Spam this thread.

[My little pwny 1,390]

We all have the inner spammer trying to get out, and while spamming is the #2 most annoying thing on the internet (hacking is #1), I thought we could all get it out of our system in this thread.

 

So spam the crap out of this thread so we don't have to deal with it in other places! I'll go first!

 

[Titan Rising 2,156]

I rather like spam [not the canned kind]

[Nas 2,863]

Darn, you stole my idea.

[My little pwny 1,390]

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[AngelofDeath 259]

Hmmm....needs more spam

[NavelColt 22,877]

Omnipony is gonna descend on this with all his wrath He don't liek yur gross spam.

[Krystal 1,468]

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[Strife 455]

[My little pwny 1,390]

 

What the heck? hahahaha Where's fluttershy? Is she in the can?

[be my waifu 2,842]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

[Whiteshade 1,426]

- The censoring is to protect state secrets and children. Do you not want your country and/or children to be safe? Any action that compromises the safety of children is nothing short of terrorism ladies and gentlemen. Make sure to reflect on that.

- not simply men, but kings of the basement

loyal subjects include the couch, the tv, the computer, and the dust ball in the corner

- he fits the 'bad boy' image

- Also pay your damn rackets. That is all.

- yay my condolences

Either you are incompetent or you did it on purpose but had a solid PR strategy (bots invasion oh noes!1). I’m inclined towards the latter but I will never be surprised if it was the former.

BTW will you be quitting the game?

- extended family, gold farming firm, and all other name variations of the sort

- well of course, there is sweetness under that hard texture

- Cereal is essential for each and every morning, and is beneficial to any person

- Answers cannot be found if problems are not posed, amirite?

- Did you know mods are not impartial? Apparently they are very condescending to trolls and spammers, and in that they forsake the value of equality under the great Soviet system. For shame comrades, for shame! A muffin that is not of the motherland, but rather corrupted by lofty elitist ideals, is not fit for consumption! I demand a people’s revolution! We don’t want your goddamn muffins! We only want bread! We would rather not risk type II diabetes!

That is all.

- Now try to guess which one is serious and which one is trolling

- Originally posted by _____

"Double post ftw!"

he is trolling twice as hard, give him credit

- bots do not ban their own, don’t be ridiculous

- If I make a game, you will surely lose, much like how you just did

- Well actually a tentative agreement was reached concerning the account in question, and the account in question is under extended contract for another 2 years

- Tell me everything, in survey format because surveys give you free _____, and you all want free _____ to buy more crack cocaine _____ to snort at your pleasure…

1. Is _____ still a political shitstorm collectable card game? (y/n)

2. Are people still cheating in _____? (y/n)

3. Is/Was there a mass exodus of people who were clearly too poor to afford _____? (y/n)

4. Have the incidences of psychopathy increased? If so, by what percent offer the last month? (y/n, percentage if y)

5. What is the current account balance on _____’s chequing account? (dollar format)

6. Do you believe in a future? (y/n)

7. Are you satisfied with your _____ being diverted to fund this educational survey study thingy? (y/y)

8. Are you a homosexual planning to enlist in military service? (optional)

9. Why are you answering this question? (y/n)

10. What is your political affiliation (prick is not an official political affiliation, the political equivalent would be neo-conservative)? (400 word essay format)

- spacebar, it works

also cya lordsomething, I will always cherish the time that we spent together, like all of the 3 minutes

- Originally posted by _____

"Considering I was in the clan for 3 or 4 months, logging in everyday, I demand a refund for all my lost time. Assuming 1 hour a day for 100 days (rounding down very generously), that’s 100 hours; since I make about $100/hr, that’s $10,000 of wasted time that the Devs and _____ owes me. Expect a lawsuit within this month. The perpetrators have 7 days to respond to this message with a settlement offer.

Also, if you read _____’s reasons for disbanding faction, notice it’s all about himself with no regards to anyone else in the clan. Expect punitive damages."

cool, do you also expect $100/hr for checking the news, watching youtube, and going on FB? oh, do you also want settlements for the time wasted to shower and shit and sleep and eat too, at $100/hr?

- no its a recurring political clusterfuck masquerading as a card game

- gunpoint diplomacy ftw

- Originally posted by _____

"So sad that there will now be an absence of your wonderful trolling personality in this game. Congrats on being behind the most recent _____ honorable disbandment, more dying factions should take note and make the other factions stronger for better competition.

_____, you were a pleasure to be around and always brought many laughs to any chat, you will be greatly missed. Best of luck to you while serving your 18 months in prison in real life and the gaming world. <3"

I already posted bail, the reason im retiring is that im $300,000 poorer

thanks _____

- Yes it is true, I am withdrawing from the primaries _____ in order to focus on my family, my priorities, and my life. I have suspended my campaign disbanded my faction due to the miscommunication and sheer bureaucracy, and I encourage my former members to join another faction. Below I will list my various reasons for taking such action.

- No more time, this one is pretty obvious as ive been offline a long time

- Faction breakdown, this one is pretty obvious too

- No good reason to play the game, the consortium may say otherwise, but this is probably the most obvious one of all of them

- I am enslaved in an indian sweatshop nvm

As a (likely) final note, I would like to endorse _____ and his faction for the position of president of _____, as he is a visionary and etc, and mentioning his name here is the closest _____ will get to _____. Also shout outs to everyone in my faction, good luck with whatever you do next and consider yourselves _____ liberated. As well, shout outs to most people on the forum, you were a pretty diverse and entertaining group of drug addicts, psychopaths, permanently butthurt, religious extremist, eerily calmingly Orwellian, but otherwise a pretty cool group of people.

BTW there is an unlikely chance that I will continue to post on these forums, and a highly unlikely chance I may return to the game, like I did on another game where I returned after 8 months on a game, played the market from 20000 to 15 million net worth, then quit again because I wasn’t satisfied with my progress.

Anyways, yeah, it is what it is, so im gonna sign off and stuff and collect flowers, money, hate, and etc now

- either way, this is turning out to be a pretty damn good movie script

- and some of us talk about morals on a game with virtually no enforcement of rules whatsoever, I would salute you irl but I have a post count to raise

 

I demand all of your wat

[be my waifu 2,842]

(textwall)

 

I demand all of your wat

 

Okay

 

[Krystal 1,468]

- The censoring is to protect state secrets and children. Do you not want your country and/or children to be safe? Any action that compromises the safety of children is nothing short of terrorism ladies and gentlemen. Make sure to reflect on that.

- not simply men, but kings of the basement

loyal subjects include the couch, the tv, the computer, and the dust ball in the corner

- he fits the 'bad boy' image

- Also pay your damn rackets. That is all.

- yay my condolences

Either you are incompetent or you did it on purpose but had a solid PR strategy (bots invasion oh noes!1). I’m inclined towards the latter but I will never be surprised if it was the former.

BTW will you be quitting the game?

- extended family, gold farming firm, and all other name variations of the sort

- well of course, there is sweetness under that hard texture

- Cereal is essential for each and every morning, and is beneficial to any person

- Answers cannot be found if problems are not posed, amirite?

- Did you know mods are not impartial? Apparently they are very condescending to trolls and spammers, and in that they forsake the value of equality under the great Soviet system. For shame comrades, for shame! A muffin that is not of the motherland, but rather corrupted by lofty elitist ideals, is not fit for consumption! I demand a people’s revolution! We don’t want your goddamn muffins! We only want bread! We would rather not risk type II diabetes!

That is all.

- Now try to guess which one is serious and which one is trolling

- Originally posted by _____

"Double post ftw!"

he is trolling twice as hard, give him credit

- bots do not ban their own, don’t be ridiculous

- If I make a game, you will surely lose, much like how you just did

- Well actually a tentative agreement was reached concerning the account in question, and the account in question is under extended contract for another 2 years

- Tell me everything, in survey format because surveys give you free _____, and you all want free _____ to buy more crack cocaine _____ to snort at your pleasure…

1. Is _____ still a political shitstorm collectable card game? (y/n)

2. Are people still cheating in _____? (y/n)

3. Is/Was there a mass exodus of people who were clearly too poor to afford _____? (y/n)

4. Have the incidences of psychopathy increased? If so, by what percent offer the last month? (y/n, percentage if y)

5. What is the current account balance on _____’s chequing account? (dollar format)

6. Do you believe in a future? (y/n)

7. Are you satisfied with your _____ being diverted to fund this educational survey study thingy? (y/y)

8. Are you a homosexual planning to enlist in military service? (optional)

9. Why are you answering this question? (y/n)

10. What is your political affiliation (prick is not an official political affiliation, the political equivalent would be neo-conservative)? (400 word essay format)

- spacebar, it works

also cya lordsomething, I will always cherish the time that we spent together, like all of the 3 minutes

- Originally posted by _____

"Considering I was in the clan for 3 or 4 months, logging in everyday, I demand a refund for all my lost time. Assuming 1 hour a day for 100 days (rounding down very generously), that’s 100 hours; since I make about $100/hr, that’s $10,000 of wasted time that the Devs and _____ owes me. Expect a lawsuit within this month. The perpetrators have 7 days to respond to this message with a settlement offer.

Also, if you read _____’s reasons for disbanding faction, notice it’s all about himself with no regards to anyone else in the clan. Expect punitive damages."

cool, do you also expect $100/hr for checking the news, watching youtube, and going on FB? oh, do you also want settlements for the time wasted to shower and shit and sleep and eat too, at $100/hr?

- no its a recurring political clusterfuck masquerading as a card game

- gunpoint diplomacy ftw

- Originally posted by _____

"So sad that there will now be an absence of your wonderful trolling personality in this game. Congrats on being behind the most recent _____ honorable disbandment, more dying factions should take note and make the other factions stronger for better competition.

_____, you were a pleasure to be around and always brought many laughs to any chat, you will be greatly missed. Best of luck to you while serving your 18 months in prison in real life and the gaming world. <3"

I already posted bail, the reason im retiring is that im $300,000 poorer

thanks _____

- Yes it is true, I am withdrawing from the primaries _____ in order to focus on my family, my priorities, and my life. I have suspended my campaign disbanded my faction due to the miscommunication and sheer bureaucracy, and I encourage my former members to join another faction. Below I will list my various reasons for taking such action.

- No more time, this one is pretty obvious as ive been offline a long time

- Faction breakdown, this one is pretty obvious too

- No good reason to play the game, the consortium may say otherwise, but this is probably the most obvious one of all of them

- I am enslaved in an indian sweatshop nvm

As a (likely) final note, I would like to endorse _____ and his faction for the position of president of _____, as he is a visionary and etc, and mentioning his name here is the closest _____ will get to _____. Also shout outs to everyone in my faction, good luck with whatever you do next and consider yourselves _____ liberated. As well, shout outs to most people on the forum, you were a pretty diverse and entertaining group of drug addicts, psychopaths, permanently butthurt, religious extremist, eerily calmingly Orwellian, but otherwise a pretty cool group of people.

BTW there is an unlikely chance that I will continue to post on these forums, and a highly unlikely chance I may return to the game, like I did on another game where I returned after 8 months on a game, played the market from 20000 to 15 million net worth, then quit again because I wasn’t satisfied with my progress.

Anyways, yeah, it is what it is, so im gonna sign off and stuff and collect flowers, money, hate, and etc now

- either way, this is turning out to be a pretty damn good movie script

- and some of us talk about morals on a game with virtually no enforcement of rules whatsoever, I would salute you irl but I have a post count to raise

 

I demand all of your wat

 

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

- The censoring is to protect state secrets and children. Do you not want your country and/or children to be safe? Any action that compromises the safety of children is nothing short of terrorism ladies and gentlemen. Make sure to reflect on that.

- not simply men, but kings of the basement

loyal subjects include the couch, the tv, the computer, and the dust ball in the corner

- he fits the 'bad boy' image

- Also pay your damn rackets. That is all.

- yay my condolences

Either you are incompetent or you did it on purpose but had a solid PR strategy (bots invasion oh noes!1). I’m inclined towards the latter but I will never be surprised if it was the former.

BTW will you be quitting the game?

- extended family, gold farming firm, and all other name variations of the sort

- well of course, there is sweetness under that hard texture

- Cereal is essential for each and every morning, and is beneficial to any person

- Answers cannot be found if problems are not posed, amirite?

- Did you know mods are not impartial? Apparently they are very condescending to trolls and spammers, and in that they forsake the value of equality under the great Soviet system. For shame comrades, for shame! A muffin that is not of the motherland, but rather corrupted by lofty elitist ideals, is not fit for consumption! I demand a people’s revolution! We don’t want your goddamn muffins! We only want bread! We would rather not risk type II diabetes!

That is all.

- Now try to guess which one is serious and which one is trolling

- Originally posted by _____

"Double post ftw!"

he is trolling twice as hard, give him credit

- bots do not ban their own, don’t be ridiculous

- If I make a game, you will surely lose, much like how you just did

- Well actually a tentative agreement was reached concerning the account in question, and the account in question is under extended contract for another 2 years

- Tell me everything, in survey format because surveys give you free _____, and you all want free _____ to buy more crack cocaine _____ to snort at your pleasure…

1. Is _____ still a political shitstorm collectable card game? (y/n)

2. Are people still cheating in _____? (y/n)

3. Is/Was there a mass exodus of people who were clearly too poor to afford _____? (y/n)

4. Have the incidences of psychopathy increased? If so, by what percent offer the last month? (y/n, percentage if y)

5. What is the current account balance on _____’s chequing account? (dollar format)

6. Do you believe in a future? (y/n)

7. Are you satisfied with your _____ being diverted to fund this educational survey study thingy? (y/y)

8. Are you a homosexual planning to enlist in military service? (optional)

9. Why are you answering this question? (y/n)

10. What is your political affiliation (prick is not an official political affiliation, the political equivalent would be neo-conservative)? (400 word essay format)

- spacebar, it works

also cya lordsomething, I will always cherish the time that we spent together, like all of the 3 minutes

- Originally posted by _____

"Considering I was in the clan for 3 or 4 months, logging in everyday, I demand a refund for all my lost time. Assuming 1 hour a day for 100 days (rounding down very generously), that’s 100 hours; since I make about $100/hr, that’s $10,000 of wasted time that the Devs and _____ owes me. Expect a lawsuit within this month. The perpetrators have 7 days to respond to this message with a settlement offer.

Also, if you read _____’s reasons for disbanding faction, notice it’s all about himself with no regards to anyone else in the clan. Expect punitive damages."

cool, do you also expect $100/hr for checking the news, watching youtube, and going on FB? oh, do you also want settlements for the time wasted to shower and shit and sleep and eat too, at $100/hr?

- no its a recurring political clusterfuck masquerading as a card game

- gunpoint diplomacy ftw

- Originally posted by _____

"So sad that there will now be an absence of your wonderful trolling personality in this game. Congrats on being behind the most recent _____ honorable disbandment, more dying factions should take note and make the other factions stronger for better competition.

_____, you were a pleasure to be around and always brought many laughs to any chat, you will be greatly missed. Best of luck to you while serving your 18 months in prison in real life and the gaming world. <3"

I already posted bail, the reason im retiring is that im $300,000 poorer

thanks _____

- Yes it is true, I am withdrawing from the primaries _____ in order to focus on my family, my priorities, and my life. I have suspended my campaign disbanded my faction due to the miscommunication and sheer bureaucracy, and I encourage my former members to join another faction. Below I will list my various reasons for taking such action.

- No more time, this one is pretty obvious as ive been offline a long time

- Faction breakdown, this one is pretty obvious too

- No good reason to play the game, the consortium may say otherwise, but this is probably the most obvious one of all of them

- I am enslaved in an indian sweatshop nvm

As a (likely) final note, I would like to endorse _____ and his faction for the position of president of _____, as he is a visionary and etc, and mentioning his name here is the closest _____ will get to _____. Also shout outs to everyone in my faction, good luck with whatever you do next and consider yourselves _____ liberated. As well, shout outs to most people on the forum, you were a pretty diverse and entertaining group of drug addicts, psychopaths, permanently butthurt, religious extremist, eerily calmingly Orwellian, but otherwise a pretty cool group of people.

BTW there is an unlikely chance that I will continue to post on these forums, and a highly unlikely chance I may return to the game, like I did on another game where I returned after 8 months on a game, played the market from 20000 to 15 million net worth, then quit again because I wasn’t satisfied with my progress.

Anyways, yeah, it is what it is, so im gonna sign off and stuff and collect flowers, money, hate, and etc now

- either way, this is turning out to be a pretty damn good movie script

- and some of us talk about morals on a game with virtually no enforcement of rules whatsoever, I would salute you irl but I have a post count to raise

 

I demand all of your wat

 

WHEN CHARLIE SHEEN DOES A MOUNTAIN OF COKE, CHARLIE SHEEN DOES A MOUNTAIN OF COKE

[Klopp 2,050]

This thread appears to be a forum game, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

 

Quick note - That's the General Silliness subforum that I have moved it to, when it was in Forum Games before. This isn't a game, this is general spaminess that is quite silly.

Edited June 21, 2012 by Klopp

[Krystal 1,468]

Spam

Last updated 3 days ago

 

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Jump to: navigation, search

 

This article is about the canned meat. For unsolicited electronic messages, see Spam (electronic). For other topics, see Spam (disambiguation). Spam

Spam Origin Place of origin United States Creator(s) Hormel Foods Corporation Details Course Main course Serving temperature Hot or Cold Main ingredient(s) Pork

 

 

The Spam-mobile

Spam (its name a portmanteau of the words "Spiced" and "Ham")^[1] is a canned precooked meat product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation, first introduced in 1937. The labeled ingredients in the classic variety of Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a preservative. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or aspic, forms from the cooling of meat stock.^[2] The product has become part of many jokes and urban legends about mystery meat, which has made it part of pop culture and folklore.^[3] Through a Monty Python sketch, in which Spam is portrayed as ubiquitous and inescapable, its name has come to be given to electronic spam, including spam email.

In 2007, the seven billionth can of Spam was sold.^[4] On average, 3.8 cans are consumed every second in the United States.^[5]

 

Spam

Last updated 3 days ago

 

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Jump to: navigation, search

 

This article is about the canned meat. For unsolicited electronic messages, see Spam (electronic). For other topics, see Spam (disambiguation). Spam

Spam Origin Place of origin United States Creator(s) Hormel Foods Corporation Details Course Main course Serving temperature Hot or Cold Main ingredient(s) Pork

 

 

The Spam-mobile

Spam (its name a portmanteau of the words "Spiced" and "Ham")^[1] is a canned precooked meat product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation, first introduced in 1937. The labeled ingredients in the classic variety of Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a preservative. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or aspic, forms from the cooling of meat stock.^[2] The product has become part of many jokes and urban legends about mystery meat, which has made it part of pop culture and folklore.^[3] Through a Monty Python sketch, in which Spam is portrayed as ubiquitous and inescapable, its name has come to be given to electronic spam, including spam email.

In 2007, the seven billionth can of Spam was sold.^[4] On average, 3.8 cans are consumed every second in the United States.^[5]

 

Asia

 

 

Spam is often served with rice in Asia.

In China, Spam is an increasingly popular food item, and often used in sandwiches. Hormel has had a joint-venture in Shanghai for 16 years which has been highly successful in promoting Spam.^[27] In 2005, the Chinese division of Spam was one of the most profitable parts of the Hormel company.^[28] This development is due, in part, to the increasing per capita income in Shanghai, coupled with the expansion of their food diet toward more meat.

In Okinawa, Japan, the product is added into onigiri alongside eggs, used as a staple ingredient in the traditional Okinawan dish chanpurū, and a Spam burger is sold by local fast food chain Jef.^[29]

In Hong Kong, Spam is commonly served with instant noodles and fried eggs, and is a popular item in cha chaan teng. Spam is less popular than Ma Ling Meats, its main competitor in the Hong Kong processed meat market. Although recent controversies surrounding high salt content in Ma Ling products may allow Spam to gain market share.^[30]

In the Philippines, Spam may be eaten with fried rice and eggs or as a sandwich with pandesal. It is often eaten for breakfast. During the rescue efforts after Typhoon Ondoy (Ketsana) in 2009, Hormel Foods donated over 30,000 pounds of Spam to the Philippine National Red Cross.^[31]

In South Korea, Spam (Hangul: 스팸; RR: seupaem) is popular in households as an accompaniment to rice. A local television advertisement claims that it is the most tasty when consumed with white rice and gim (laver seaweed used for some types of handrolls). Spam products currently being sold in Korea are made with more high-quality ingredients than other countries as Korean manufacturer took advantage of the name which gained its popularity during and after Korean War as a smuggled or leaked ration and improved it over time as the country became richer. Because of this, Spam in Korea tastes different from the ones sold in other countries, and is a relatively expensive product compared to its competitors in Korea. Spam is also an original ingredient in budae jjigae ("army base stew"), a spicy stew with different types of preserved meat.^[32]

Spam and similar meat preserves can be bought in gift sets that may contain nothing but the meat preserve^[33] or include other products such as food oil or tuna. When invited to another person's home, guests may present their hosts with such a set, or with other food gifts such as fresh fruit, beverages or tteok.

The surfeit of Spam in both North and South Korea during the Korean War led to the establishment of the Spam kimbap (rice and vegetable filled seaweed roll). because of a scarcity of fish and other traditional kimbap products such as kimchi or fermented cabbage, Spam was added to a rice roll with kimchi and cucumber and wrapped in seaweed. Spam was also used by US soldiers in Korea as a means of trading for items, services or information around their bases. Spam is also remarkably popular to a majority of the population, and outranks Coca-Cola and KFC in status as a foodstuff.^[34]

 

 

Hormel Spam Museum in Austin, Minnesota.

In Israel, a kosher variant of Spam, known as Loof (Hebrew: לוף‎, distortion of meatloaf), was produced by Richard Levi, and mostly used as part of field rations by the Israeli Defense Forces. A Glatt kosher version was also produced. It was phased out of field rations during the early 2000s and was finally removed from rations when production ceased in 2009.^[35]

[edit] Spam celebrations

 

Spam is celebrated in a small local festival in Austin, Minnesota, where Hormel corporate headquarters are located. The event, known as Spam Jam, is a carnival-type celebration that coincides with local Fourth of July festivities, featuring parades and fireworks that often relate to the popular luncheon meat. Austin is also home to the Spam Museum, and the plant that produces Spam for most of North America and Europe. In addition to the periodic celebration, there is a national recipe competition where submissions are accepted at the top forty state fairs in the nation.^[36]

Hawaii also holds an annual version of Spam Jam in Waikiki during the last week of April.^[37]

The small town of Shady Cove, Oregon is home to the annual Spam Parade and Festival, with the city allocating $1500 for it.^[38]

The Spam Jam is not to be confused with Spamarama, which is a yearly festival held around April Fool's Day in Austin, Texas. The theme of Spamarama is gentle parody of Spam, rather than straightforward celebration: the event at the heart of the festival is a Spam cook-off that originated as a challenge to produce an appetizing recipe for the meat. The festival includes light sporting activities and musical acts, in addition to the cook-off.^[39]

 

See also

http://mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-480566-11-19px-Foods.jpg Food portal

• Advanced meat recovery methods
• Breakfast food
• Meat by-product
• Pickled foods
• Potted meat food product
• Spam (Monty Python)
• Spam (song)
• Spamarama

[edit] References

 

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[edit] External links

 

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• The official Spam web site
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• The Book of Spam
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• Saving 'Spam:' Hormel's Fight to Protect Its Famous Product's Name According to ABC News, Hormel is involved in a multi-million dollar trademark dispute with Spam Arrest, a company that blocks obnoxious emails.
• Spam Again: Spam in WWII
• Connolly, Kevin (December 26, 2010). "How the US cemented its worldwide influence with Spam". BBC News online. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12066768.

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stretching the page in every direction, yay!

Edited June 21, 2012 by Marshmallow

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