Do you lick your cat/pets clean?

[DubWolf 16,901]

I don’t, that’s a lot of hair on my mouth but maybe some of y’all do  ?

Just to make the thread a little less weird and more versatile I added a question  .

 

 

Only washed my cat once, gosh her claws were deep.

Edited July 4, 2020 by WWolf

[Fritzy 1,690]

...what even...no. I don’t.

[Emerald Heart 24,727]

Why would anyone do something like that?

[AppleButt 8,672]

I’ve washed my cat before.  Never licked them though lol. 
 

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,888]

Nope. I do boop them though. Booping is a good friendship exercise. 

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Well uh... that's enough MLP forums for today. 

[Rikifive 23,561]

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Do you lick your pet clean?

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Do you ever wash your cat?

I have a doggo. 

[BastementSparkle 20,313]

Of course I lick my cats clean, and I can't believe what I'm seeing in this thread. Your cats are all perfectly happy to wash you with their tongues and yet you can't even return the favor? It's an important part of your cat's culture and you can't even honor it? What, you think your cat is gross or something? Cause you're probably dirtier than them I bet. 

 

 

 

 

Don't take this seriously, I don't actually lick my pets.

Edited July 5, 2020 by BastementSparkle

[DubWolf 16,901]

35 minutes ago, Buck Testa said:

Well uh... that's enough MLP forums for today. 

I can’t breathe !

 

[HeavenSunset 1,867]

I don't have a cat but i wouldn't lick it clean

[SparklingSwirls 21,280]

I lick my snake clean . They are nice and smooth on the tongue.

[DubWolf 16,901]

5 minutes ago, SparklingSwirls said:

I lick my snake clean . They are nice and smooth on the tongue.

You have a pet snake  ?

[Windy Breeze 15,180]

No, for both. I don't want to have asthma yet and my cat runs away if I ever take him to a bath. 

[Fluttershutter 2,238]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no

[Misty Shadow 7,458]

No, this in-joke I do not get. No again, bathing cats is a total nightmare. 

[CameoShadowness 251]

There is a way to wash them without them scratching you. It's hard and long but possible. 

 

also the closest to "licking" them I have ever done was actually just wetting my hand and petting them in a specific way that resembles they way I've seen my dogs lick each other's heads.

[Thuja 3,658]

Sorry, don't lick my pet, it's a texture thing.  Though no, I don't lick my cat 

Since my cat is perfectly capable of cleaning herself, I don't bathe her.  Maybe a spot treatment if something gets on her.

Edited July 5, 2020 by Thuja

[Coffee 4,323]

Well no, I don't do either 

[Venomous 18,841]

Joke thread is a joke

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