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Dear Princess Celestia:

I have been curious

Why do you send everyone to the moon

And decide to put discord in your garden...?

Yours confusingly,

Finesthour.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today at work my belief that spending less than sixty dollars on a door lock is a terrible idea was reaffirmed when the cylinder for one such lock exploded immediately after I inserted its key for the purpose of disassembling it. The lesson I have learned from this is that people shouldn't buy cheap crap from Home Depot; especially not if they expect to integrate it into any sort of master system.

 

Your Faithful Student,

Zoopy Sparkle

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Dear princess celestia,

 

What is your opinion on the alleged faster-than-light nuetrinos recently discovered?

 

Sincerely

Stephen Hawking Magnet

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Dear Princess Luna,

 

I know you're up so please answer me this.

Why do I stay up posting on MLP Forums when I should have been asleep three hours ago?

 

Your sleep deprived subject,

Apple Bloom

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Dear princess Celestia,

 

Looking around at the fan community made me understand that you don't need to draw a lot of fanart to be a fan. It doesn't matter if you don't have a lot of time to write about it, either.

It also made me understand that you don't have to be on the topic of ponies when you're playing a forum game, unless it's specifically mentioned in the thread's original post.

 

Your dimwit writer

Feather Spiral

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Dear Princess Celestia

 

I've been trying to try out this new colour but keep forgetting to use it, what do you think of it and can you think of anything I can do that might help me remember?

 

Your faithful ZomBrony, Zom

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I found this cute little image (Thanks to my bro ^_^ ) of Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie with a enderman if you wanna pic its right below like it?

 

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Yes yes its cute.

 

Your faithful student

 

~RainbowBoom123

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Dear Princess Celestia

 

I've been learning since I've started

watching MLP that loving and tolerating

things can sometimes prove to be extremely

difficult, but thanks to the examples all around

me, I know that as a brony, I have to

keep trying, it has proven to help me

in multiple ways, I will not list them here

as there are too many for me to write in a

letter

 

Your faithful ZomBrony

 

Zom

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Dear Princess Celestia

 

Today I learned something not related to friendship in any way, I learned that if tolerate all the idiots around you in your class, no matter how difficult it may be, that tolerating them can really pay off, even in last period where me freinds were joking around with me, I eventually decided to ignore and had one of my most productive days for a while

 

Your faithful, humerous, and fellow Alicorn

Zom

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Me as Twilight Sparkle:

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I'm came to say goodbye and I thank you for everything you've done for me (which was nothing). For I am in love with Crystal Sparkle and I plan to spend the rest of my life with her. She's beautiful, smart, and has an amazing figure, and is a total freak. I'd tell you some of the thing we've done, but I have to keep this family-friendly. Soooo..yeah.

 

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

 

Me as myself:

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

*flashes my engagement ring* Suck it bitch, I win!

 

Sincerely,

Crystal Sparkle

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Dude, my ankle REALLY hurts right now. But that view on the hike... Man, you shoulda been there...

But on the hike I learned that it isn't good to leave a friend behind... you might have something that he needs... You leave him hanging, you only ruin relationships...

So... you wanna see the pics (and vid) that I got from the hike? And you wanna see my really swollen ankle? :P

Sincerely, a fellow Alicorn,

Nightfall

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Your a terrible leader, you have an army of royal guards yet you send 6 innocent young mares to carry out your bidding.

 

Yup bitch, you're a troll alright.

 

Sincerely,

 

Someone who does not approve

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Dear Princess Celestia

Why must you be color pink in every toy sold?

Please banish the toy maker of Hasbro to the the moon.

 

Your annoyed student

-Mal

 

Dear Princess Celestia

Could you please teach me complex spells like raising the sun? So i can take your job.

Cause learning new magic is always an enjoyable experience.

 

Your most inquisitive student

-Starbolt

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today, I learned how to get through the three dimensional maze in Super Mario RPG. I learned that perseverance and hard work are rewarded. Often with Royal Syrup and letters from Vasco de Gama. My life has meaning, now.

 

Your faithful student,

 

Clover Heart

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