The Bro-ny Code

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Ok, so, while I was at Spencer's (looking at Jack Skellington stuff, just so ya know), I found this book.

That got me to thinking... What if we, the Bronies and Pegasisters of the world, made our OWN code of conduct, only to be known throughout the Brony community like the Bro Code? Here's how making the Brony Code would work:

 

1. You put an article before it, like "Article 1 of the Brony Code:"

 

2. You put the thing that you think should be a big part of the Brony Code, such as "Even if you have only seen one episode of MLP: FiM, you are still a Brony."

 

3. Put in fine print where needed, like so: "*Unless you have only watch one half of an episode. Then, you must watch the rest of said episode because, c'mon, you know you'll want clousure on what happens in the end of the episode, and by that time, you'll be a Brony."

 

You can add things that originate from the Bro Code, but you have to explain how it can and will fit into the Brony Code.

 

So, to start us off on the creation of the most epic handbook in history:

Article I of the Brony Code: Even if you have only seen one episode of MLP: FiM, you are still a Brony.*

 

*Unless you have only watch one half of an episode. Then, you must watch the rest of said episode because, c'mon, you know you'll want clousure on what happens in the end of the episode, and by that time, you'll be a Brony.

 

(it was my plan to use my example all along.)

 

ok, here's a list of some of the things in the Bro-ny code:

 

Article 0

 

You must follow the Brony code

 

Article 1 of the Brony code, called The Golden :

Uhm, well, but whatever you want to do is fine.

 

Article 3 of the Brony Code: You only watch it for the "plot".

 

Article 3

 

You must always return a brohoof*

 

*If you don't, then the party that initiated the brohoof has permission to smack you upside the head

 

article 20: NEVER make '20% cooler' jokes. they are not funny.

 

article 21: upon meeting discord, troll him as hard as possible

 

Article 34

Clopping and rule 34 material is fine.*

 

*As long as you're not forcing other people to look at it.

 

Article 35 of the Brony Code: If you hate a hater for hating, then you are a hater yourself.

 

Article 42

 

Closet bronies should be respected just as much any other Brony*

 

*This includes cloppers

 

Article 44: Never, EVER piss Fluttershy off.

 

Ps, if anyone here thinks that an article needs some fine print, feel free to quote it and and what you want.

 

article 69: you get the idea

 

*Unless you don't. Then you will get a slap upside the head and an explanation

 

article 482: never say anything about you marefriends flank to a bro-ny unless they mention it first

 

Article 666 of the Brony Code: You will learn to accept the diabeetus you recieve from viewing cute and adorable pony pics. (dang, typing this crap out on a psp takes FOREVER!!!)

 

Article 708: Never fight about whose best pony. It's annoying as hell and it will just end in flame wars.

 

Article 9,001: You are bronily and legally obligated to convert at least ONE (1) person to bronydom after being converted yourself, thus becoming that newbrony's mentor.

 

Article 1,000,000

 

School/work somehow takes preference over My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

 

article 5476234: obey only the just and righteous flanks

 

ARTICLE 389289572045725738: never know what went wrong

 

ONLY THE FIRST PAGE SO FAR, SO GET READY FOR THE OTHER ONES SOON!!! Edited November 4, 2012 by Count Ponydox

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article 482: never say anything about you marefriends flank to a bro-ny unless they mention it first

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Article 34 of the Brony Code: If you hate a hater for hating, then you are a hater yourself.

Edited September 4, 2012 by Like A Boss

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Article 3 of the Brony Code: You only watch it for the "plot".

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article 5476234: obey only the just and righteous flanks

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Article 3 of the Brony Code: You only watch it for the "plot".

 

I reject this code.

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I reject this code.

 

Article 1 of the Brony code, called The Golden :

Uhm, well, but whatever you want to do is fine.

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ARTICLE 389289572045725738: never know what went wrong

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article 20: NEVER make '20% cooler' jokes. they are not funny.

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Article 666 of the Brony Code: You will learn to accept the diabeetus you recieve from viewing cute and adorable pony pics. (dang, typing this crap out on a psp takes FOREVER!!!)

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Article 34

Clopping and rule 34 material is fine.*

 

*As long as you're not forcing other people to look at it.

Edited September 4, 2012 by Vinyl Blade

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Article 1 of the Brony code, called The Golden :

Uhm, well, but whatever you want to do is fine.

 

well, perhaps that would be a better first article... heh "

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Article 42

 

Closet bronies should be respected just as much any other Brony*

 

*This includes cloppers

Edited September 5, 2012 by Vinyl Blade

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article 69: you get the idea

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Article 44: Never, EVER piss Fluttershy off.

 

Ps, if anyone here thinks that an article needs some fine print, feel free to quote it and and what you want.

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article 21: upon meeting discord, troll him as hard as possible

Edited September 5, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

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article 69: you get the idea*

 

*Unless you don't. Then you will get a slap upside the head and an explanation Edited September 5, 2012 by Vinyl Blade

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Article 9,001: You are bronily and legally obligated to convert at least ONE (1) person to bronydom after being converted yourself, thus becoming that newbrony's mentor.

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Article 1,000,000

 

School/work somehow takes preference over My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

 

Article 3

 

You must always return a brohoof*

 

*If you don't, then the party that initiated the brohoof has permission to smack you upside the head

 

Article 0

 

You must follow the Brony code

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Article 708: Never fight about whose best pony. It's annoying as hell and it will just end in flame wars.

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article 9,000: the brony who converted you is your mentor, and you must learn everything brony from them.*

 

*if no one converted you, just watch the dang show and get to brony sites online, you'll do fine.

 

article 29: you will be assimilated into the herd.

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Article 313: Everypony is best pony at some point or another.

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Article 3456789: You must love muffins.

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Article 512: Friendship is magic. No exceptions.

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Article 62436523547: You must read the mandatory Brony material: Cupcakes, Rainbow Factory, and My Little Dashie.