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What Is An Ox?!


Coolius rpi

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How...can...you...not...know...THE DIFFERENCE? *ragequit*

*takes deep breath*

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just obsessed with yaks and ox and buffaloes and bison and the like.


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Oxen musk smells light dried sea matter from low tide wrapped in cured leather then burnt in a petrol fire.

Buffaloes smell like a dead rat stuck in someone's wall after he left a slice of blue cheese in there for six months.

Yaks smell like goose liver fat that's been run through a hyena's carrion-ridden digestive tract.

The smell is the key difference.

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