Make up a stupid fact

[Steve 290]

Isn't that a spongebob quote?

yes

[Ron J 276]

yes

Yay, I remember something.

[Callisto 1,874]

Octopi plan to overthrow the human race.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Octopi=25.12

 

The calculator even said so.

[Callisto 1,874]

Racoon blood is a vital ingredient in most coffees.

[Scootalove 10,685]

Bronies are gay.

That's by far the most stupid fact.

[Jessper 735]

Most statistics are completely accurate and trustworthy. It also never matters who did the reserch, people wouldn't lie to prove their point.

[Callisto 1,874]

Nobody tells lies on the internet.

[Strawberry Tart 161]

5/3 of people are bad at math. 

The average human bakes 540 types of cookies in their entire life, including bacon blue cheese pecan cookies (which actually are real, look it up).

If you can ride a horse by hanging onto its stomach, then you have an IQ of 120 or higher - if you can ride a cake by hanging onto its stomach, you have an IQ of 110 or higher.

Bronies are gay.

That's by far the most stupid fact.

 

But some bronies actually are gay.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

5/3 of people are bad at math. 

The average human bakes 540 types of cookies in their entire life, including bacon blue cheese pecan cookies (which actually are real, look it up).

If you can ride a horse by hanging onto its stomach, then you have an IQ of 120 or higher - if you can ride a cake by hanging onto its stomach, you have an IQ of 110 or higher.

 

 

But some bronies actually are gay.

 

I'm gay right now because I am so happy.

[Jessper 735]

Fake laughter turns your teeth yellow.

[Callisto 1,874]

Snips is best pony.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Snips is best pony.

Snips isn't flammable and you can't prove it.

[Silverhoof 2,840]

Any vehicle painted red goes 20% faster.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Any vehicle painted red goes 20% faster.

Any vehicle painted rainbow is 20% cooler.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

(Another thing that is a bad problem is if you're flying toward space and the parts start to fall off your space car in the wrong order. If that happens, it means you won't go to space today, or maybe ever.)

http://xkcd.com/1133/

[Brave Sir Andrew 5]

Fact: A large group of Lobsters have a controlling share in the asian tuna market.

[DrUnderachiever 25]

Fact: Sir Isaac Newton invented matches.

[Descant 1,897]

In the middle ages, doctors would remove women's second toes to promote fertility.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You will find all of these facts in an encyclopedia.

[Callisto 1,874]

Everything you read on Uncyclopedia is 100% true.

[Stovebolt 14]

Snips is the re-incarnation of Makuta Teridax.....

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Everypony is born with a cutie mark and they lose it after they find their special talent. 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Everypony is born with a cutie mark and they lose it after they find their special talent. 

That's not even close to stupid, In this world it's actually pretty true. In a way.

 

When ever you put ketchup on tuna, wonder bread loses $100,000.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

That's not even close to stupid, In this world it's actually pretty true. In a way.  

 

How is that true?

 

If there's ever a plot hole in a story, the book will have a hole in it.