Tell you what, you should probably work beyond Equestria to build up your magic, hunt for magical artifacts and collect them. Gather as much power, train as much as possible for the final battle. 

Those 6 ponies are a formidable force. If you abduct them and split them apart, there is no way they can be defeated.

We will take your advice into account if we ever manage to escape our stone prison.

[Silly Druid 7,099]

3 minutes ago, Califorum said:

Yes, Lord Tirek. When you are free you should drain the magic of all what lies beyond the princesses reach, so that way you are already strong when you are in Equestria.

As for you Queen Chrysalis, we will just have to hope that there are unreformed changelings out there. They should eventually find you all and free you. You can probably start up another hive and bide your time. 

And King Sombra, you are going to need a...suitable body if you are going to be doing anything anytime soon. We'll have to find a way to bring your old body back, or find a new body.

Golly, you forgot about me! Give me some advice too!

[abronymouse 5,550]

Dear Legion of Doom,

Simply question really. Which of you is strongest? >:3

[Silly Druid 7,099]

22 hours ago, abrony-mouse said:

Dear Legion of Doom,

Simply question really. Which of you is strongest? >:3

If you mean physical strength, then that would be me.

[Lucid_Nightlight 925]

A legion is made up of 4,000 to 6,000 soldiers, are you aware that there is a lot less of that in the Legion of Doom? And are you aware that the human militaries could destroy you rather fast?

[Silly Druid 7,099]

2 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

A legion is made up of 4,000 to 6,000 soldiers, are you aware that there is a lot less of that in the Legion of Doom? And are you aware that the human militaries could destroy you rather fast?

You underestimate our abilities. We are worth more than thousands of your soldiers.

[Lucid_Nightlight 925]

Moments ago, PawelS said:

You underestimate our abilities. We are worth more than thousands of your soldiers.

We have millions, ya mug

[Silly Druid 7,099]

1 minute ago, Califorum said:

@PawelS

Lord Tirek, how often do you work out?

Now I rarely have an opportunity to do so, but before our defeat, I did it for a few hours every day.

 

1 minute ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

We have millions, ya mug

Are you trying to insult me?

[Lucid_Nightlight 925]

Moments ago, PawelS said:

Are you trying to insult me?

Insult you? I quite like mugs, actually. You should be honored.

[Silly Druid 7,099]

Moments ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Insult you? I quite like mugs, actually. You should be honored.

I'm not talking to you.

 

1 minute ago, Califorum said:

@PawelS

Ah, well Tirek at the very least you can form a really good solid plan since your in stone. Would you 3 be willing to purchase a nuclear bomb if I manage to get my hands on one? You could nuke your enemies away.

What's a nuclear bomb?

(OOC: You don't need to tag me when asking questions here.)

[Silly Druid 7,099]

1 minute ago, Califorum said:

A nuclear bomb is a bomb that starts with a simple reaction. It splits a Uranium atom in half and that cascades, creating an explosion that can destroy an entire city however it leaves lots of side effects such as radiation which is basically everything slowly dies and gets cancer. 

That doesn't seem like a very good option, because if we destroy everything, we won't have subjects to rule...

[abronymouse 5,550]

4 hours ago, PawelS said:

If you mean physical strength, then that would be me.

If Chrissy held an item in her magic are you strong enough to pull it away from her?