I hate you because

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you because I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or become infuriated at your outlandish comment about my wife.

[Indiana_Dash 81]

I hate you, because that was a compliment to your wife ^^

Actually, I`ve never had any hugs... I am the great adventurer and I haven`t time for making a friends...

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I can't hate you anymore.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for going against the flow.

[Bari 7,023]

I hate you for questioning my insanity.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for taking pride in having dubitable mental health.

[Pan the Fabulous Ferret 2,642]

I hate you because of humanized twilight

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for hating pony humanizations. I like them.

[Pan the Fabulous Ferret 2,642]

I hate you for hating on me for hating you.

[Shiki 5,855]

I hate you for confusing me in PM's.

[Pan the Fabulous Ferret 2,642]

I hate you for not hating me enough...

[RippedOffMattress 314]

I hate you for wanting more hate.

[Bari 7,023]

I hate you for disturbing avatar and signature.

[Pan the Fabulous Ferret 2,642]

I hate you for having an overly adorable signature.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I hate you because your avatar is sleeping on the job.

[Pan the Fabulous Ferret 2,642]

I hate you for hating my avatar... he isnt sleeping, he is resting on his beloved clover... who is sleeping... oaky, my avatar is half asleep...

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I hate you for hating me for hating you. and he's not resting...he sucking her brains out!

I am just a lil' angel and I would never tell a lie...

[Pan the Fabulous Ferret 2,642]

I hate you for turning my romantic fantasies into a grimdark sci fi action flick

[Bari 7,023]

I hate you for having an adorable ship where I have none.

[Steve 290]

i hate you because i dont have a reason to hate you

[Pan the Fabulous Ferret 2,642]

I hate you for hating berry pie for no reason.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you because those are the rules.

[longgone 873]

I hate you because your avatar is staring into my soul.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you because Fluttershy never had a minstrel. That's historically inaccurate.

[OkBuddy 586]

I hate you because you changed your awesome profile picture!