Hansel 1,512 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 It's your Birthday, so I got you a bass. But I... dropped it. 1 Pancakes taste like well seasoned DVD cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCS 7,538 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 It's your Birthday, so I got you a bass. But I... dropped it. So, uh, why did the chicken cross the road? ...Yeah, I don't know any jokes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Old Head 4,816 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Okay, here's one. There were three Chinese men - Bu, Chu and Fu, who wanted to move to America. To avoid being sent back to China, they changed their names upon arrival. Bu changed his name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamy Arty 6,252 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 @Blue and I merged your joke threads into an older one. Please consult the search feature before starting new threads. Thanks. 1 Kyoshi made this ^^ Come join us on Equestria.tv on Fridays at 6 PM Eastern for our weekly movie nights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erza 581 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 9/11 jokes are disrespectful and disgusting. 5 Muslims died on that day NEVER FORGET! Sorry if that sounded stupid but, What is the point of this joke? I actually don't get it. 'ey b0ss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,894 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Sorry if that sounded stupid but, What is the point of this joke? I actually don't get it. The point is that I'm [or whoever is making the joke] is (jokingly) paying honor to the Muslims who died in the events (most of whom were the terrorists) as opposed to all the victims. 1 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erza 581 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 The point is that I'm [or whoever is making the joke] is (jokingly) paying honor to the Muslims who died in the events (most of whom were the terrorists) as opposed to all the victims. i see 'ey b0ss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staticthor Draconus 959 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 hey psst yea you I'M TALKING TO YOU NOW TELL ME WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL??? ICE COLD! (fail joke is fail) *i walk in* did i miss all the ice jokes or should i just chill and wait for a while What gun can you make out of cards? An AK-47! *badum-tch!* ... ...well that was corny. Here's a class comedian to make up for that. George Carlin is as funny as shit, not trying to diss Carlin, but i am trying to compliment shit DO NOT BUCK WITH ME, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/staticthor-draconus-r126 second oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/sultrus-r3025 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mywas 687 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 (edited) post all of your mlp related jokes in here. -a chinese Dragon once called Discord. he said he wants his style back. -King Sombra got more character devolopment in 6 minutes than Flash Sentry got in 30 minutes. -one time Rainbow Dash wore a dress and Discord told her to stop crossdressing. -a battle between Celestia and Chrysalis din't damage much. but a battle between Blueblood and Rarity for the last Shampoo destroyed the universe. -When Pinkie Pie met The Rock he told her. "I want a taste of your pie." Edited July 15, 2013 by What 8 Credits to Mint Drop for an awesome Sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sana 279 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 Saw these somewhere: What do you call an oversized Apple desktop? A Big Macintosh. Why does Fluttershy speak so softly? Because she's a little hoarse. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,961 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 Discord once held a job as a mixer in a perfume factory. He soon decided to quit, because after all, what fun is there in making scents? 10 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Old Head 4,816 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 Alright, have two really corny ones that I just thought up. Q: What is Rainbow Dash's favourite computer company? A: Peg-Asus! Q: What is Pinkie Pie's least favourite sport? A: Mirror Pool. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyHag1 591 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 What do you call a stallion hanging out with the CMC? Big Mac with small fries. Vinyl Scratch: Octavia must be playing her bass in the ocean. Twilight: What makes you think that? Vinyl: She said she was playing notes below C level. 5 "Mr. The Dragon!" - Ms. Harshwhinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin ZW 396 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 What do you call a stallion hanging out with the CMC? Big Mac with small fries. This just makes me mad, considering that I work at McDonald's. Today is my day off, and I had to see something to remind me of McD's. My day is ruined, thanks. Um... Unfortunately, I cannot think of any mlp related jokes. I'm a tad intoxicated... in fact, I shouldn't be posting. The last time I did that, I got banned for two days. Fairly clever ones so far, though! A Whovian Administrator of Zelda Wiki who loves Rainbow Dash and all her antics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moved to Elsewhere 11,331 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 I've been told I'm funny but I'm terrible at making up my own jokes so this is the only pony joke I can think of Why did the Scootaloo cross the roadTo prove she wasn't a chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Bay 1,027 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 How many Pinkie Pies does it take to change a light bulb? You just need one. Did you think she is bloody stupid or what? Shame upon you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyHag1 591 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 What is Sombra's favorite drink mix? Crysssstal Light. What's Chrysalis' favorite event when visiting London? The Changeling of the Guards. 4 "Mr. The Dragon!" - Ms. Harshwhinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Horn 430 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 How many Changelings does it take to change a lightbulb? 1,000,000. 999,999 to conquer Equestria and steal a stepladder, and 1 to climb up and actually change it. "The most horrible kind of ignorance is to have an opinion on an experience that you have never experienced.""Get off your high horse and give her a hug." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armin 168 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 Well, I stole this one from Ask Pun Pony found this while browsing the internet. Slightly rude. Rd: Why are loads of colts staring at my plot? Pinkie: They're trying to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! 1 My OCs Snapshot http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/snapshot-r4206 Rai http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rai-r3905 Chipper http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/chipper-r5385 Arc http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/arc-i-tecture-r5872 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ihei 714 July 15, 2013 Share July 15, 2013 (edited) Well, these are some pretty good puns, but look at this picture and marvel, because this is the biggest pun of them all. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6026190080/h3283CCAE/ Flute-ttershy HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH Edited July 15, 2013 by Minty Wintergreen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyHag1 591 July 17, 2013 Share July 17, 2013 Why is AJ the most technological pony? Her family has all the Apples. What's the difference between Chrysalis and Granny Smith? One's on the drones, and the other drones on. 3 "Mr. The Dragon!" - Ms. Harshwhinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Moon 6,345 July 17, 2013 Share July 17, 2013 Why does Fluttershy speak so softly? Because she is a little hoarse (horse.) That's all I got. I'm terrible at this. Please don't hurt me. Autumn Blue Moon Clear Skies Summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyHag1 591 July 20, 2013 Share July 20, 2013 What do you get when you mix Applejack's brother with cheddar? Mac and cheese. What kind of car does the Princess of the Night drive? A Lunaborghini. "Mr. The Dragon!" - Ms. Harshwhinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzastur 1,719 July 20, 2013 Share July 20, 2013 Snowdrop walks into a bar. *bang* ** Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom are at The Summer Harvest Parade, waiting for Scootaloo. She appears. "Hey Scootaloo - we're over here!" Apple Bloom yells. Scootaloo waits for a float to go by, then comes over to them. Sweetie Belle looks at Scootaloo. "Hey - why did you do that?" Apple Bloom stifles a laugh. Scootaloo is confused. "Do what?" "Cross the road like that?" Scootaloo gives her a funny look. "Um, duh - to get to the other si...........oh. I hate you guys." 5 Ain’t that Equestria / Drop on by / Ain’t that Equestria / Give friendship a try / Ain’t that Equestria / Ponies who fly / Little pink cupcakes for Pinkie Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutter's lover <3 8,210 July 20, 2013 Share July 20, 2013 Why did everypony lick Rainbow Dash? Because they wanted to taste the rainbow. Why did Pinkie Pie dress up Tom? Because she wanted to party rock. 1 Fluttershy's lover, she's my waifu. I'm in love and obsessed with her, she's given me shyabetes. *Hnnnng* Yellow Pink Squee Blogs | Ask one of Fluttershy's biggest fans | Official Fluttershy fanclub page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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