Our family here at the mlpforums (warning: suggestive language)

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

guys, guys.

Plasma had gone and raped me some days ago, and, well...

...i think i might be pregnant because of it.

You too? And AGAIN?

...

Dammit Vis, start wearing protection. Or using your leftover demon powers to sell your children on the black market before they're born.

We already had Luriel, and toothless just became our biological son.

...hold on, we two are ponies and our biological son is a dragon... Bah, makes sense to me.

 

And Ninja, Vus is the dude I quoted. His original name was Viscra Maelstrom, but through changes I won't detail here, he got this new name.

Edited February 4, 2012 by Derth Fader the Ponith

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

guys, guys.

Plasma had gone and raped me some days ago, and, well...

...i think i might be pregnant because of it.

 

also, my stomach has been feeling violently unstable as of late. if it's side-effects of carrying his child, i don't know, but... i'm scared.

 

whatever am i going to do?

 

LIESSSSSSSS LIERSSSS TRAVIS LIES!!! **SUPER SAYIAN MODE** LIESSS

[Ninja Derpy 343]

I don't wanna be his wife! I am new to this small town.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

LIESSSSSSSS LIERSSSS TRAVIS LIES!!! **SUPER SAYIAN MODE** LIESSS

 

don't YOU lie on me, mister! i can magically recreate the events in holographic form for future purposes. don't ask me how, i just can.

[Zacharius The Prosecutor 46]

I smell a court case coming up.*rubs hooves in glee* >:3

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

Viscra is a demon? You're pregnant Toothless is biological son? I HATE YOU! *Cries and runs away*

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

don't YOU lie on me, mister! i can magically recreate the events in holographic form for future purposes. don't ask me how, i just can.

 

LIES! Sure i did rape you but i didn`t get you pregnant!

[Skullbuster 1,906]

Viscra is a demon? You're pregnant Toothless is biological son? I HATE YOU! *Cries and runs away*

 

hey kid, i think this apple here will help you solve your problems

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Alright. I am new to town. I am one of the last Alicorns. I am an orphan, and I am 23 years old. I am looking for a good job.

 

Info

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Name: Cornelius Jalk (Call me CJ)

 

Age: 23

 

Kind: Alicorn

 

Description: I am an orphan Alicorn who was mindlessly wandering until I found this small town. I have dark green eyes, a pure black coat and mane, and I am the same size as Princess Luna. I am strong, fast, and smart. I practice telekinetic magic. And I am a good assassin.

 

What do I do now?

Edited February 5, 2012 by Ninja Derpy

[Skullbuster 1,906]

Alright. I am new to town. I am one of the last Alicorns. I am an orphan, and I am 23 years old. I am looking for a good job.

 

Info

____________________________________________________________________________________________

Name: Cornelius Jalk (Call me CJ)

 

Age: 23

 

Kind: Alicorn

 

Description: I am an orphan Alicorn who was mindlessly wandering until I found this small town. I have dark green eyes, a pure black coat and mane, and I am the same size as Princess Luna. I am strong, fast, and smart. I practice telekinetic magic.

 

you look new here, how about you come over here to my "fruit stand"

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Ok

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

What do I do now?

 

Mmm.... you can be the uncle that misspells the names in the Christmas presents , every family needs one

[Skullbuster 1,906]

as you can see i have a variety of "fruits" available, what would you like?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

I want the legendary shadow fruit please!

[Skullbuster 1,906]

I want the legendary shadow fruit please!

 

well, i dont have anything exotic like that, the most exotic thing i have is a zap apple, but seeing how your new here and probably dont have any money, take this bag of peanuts! free of charge

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Zap Apple? Whats A Zap Apple?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Can I have a pinnapple and a coconut, so I can make a Piña Colada

Edited February 4, 2012 by Pinkazoid

[Skullbuster 1,906]

Zap Apple? Whats A Zap Apple?

 

this is a zap apple! would you like one?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

this is a zap apple! would you like one?

 

I wan't one, along with the coconut and pinnapple

[Skullbuster 1,906]

I wan't one, along with the coconut and pinnapple

 

here ya go, the zap apple is 600 by the way

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

*hands over money*

[Skullbuster 1,906]

guys, guys.

Plasma had gone and raped me some days ago, and, well...

...i think i might be pregnant because of it.

 

also, my stomach has been feeling violently unstable as of late. if it's side-effects of carrying his child, i don't know, but... i'm scared.

 

whatever am i going to do?

 

*takes out large knife*

 

sounds like some needs an abortion!

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Abortion? sewiusly? but me no gonna have sistah or brothah!

[Skullbuster 1,906]

dont worry, ive done this before,several times in fact and most of the time the patient lives

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Why are you gonna abortion my daughter?...