Scenario: You walk in on your friend clopping. What do you do?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

"SICK MAN! If you're gunna beat the meat pick some better rule 34!"

 

Oh gawd, Why can't I stop laughing xD

 

Going through the reactions here are a bit entertaining to be honest.

 

I don't think my answer would change for gender, maybe if it was their house my answer would change though xD

[SugarSprinkledFox 69]

Well it depends where it is.

 

If he and I was in his house I would be like "Oh. Sorry *leaves room*".

 

It's a whole different story if he was in my room. I would be like "Why the hell are you fapping in my room?"

 

 

If my friends did clop I wouldn't mind. It's their body not mine lol

[thegoodhen 698]

 

If my friends did clop I wouldn't mind. It's their body not mine lol

 

I misread that as "If my friends did clop their body not mine, I wouldn't mind"

O_O

[Teh Boi 113]

Join him because ponies.

"THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN" *wink*

 

Or say: What the hell dude?

[pactor 29]

But I dont have any friends to walk in on

Nah just kiddin. Id probably scream wtf and try to get it off his computer as fast as possible. Now just so you know I have nothing against cloppers but since all my friends think im weird for liking mlp I would be so pissed.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

I literally said "EW" out loud ;-;

 

Goddangit Cindy, y u gotta say that xD

 

And also, people with their answers are making me lol.

 

I should add to my answer-

 

If I saw a female friend doing that... I'd be frozen. I'd be completely red, and probably wouldn't move. Just be like,

"Uhh..."

 

Hey! I was just joking! I don't REALLY stalk people! I somehow don't think my husband would approve of that!

[Sorgklaan 46]

I don't have any real life friends.

 

Yeah, I don't think this requires any more information, herpaderp.

[--Eve-- 351]

First of all. Why is he doing that when I'm at his house! Second I'd probably just try to back away without him noticing, and talk to him later about his 'secret'. If that failed and he noticied me.....I have no idea. My face would definitely be like: Not sure if want.

[Somebody 570]

Well, to the you the truth, I'm pretty relaxed when it comes to this sort of thing. My reaction would depend on how I felt about said friend... If I really liked the person, I'd probably blush and say "You really don't have to go it alone."

 

If I didn't feel that way about the friend, and if they were in my house... I'd probably laugh, point to a bottle of bleach, say "Don't leave a mess" and walk out. After they left, I would proceed to sanitize the room. Yes, I'm a germophobe.

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

*Walks into room*

 

Oh hey dude, you wanna hang out.... Wait, what are you looking at? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

 

 

Nothing to see here...

 

Lol but really, I wouldn't care that much. I would probably bug him about it later, but only in good fun

 

Whatever you do in your spare time is your business

Edited August 14, 2012 by Eljordo

[Cjero 49]

... Dude. How did you know my password?

Dude get out i need to do my homework.

Dude okay WHAT THE FUCK!?

...Sup.

...*Takes a pic* Blackmail time bro.

[Forlong 1,726]

Depends on the gender.

 

If it's a guy: throw up...on him.

 

If it's a chick: totally get turned on. The clopping wouldn't prevent that.

[Musix 237]

I'd be all like

 

AWH, WDF

 

And then i'd be like

 

LET US TALK ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY NOA =3

 

And we'd skip into the sunset with rainbows and things.

 

If he complained, i'd be all like-

Edited August 14, 2012 by Musix

[Inkie Pie 37]

Say I walked into my friends house without him knowing. It's important so I barge into his room (I would normally knock)

 

See's him clopping.

 

I would apologize for barging in. I also wouldn't give him any crap about it. Everyone has their own thing.

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

Easy!

 

No offense, I'm okay if your a furry and do this kind of stuff, but if I see you, I'll just do this, just walk away without saying anything....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl-Tguu3Fjw

Edited August 18, 2013 by DXSilverX

[Scootalove 10,689]

I'll just walk out of the room, and maybe stay silent until my friend finishes whatever he was doing. Then, I search for the correct response.

[Shanks 10,816]

I wouldn't say anything, I would just walk out of the room and wait until he finishes up because well I don't like getting blueballs and I am sure any friend of mine probably wouldn't want a case of that either. I would then probably laugh my ass off at the hilarious irony of this same friend who made fun of me for liking ponies going to town on himself while looking at pony porn. Our next conversation would be quite interesting I can tell you that much, I would troll him about it endlessly but would also admit that I myself ahem indulge in that as well.

[Celtore 2,770]

8|

......

*silently walks back the way he came and then sits on the sofa staring at the wall*

 

and I think that sums up my reaction to said scenario. I think I would also highly suppress that memory and never mention it again.

Edited August 18, 2013 by Celtore

[Fluttershyfan94 5,742]

I would probably just walk out of the room, I would be puzzled afterwards but it's simply too embarrassing so I'd prefer to just act like nothing happened. I would then probably ask him/her about it later, since it would also be embarrassing acting like nothing happened. I mean he/she would still be my friend so I would promise that friend that I would keep it a secret.

 

Now, the fact it's clop doesn't have any effects on my reaction. It's just walking in on someone that's enjoying either human arts, lol or r34 will always be embarrassing.

Edited August 18, 2013 by Fluttershyfan94

[Katskratch 59]

CONGRATULATIONS

 

Seriously though, my friends of both gender either ridicule me for being a brony or don't le clop. So there would be merciless teasing. Afterwards. I'd leave, give them their privacy. 

[ReGen 1,466]

Has anyone ever thought about the difference if it's a female?

 

This would most likely be my reaction:

 

 

*With a window in place of a tree

[the musty book 156]

I'd be like: "Oh. Well, you have fun with that..... ummm... I'll just go puke in that corner over there." Why was he clopping where I am though? And the least they could do is put a sock on the door or LOCK IT. Geez.

[Commissar Alexer 763]

I would ask him first why he didnt lock the door and then i would congratulate him on his good taste.( Depends of course to what pony he is clopping)

Edited August 18, 2013 by Gefreiter

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Well,i'd congradulate him for doing so,then i leave him to do his business while i go and play Ace Attorney.

 

(But sadly,i have no friends )

[NavelColt 22,881]

"Oh, nice. You probbin' for Dash or Spitfire, by any chance?"

 

"Nope. Twilot."

 

"Ah. Well, you bore me then. *goes off to look up own NSFW of Dashie and Spitfire, ForeverAlone style*"