I am a vampire

[Jokuc 8,174]

I have been thinking, and I think I am a vampire.

• I like blood.
• I am awake on the night and I sleep durning the day.
• I have two sharp side teeth.
• I hate garlic.
• I have quite pale skin.
• I see very well in the dark.
• I bite my nails sometimes, maybe it is because I want to bite someone's neck?
• Vampires' skin burns if "holy water" touches it, I hate water.
• Hawthorn is dangerous for vampires, I am allergic to some types of pollen, maybe even hawthorn pollen?

I MUST be a vampire.

 

 

 

Haha, seriously though, everything above is actually true. So I thought this was a quite funny think to make.

 

Thoughts? May I please have your blood?

[Vicke 3,189]

There is only one way to find out.

 

I'll stab you with a wooden pole, if you die you are a vampire, if you don't, i'll use a hammer to smash the pole deeper down.

 

 

• I like blood // Alot of people do?
• I am awake on the night and I sleep durning the day. // Well, alot of people are.
• I have two sharp side teeth. // ........ most people have that aswel.
• I hate garlic. // Alot of people do.
• I have quite pale skin. // Alot of people do have pale skin, but thats because you stay inside 90% of your time.
• I see very well in the dark. // Tell me someone who dosen't
• I bite my nails sometimes, maybe it is because I want to bite someone's neck? // Alot of people do bite their nails, its a bad habit.3

   

  Seems you are quite normal.

 

[Shankveld 4,950]

I'm A negative, an extremely rare blood type (5% of the world has it).

I take cash or credit ~

 

(haha but seriously you're clearly not a vampire)

[Jokuc 8,174]

There is only one way to find out.

 

I'll stab you with a wooden pole, if you die you are a vampire, if you don't, i'll use a hammer to smash the pole deeper down.

 

 

• I like blood // Alot of people do?
• I am awake on the night and I sleep durning the day. // Well, alot of people are.
• I have two sharp side teeth. // ........ most people have that aswel.
• I hate garlic. // Alot of people do.
• I have quite pale skin. // Alot of people do have pale skin, but thats because you stay inside 90% of your time.
• I see very well in the dark. // Tell me someone who dosen't
• I bite my nails sometimes, maybe it is because I want to bite someone's neck? // Alot of people do bite their nails, its a bad habit.3

   

  Seems you are quite normal.

 

 

Haha, yeah. GET THE POLE OVER HERE!

 

oh and notice how this is posted in general silliness

[Starshine 16,334]

Do you sparkle?

[Jokuc 8,174]

I'm A negative, an extremely rare blood type (5% of the world has it).

I take cash or credit ~

 

(haha but seriously you're clearly not a vampire)

 

Nice I'll do credit. Head over here for my information and other stuff you need to know.

[Simcity11100 772]

Let me put a steak on you and see if you burn like a pillow, but pillows aren't suppose to, but maybe this pillow is special?

 

seriously though, I thought I was a vampire one day, you probably have AB blood type, because that's the only type that can drink all types of blood without getting sick. You simply are hydrophobic meaning you just simply hate and don't touch water or you simply scream when touching it. Your eye's must hurt when you see under a LED lighting. You actually have 4 sharp teeth with two of them having some way to suck the blood and two on the bottom as in this picture here:

You don't sleep you meditate and you eat rare steaks for all your meals if you don't drink blood. You can run as fast as a bike or faster without training. There's much more I would like to throw in there, but I don't want to go to far and rustle your Jammie's.

And I was unsure if I should post this, but what ever...

[Vaporeon 1,168]

Die monster. You don't belong in this world!!

[BlueStreak 26]

Oh please pillow u r just paronoid