Make up a stupid fact

[Moonlight Magician 494]

If you can lick your shoulder, than you have a higher chance of getting married.

[Archi the Atmomancer 564]

Statistically speaking, the chances of you developing a crippling injury in the next ten minutes are in positive correlation to the amount of paint you have ingested throughout your lifetime.

Edited December 31, 2014 by Archi the Atmomancer

[Sommar 1,289]

When you stare into a microwave, you realize the meaning of life is pooping in the toilet.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Orannge juice isn't really orange. It's more of a yellowish color.

[RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC 1,304]

The Iphone5 is the first man made computer that is more powerful than the human brain.

[Snaproll 38]

Contrary to popular belief, Eskimos do not have one hundred words for "snow".

 

They do, however, have two hundred fifty three different words for "fudge".

[aidanderp 25]

6 out of 5 living people on this earth are alive.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

The Muffin Man quit his job, because he wasn't being provided good benefits.

[Stanior 11]

This post contains a stupid fact

[Solid 1,327]

Green eggs and ham smells like the Grinch.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

did you know Potatoes are deathly allergic to mashed potatoes?

[SnuggleShy18 13]

Killing water can help you catch the school bus in the morning

[long gone 8,929]

The Nintendo 64 and GameCube were actually built by Nokia.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Lars Ulrich is really a norse god.

[VinylWubs 1,252]

Bulldogs are really bulls that got a dog suit on

[Metallic Strings 185]

Sprite and bananas make you puke if you eat and drink them at the same time.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

If you eat 47 bananas per day for a month, your eye color will turn gold, and your thumb will turn brown.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

According to some computer simulations, in 2021 the earth will finally be rebuilt and opened to the public again.

[Guest90210 3,568]

my name is jeff jimmy jimson. i was born on a cactus. that is all.

[Miles 2,512]

One cow produces 500 liters of methane per year... because flatulence.  Seriously.  I learned that in Bio/Chem the other day.  And yesterday in lab, my other teacher told us that despite that many people think CO2 (carbon dioxide) is the worst gaseous pollutant, it's actually C8H18 (methane).

So, if you wonder about global warming/climate change, and why it's so bad... sure, cars produce pollution, and coal plants, and even us humans exhale CO2...

But... Cows.  For real.  Are one of the biggest factors.  Because methane is really bad for the atmosphere and the ozone.  

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Oh, shoot... the fact was supposed to be stupid, not legitimate and interesting.  Oh well.

Here's a stupid one: The moon is in fact... not made of cheese.

:comeatus: 

It's made of bananas.

~ Miles

[Sommar 1,289]

McDonald's boosts your immune system by 500%.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The majority of humans believe that if you stay underwater for more than an hour, you'll die. Although you'll actually die long before that, technically they're correct.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

2.9 in = 4/12 ft. I know because my homework tells me so.

[10InTheTardis 509]

batteries can stay charged forever if you put soda on them.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

If you can rotate around the world in 24 hours or less, you either timetravel to the past or the future.