I hate you because

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I hate you because you're not validating my vanity. Its all about me, gosh durn it!

[stainesbrony 219]

I hate you because if you're sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun, you always get your tan from the English rain.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Wait! Is that an obscure song lyric I never heard of??!!! I hate when that happens! I hate you for using obscure song lyrics!

[stainesbrony 219]

I hate you because the band that made the song with those lyrics was so popular, they made a cartoon series, some films and their singer/pianist was assasainated.

[Shiki 5,855]

I hate you because pony creator.

[stainesbrony 219]

I hate you because Gene Hunt

[DazzioN 58]

I hate you because have better rank than me!

[stainesbrony 219]

I hate you because you're jelly of me.

[Dark Moon 965]

I hate you because you were born

[stainesbrony 219]

I hate you because... Wait, you did my job for me, hating yourself! You were born, weren't you? If no, I hate you for not being born.

[stainesbrony 219]

I hate you because my mother said 'To get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom'

[Enemy Stand 446]

I hate you because I have the capability to do so.

[Loriem 639]

I hate you because Orange is a dumb color! And, uh... you hair is dumb.... and.... your dumb!

 

Yeah, dumb... what an awesome comeback.

[Enemy Stand 446]

I can't hate you, you're too good at comebacks.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I hate you because your avatar looks like she just farted

[Enemy Stand 446]

I hate you because I need to in order to post something.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I have you because the cupcake under your avatar looks like it has shattered glass shards stuck in the icing. Are you trying to kill me?

I hate when ponies do that!

[Enemy Stand 446]

I hate you because you left me no good reason to hate you immediately, and thus it took me a while to reply.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I hate you because this topic told me to.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I hate you for being so similar to me

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I was going to say the same thing xD

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I hate you for trying to say the same thing xD

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I hate you because your avatar has ice cream and mine doesn't. (steals ice cream)

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I hate you for stealing my ice cream! D:<

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I hate you for not sharing it with me!