Ask Slenderpony

[Midnight Stars 17]

So, yeah, on another forum, a friend of mine used to have the OC Slenderpony, which they have now abandoned. As such, I have taken up the role of Slenderpony. Lemme just get in character.

 

 

 

*ahem*

 

 

Hello, little fillies. I'm Slenderpony. I'm not going to hurt you, so why don't you... come closer... CLOSER! That's better. Now... do you have any QUESTIONS to ask me?

Edited July 30, 2012 by TehMorganator

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

You don't have a face... How are you talking?

[PonyEcho 1,610]

Why do you alway cheap kill me after i get the 7th note? (i just go around a corner and there you are waiting like a lazy ninja)

[Midnight Stars 17]

Pencil J. Doodle, I may not know the powers of friendship, but I do know the answer is magic.

 

 

PonyEcho, because that's just how I roll. Deal with it. *sunglasses float down from the sky, resting on my featureless face.

[Despair 114]

Are you a pedo? You seem to mostly hunt after younger victims.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Why do you hate me when I get pages in the forest?

[Midnight Stars 17]

Stranger, no, I simply find that young fillies are more delicious. In another dimension, in which I take on a different form, the beings eat creatures known as 'sheep'. They much prefer the taste of young sheep to older ones. It's juicier, and more tender...

 

RainbowDashLoyalty, I don't hate you for getting pages in a forest. It's just that... well, I've heard that rainbow pegasi are very good. and deep-fried wings are utterly DELICIOUS!

[Ember_star 229]

Why you eat my kid you jerk ill shoot you in the head with my shot gun, any ways, can i use magic on u?

[Midnight Stars 17]

Ember_star....

 

 

uh....

 

 

I have... no idea how to respond to that...

 

 

If anyone can translate it, I'd be happy to answer.

[Ember_star 229]

Okay, do you like unicorns horns as well as wings?

[Midnight Stars 17]

Ember_star, it's good you're now typing in English.

 

It depends. I mean, they're too hard for even MY teeth to bite through, but crushed into powder and sprinkled, THEN it's quite tasty.

[Ember_star 229]

.... Okay, what are earth ponys like? are they tuff?

[Midnight Stars 17]

Ember_star, you sure ARE a talkative one. I guess your tongue wouldn't taste so good, it must be awfully overworked.

 

Earth Ponies.... it really depends on their occupation. That really applies to all of them, Earth, Pegasus or Unicorn.

 

 

Or that one Alicorn... What was her name... she was pretty important, so I replaced her with a good friend of mine, who wears a duisguise... I think her name was... Celestia, or something...

[Woopsadaisy10 0]

Is there any part of a pony that you can't eat?

[Midnight Stars 17]

Woopsadaisy10, Not really. WHy do you think there aren't ever any remains?

[Woopsadaisy10 0]

Can you be poisoned?

[Midnight Stars 17]

Woopsadaisy10, this isn't going to become a habit, is it?

 

And, nope. You could shoot me through the head and I wouldn't die. Poison is useless.

Edited July 30, 2012 by TehMorganator

[rainbow dash22 29]

Umm... I don't want to talk...

[Midnight Stars 17]

Rainbow Dash22, I could help you with that. Just close your eyes and stick your tongue out. I'll go get the knife.

[rainbow dash22 29]

Rainbow Dash22, I could help you with that. Just close your eyes and stick your tongue out. I'll go get the knife.

 

NO!!!

[NavelColt 22,876]

I thought it was Slendermane. Slenderpony doesn't sound as creepy.

 

Discord, the invincible spirit of chaos, a fundamental law of nature, whose easily as powerful as or potentially more powerful than yourself, being the personification of terror and death, appears besides you.

 

What do?

[LunaBlu 6]

Have you ever thought about forming an alliance with... Midnight Moon persay? Together you could rule the world with your expendable features and her... wrath.

[rainbow dash22 29]

I think there's a show you might like. It's for kids though.. But would you like to hear what it is?

[LunaBlu 6]

YES!

[Ember_star 229]

Slenderman can die, with five shots from my handgun