Chigens' Guide To Raising Snake Ponies.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

 

This guide was VERY helpful, for now, I know how to KILL a snake pony. Let it dry out before it even lives out its slimy crawly life!

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

 

;;Steals eggs and dries them out;;

[Twiliscael 3,962]

 

This guide was VERY helpful, for now, I know how to KILL a snake pony. Let it dry out before it even lives out its slimy crawly life!

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

 

;;Steals eggs and dries them out;;

 

Arylett, no! What are you doing?!?! YOU SADISTIC MONSTER!

[Street Comedy 327]

What did I just read?

[Chigens and Kay 3,833]

 

This guide was VERY helpful, for now, I know how to KILL a snake pony. Let it dry out before it even lives out its slimy crawly life!

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

 

;;Steals eggs and dries them out;;

 

That's terrible. ;.;

 

Why would you even consider killing another living thing like that?...

[Guest]

 

This guide was VERY helpful, for now, I know how to KILL a snake pony. Let it dry out before it even lives out its slimy crawly life!

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

 

;;Steals eggs and dries them out;;

 

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

hey, is this where i get the egg

 

 

This guide was VERY helpful, for now, I know how to KILL a snake pony. Let it dry out before it even lives out its slimy crawly life!

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

 

;;Steals eggs and dries them out;;

 

*shape shifts into a cobra* YOU DARE CALL SSSSNAKES SSSSLIMY, AND THEN KILL THEM BEFORE THEY HATCH, I BET MY VENOM WOULD BE A FITTING PUNISSSHMENT!!!!

[Nouth 496]

*votes no* Gwahaha, I feel evil now.

[Pulcinella 1,016]

60 bits, coming' up! Oh, btw, can you please draw me one? Like a baby one, if you can?

[Chigens and Kay 3,833]

60 bits, coming' up! Oh, btw, can you please draw me one? Like a baby one, if you can?

 

I cant draw worth crap man...sorry.

 

But here are your Snake Pony eggs.

[Thunderstorm 120]

Whenever I can get one YOU MUST LEMME KNOW!

[Chigens and Kay 3,833]

Whenever I can get one YOU MUST LEMME KNOW!

 

I am selling them for 40 bits an egg.

[Solar Wind 596]

I think its time I made an image with Solarwind and Chiko. Maybe have little Chiko on Solars mane pointing at the sky...

Add a bit of Fluttershy and a filly standing next to her and I have my new AVI!!!

[The Navel JTAC 60]

Well, by demand of this status I will write a guide detailing on how to raise your very own Snake Pony!

 

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First off, What is a Snake Pony?

 

Well, a Snake Pony, Serpony, Ponaga, Lamia Pony, whatever you prefer, is exactly that. A combination of both snake and pony. The pony part being the head and torso and the snake part being the waist and down.

 

Examples:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Next: Hatching and Raising your Snake Pony.

 

Hatching your Snake Pony egg is no easy task, I assure you. You must keep the egg(s) at a relatively warm and steady temperature and constantly keep them moist. Vigilance is key because you do not want them to dry out or they could die D: That would be terrible!

 

After your little ones hatch, they like to feed on tiny insects and small plants. So keeping some of those around would help.

 

Being half snake, they need at least some sun to keep their temperatures up. An hour or two a day of sunbathing should prove sufficient, if not longer.

 

Watch out when they are teething, they may want to bite you. It is not fatal at a young age, but can cause discomfort or skin damage.

 

Shedding is a weird time in a Snake Ponies life as well. Just try to keep something abrasive that they could wrap around to allow them to shed easier.

 

If your Snake Pony wraps around you, don't panic, it is probably showing affection.

 

Third: Growing up and Maturity.

 

Snake Ponies do get cutie marks just like regular ponies. Push your Snake Pony in the direction of some of the things it likes to do and see what it's true talent is!

 

By this age in a Snake Ponies life, they will need to eat higher amounts of calories and other nutrients it needs. Being omnivores, this means that they do eat meat. Small rodents, birds, even fish sometimes, should prove sufficient. Snake Ponies prefer to eat fruits over vegetables as well, for some strange reason I never understood...

 

If your Snake Pony feels that it does not need your support anymore, do not hold it back. Snake Ponies prefer to be solitary creatures later in life. Let it go enjoy itself.

 

Miscellaneous Tips and Stuff.

 

Grooming and Clothing:

• Snake Ponies often adorn themselves with various paints, feathers, or jewelry. This is natural, just let them keep it.
• They often only wear loincloths if they ever clothe them self at all. Maybe provide one for yours just in case.
• Keep your Snake Ponies mane neat and tidy, as it does get dirty and tangled quickly.

Being Bitten and Treatment.

• If you do ever get bit by your Snake Pony, do not panic, as this will make the venom travel faster. Calmly make your way to the nearest facility that houses anti-venom whilst applying pressure to the wound.
• However, if you are wrapped and bound by your Snake Pony, then bit, I'm sorry. You shouldn't live much longer...

Temperament and Emotions.

• Snake Ponies do get angered rather quickly, so try your best to be nice to them at all times.
• They show affection much like a cat or dog, in the sense that you may just get a dead animal in your lap. > . >
• Snake Ponies like sharp, shiny objects and are attracted to them. Do not get in their way when they have such a thing in their sight.

Various Magic Abilities.

• If your Snake Pony happens to be a Unicorn (sorry Snake Ponies cannot grow wings), their magic develops much like a regular Unicorn although it is much more limited.
• They can usually only teleport small distances, levitate objects, and usually learn one special magic talent unique to them. For example: My Snake Pony can create branches and ledges to wrap onto or hang off of on various surfaces.

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Hmm. This would be the end of the guide, however I know I missed quite a few things. If you have any questions or comments on how to raise your Snake Pony, please ask and I will answer it to the best of my abilities and put it into the guide! Do not be afraid, there are no bad questions!

 

I hope you liked this, and have fun raising your own Snake Pony!

 

 

TL;DR?? = Go back up and read it, it's freakin' Snake Ponies!

 

I just have a few questions...

1.How do you pay for it/them?

2.I can't tell if these are real or not, but I'd like one.

3.Do you do art requests/commissions for a snake pony pic?

[Shift 4,275]

*votes no*

 

I feel all dirty now...yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

*SWIPES EGGS AND STARTS GIVING THEM TO PONIES 2X THE ORIGINAL AMOUNT YOU ARE SELLING THEM FOR*

 

Edited September 3, 2012 by Resolution

[Chigens and Kay 3,833]

 

I just have a few questions...

1.How do you pay for it/them?

2.I can't tell if these are real or not, but I'd like one.

3.Do you do art requests/commissions for a snake pony pic?

 

1. :/ 40 Bits, one time fee.

2. :/ Ok. (See above)

3. No.

 

*votes no*

 

I feel all dirty now...yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

*SWIPES EGGS AND STARTS GIVING THEM TO PONIES 2X THE ORIGINAL AMOUNT YOU ARE SELLING THEM FOR*

 

 

You will be hearing from the authorities and my lawyer.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

i have 200 bits, how many of the little guys can i get, and i already have an incubator

[Chigens and Kay 3,833]

i have 200 bits, how many of the little guys can i get, and i already have an incubator

 

A bunch.

[The Navel JTAC 60]

1. :/ 40 Bits, one time fee.

2. :/ Ok. (See above)

3. No.

 

 

 

You will be hearing from the authorities and my lawyer.

 

...but how? IRL or in Forums?

[Chigens and Kay 3,833]

...but how? IRL or in Forums?

 

I usually do my deals in person because sending Snake Pony eggs through the mail is illegal.

 

So yeah, they are 40 bits per egg or 60 bits if you want an egg and the terrarium to raise them in.

 

The guide is free still though, just to raise awareness of Snake Ponies.

[Modphase 1,273]

Aww, they sound so cute! I want one!

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

I wanna snake pony now :3

[The Navel JTAC 60]

I usually do my deals in person because sending Snake Pony eggs through the mail is illegal.

 

So yeah, they are 40 bits per egg or 60 bits if you want an egg and the terrarium to raise them in.

 

The guide is free still though, just to raise awareness of Snake Ponies.

 

but how much is a bit in American dollars? 60 bits=$??? also how can you see me in person, are you saying you are willing to come to Texas just to sell me a snake pony?

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Do snake ponies like to cuddle/snuggle? :3

[Chigens and Kay 3,833]

but how much is a bit in American dollars? 60 bits=$??? also how can you see me in person, are you saying you are willing to come to Texas just to sell me a snake pony?

 

A bit is a bit dude...

 

No, I'm not willing to come to Texas, since that wouldn't be worth the money to do it...sorry.

 

Do snake ponies like to cuddle/snuggle? :3

 

Yeah, they like to wrap mostly though.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

I'm not willing to come to Texas

...but...I'm in Texas too....

I wanted a snake pony too........and I has the moneyz.......