You just got kissed by your favorite pony. What do you do?

[Vocal Symphonie 6]

Exactly what the title says, how would you respond or what would you do?

Myself i would play it cool and when she turns around thinking im not interested id kiss her back saying your my some pony to.

 

EDIT: regained internet and i found some confusion in the question so i wanted to clarify...

this is assuming you are in fact in the equestrian world and a pony. however if you wish to respond as if you are a human as well if you want to.

Edited November 9, 2012 by Vocal Symphonie

[dreaper 136]

I would be asking myself how the hell she got into my house.

[HomuraBL 851]

If Pinkie kissed me? I would be the happiest colt ever! Though it would probably be because she was doing something random. But if she did like me, then everything would be awesome! I would totally date her.

[Thunderstorm 120]

WELL, if they were male and kissed me (because I'm female) I'd blush.. Maybe hug them.. I'm sorry I fail at romance XD

[Titan Rising 2,156]

I would react how I react when my dog licks me - breath deep, wrap my arm around their neck and give them a noogie and then exhale real fast while I kiss em on the head lol

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

I'd keep the same, steely cool demeanor and when Rarity turns away or goes home, I find the nearest stallion to brohoof and brag to.

 

This is if we're imagining ourselves as ponies inside the show right?

[SonOfTheNorthe 412]

I'd be all "Who laced my weed?" and then I'd be all "I don't give a fuck what it's laced with, this is awesome!", and then I'd engage in a make out session with her, and then it might "escalate".

 

But then it turns out Twilight was just my pillow.

[Lacey Shadows 164]

I'm sorry, I wouldn't kiss a horse unless it's like a pet. Hollowshield's got the right idea, just make it fun not all romantic.

[None42069 520]

First, I'd blink. Then I'd question if that just happened. Finally, I'd throw away my coffee and get some sleep.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

WELL, if Luna kissed me I would DIE a happy pony

 

but seriously, though, I'd faint,

 

I wouldn't expect it, once I awake & she's still there though

 

I'd just be a VERY HAPPY Stallion :3

 

 

IF I were a Pony of course

Edited July 26, 2012 by ds8

[Somebody 570]

I'd fall over swooning if any of the really nice ponies from the show kissed me... Of course, I might do that if any decent and kind pony or person kissed me--I'm rather easy to please in that field. Anypony who shows respect and kindness has already won my heart.

[Crispy 5,563]

Keep going.

 

Eleven characters isn't enough, so maybe I can sum it up in a video?

 

 

Not quite. But yes. Keep going.

[Quill The Pony. 175]

I would be wondering how spitfire got into my house. Then, I will find the portal to ponyville, then tell everyone here where it is.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Become overcome by lust and latent, sexual, pony-related fantasies and attempt to engage in intercourse with every pony shaped object in the vicinity.

 

I'd probably just be confused as to how this was happening, then tell myself I'll figure it out later and keep kissing her.

[~Chaos~ 3,967]

I don't know how I would react, my guess is probably squee in excitement of what just occurred, wondering if this is the real life, or just fantasy.

 

Bottom line, I'd be a happy Colt!

[Abstract 832]

(Ignoring what led up to the situation, which could possibly be an interesting topic,) It would be a sweet gesture, but I'd have to tell Fluttershy that, as adorable and cute as she is, I'm already taken by an adorable, cute and wonderful human.

Edited July 26, 2012 by Abstract

[NavelColt 22,879]

I'm not into the whole romance thing either, so, kissed by Rainbow Dash? Hmmm, hugs, ze cuddles, the affectionate stuff, but that, too, is about as far as I go. It's where I gladly go, but it's as far as I have interest in.

[Matus 130]

Anyways, that would quite possibly be the weirdest situation to be in and I would have no idea what to do. Seriously.

I'd kiss back screw what I said.

Edited July 26, 2012 by Matus

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

No reason to be rude or hurtful; I'd kiss her back. Knowing Twilight she would only be kissing a human in the name of research, or at least she would pass it off that way.

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Rainbow Dash?

 

If I was a pony? Not gonna lie, I would probably kiss back. Then I would probably ask her out after

 

If I was human? I'd be a little weirded out, but then I would come to the realization;

 

"HOLY SHIT! I JUST GOT KISSED BY A CARTOON!" and then I would question my own existence.

Edited July 26, 2012 by Eljordo

[Somebody 570]

Become overcome by lust and latent, sexual, pony-related fantasies and attempt to engage in intercourse with every pony shaped object in the vicinity.

 

I'd probably just be confused as to how this was happening, then tell myself I'll figure it out later and keep kissing her.

 

You so totally did not say exactly what I was thinking, because I have no such fantasies.

 

 

Nope, none at all. Never in a million years.

[ponyvangelist 732]

I would contact a trusted, respectable veterinarian without delay.

 

And then I would call a doctor for the pony.

[Gestalt 17]

I would Be liek...erruhm...O____O ...................................

 

/shufflesaway

[Archangel 143]

"So... Octavia, your place or mine?"

 

Or well, something along those lines. Or we'd keep kissing. One of the two. Actually, preferably both!

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

I'd most likely be like "D'aww, pony kiss me!" because, you know, this is a pony kissing a human. And I'm assuming on the cheek. If my favourite pony was a human or I was a pony, then its a completely different case. I'd probably go into a full blown makeout session with said pony and hope it works.

 

...a makeout session with Octavia, of all ponies... heheh...