Updates From Equestria

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

1-10-23

 

"I have my suspicions that @Jericis omniscient." 

"Bless you, Twilight." 

"No, Pinkie. I'm saying I think Jeric is all-knowing, everywhere and nowhere." 

"Like, Santa Claus?" 

*Sighs heavily* 

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

1-12-23

How does @Treeglow Flicker stay so young and beautiful? 

She drinks away the youth from fillies and foals using her Infinity Juice Box. 

*Sleepily* Is anypony else feeling *really* tired all of the sudden? 

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

1-20-23

@Totally Lyra Lyra wanted me to tell you to not blame her since you were the one who left the TV on the shopping channel again. What's that mean?

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

1-26-23

"Why didn't @Treeglow Flicker laugh at my super-hilarious joke." 

"Kirin must laugh on the inside." 

"Or maybe you just aren't funny." 

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@Princess Silky

2-13-23

The "Great and Powerful" Trixie would like to tell everypony about the "wooman" and "mooman" problem that is infesting Equestria. 

I hope she doesn't have slides this ti-

Trixie has slides! 

*Annoyed sigh* 

Edited May 25, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

@Princess Silky

2-15-23

So, "The Gathering" isn't an MLP OC cult? 

Nope! We do get these cool pendants and all the cherry punch we can drink though! 

Edited March 20, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,034]

9 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

@Princess Silky

2-15-23

So, "The Gathering" isn't an MLP OC cult? 

Nope! We do get these cool pendants and all the cherry punch we can drink though! 

Bring sum energy drinks and we can expand it  

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

2-16-23

Mailmare: This is a letter for @Totally Lyra. 

Who? Oh, he changed his name again. 

Mailmare: *Sighs heavily* Seriously? 

 

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

2-20-23

@Treeglow Flicker  is banned from camp fires. 

Are they fighting?  

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

3-1-23

@Totally Lyra doesn't seem to like my artwork with Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops, does that mean he secretly dislikes Lyra? 

Who's "Laura"? 

Edited March 1, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

3-10-23

What is "Mar10 Day"? 

Probably something @Totally Lyramade up like his 47 1/2 days of Christmas. 

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When the minister asked if anyone objected to their marraige@Treeglow Flicker  didn't say anything. 

Then what was that high pitched screeching? 

Treeglow hit her knee on a door jam. 

Edited March 10, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

3-12-23

So, who's her avatar and signature now? 

I think it's Princess Luna but I can't ever put bits on it. 

We'll just say @Savygriffs likes everypony like that @Tom Gallagher guy. 

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

3-20-23

 

@Treeglow Flicker  keeps chocolate under her hat. 

Is that why she's a brunette? 

[Ice Princess Silky <3 13,606]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

3-20-23

 

@Treeglow Flicker  keeps chocolate under her hat. 

Is that why she's a brunette? 

Meanwhile, I'm a brunette because I eat TOO much chocolate c: 

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,034]

What happened to all the caramel?  

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

1 hour ago, Princess Silky said:

Meanwhile, I'm a brunette because I eat TOO much chocolate c: 

 

YOU!? 

 

47 minutes ago, ZiggWheelsManning said:

What happened to all the caramel?  

 

HER! 

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

3-21-23

"@Princess Silky is a really nice pony." 

"It's a shame Celestia's mysterious "accident" lead to Silky's accension to the throne."  

"Who leaves marbles on a staircase?" 

"YOU LEAVE MY SISTER OUT OF THIS!" 

 

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@Princess Silky @Treeglow Flicker

3-24-23

Magical Mare had a horse and Silky was her name-o! 

S-I-L-K...Why is this song so repetitive? 

Edited March 24, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

3-27-23

@Twilight Luna spends half of their time in Canterlot with Princess Luna and the rest of their time in Ponyville with me.

It's like Luna and I share a plant. 

Edited March 28, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

3-31-23

If you put a horn on a bird would that make them an Alicorn? 

*Sighs heavily* My head hurts... /

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

4-2-23

@Princess Silky is Best Princess, she told me so. 

Yes, we do have a room available in Canterlot Dungeon. 

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

4-6-23

*Sigh* I always miss @Treeglow Flicker . 

But your aim is getting better. 

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

4-10-23

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Has Sweet Apple Acres ever been destroyed?

 

The last time @Treeglow Flicker  stopped by during cider season and Big Mac had to tell her we were out. 

I like mine with *extra* cheese! 

 

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

4-12-23

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Well.... No, I am not an Alicorn. I simply appreciate the etiquette of living by the principles of nobility. Respect, courtesy and wholesome strength in the face of adversity. 

 

Hear ye, hear ye! "@Princess Silky" purchased her crown on eHay! 

*This Message Has Been Approved By The We Wuv Woona Association* 

Edited April 13, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 169,959]

4-14-23

I thought I saw @Nightmare Mirage this week but...

Don't you dare say it! 

*Puts on sunglasses* It might've been a...Mirage.  

YEAAAAAAAH!