Our family here at the mlpforums (warning: suggestive language)

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

think we should design a family crest or coat-of-arms. Then we burn that crest since it violates all the laws of society and matrimony.

 

And that fire is used to heat the family lovin' room.

 

I think I need more wives

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

I think I need more wives

 

Everyone needs more wives in general. It's like a sausage fest. I could time travel and bring back some "companions" with me.

[Tyger 213]

What it needs is more pussy (cats) and that's me! Rawr!

 

Edited January 10, 2012 by Tyger

[Shankveld 4,949]

I think I need more wives

 

WHAT WAS THAT???!!

/RAGE

[Evilshy 5,090]

Hmm... The drama escalates...

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

I think I need more wives

 

I'll be one of your many wives. But wait, I'm already your great descendent... and your niece. (yes, I've taken the role of female, deal wit it.) Edited January 10, 2012 by Apple Bloom

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

I'll be one of your many wives. But wait, I'm already your great descendent... and your niece. (yes, I've taken the role of female, deal wit it.)

 

Well I would hope Apple Bloom is a female. But maybe that's why she dropped out of the Sisterhooves Social, because's a BOY! =O *conspiracy'd*

 

tl;dr AB is actually a boy but dressed/treated as a girl by the Apple Family

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

Well I would hope Apple Bloom is a female. But maybe that's why she dropped out of the Sisterhooves Social, because's a BOY! =O *conspiracy'd*

 

tl;dr AB is actually a boy but dressed/treated as a girl by the Apple Family

 

But Daaaad! It's bad enough you ran off from Mom and let them do this to me. You don't have to go telling everypony too, it's humiliating! You're the worst father ever!!

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

I'll be one of your many wives. But wait, I'm already your great descendent... and your niece. (yes, I've taken the role of female, deal wit it.)

 

Niece? Distant enough, I'll prepare the wedding.

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

 

WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!! WTF XD

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

But Daaaad! It's bad enough you ran off from Mom and let them do this to me. You don't have to go telling everypony too, it's humiliating! You're the worst father ever!!

 

It's okay son-daughter, I've always wanted a son. Now we can play sports! But before that I need to write a fanfic about AB being born male but growing up female. A commentary on gender roles'd

[AppleShy Sparkle 312]

More females? I'll be RKA's mother then.

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

It's okay son-daughter, I've always wanted a son. Now we can play sports! But before that I need to write a fanfic about AB being born male but growing up female. A commentary on gender roles'd

 

NO! It's too late for that! You've never been here for me. You're always off time traveling. You know what? I think you love that blue box more than you do your own family! I've lived this way this long. Why change just for a deadbeat dad like you? Now give me back my bow!

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

NO! It's too late for that! You've never been here for me. You're always off time traveling. You know what? I think you love that blue box more than you do your own family! I've lived this way this long. Why change just for a deadbeat dad like you? Now give me back my bow!

 

I travel back in time to protect you and your mother! Do you think I risk my life on alien planets or in classic civilizations for fun? I do it for you because you mean the world to me. I wasn't there because I didn't want you to get too attached. When I move on, I don't want to see you sad. I love you son....daughter....whatever you are.

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

I am here to request Marshmallow to be added as my sister.

[Crispy 5,563]

*reads all posts since my last one*

 

...I love the internet.

[Evilshy 5,090]

It's okay AB. I'm a male IRL as well, but Evilshy is very much female

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

I need Pencils as my brother too!

[Marshmallow 1,137]

I am here to request Marshmallow to be added as my sister.

 

hai there big sis :3

 

Edited January 10, 2012 by Marshmallow

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

I travel back in time to protect you and your mother! Do you think I risk my life on alien planets or in classic civilizations for fun? I do it for you because you mean the world to me. I wasn't there because I didn't want you to get too attached. When I move on, I don't want to see you sad. I love you son....daughter....whatever you are.

 

Aww Dad... I didn't know. You never tell me about your work. I... I want to get to know you better. Can you... take me with you sometime?

 

(Who is my mom? )

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Aww Dad... I didn't know. You never tell me about your work. I... I want to get to know you better. Can you... take me with you sometime?

 

(Who is my mom? )

 

Sure, kiddo. We can go get ice cream on New Earth! After we go back to visit Queen Victoria of course.

 

As for your mother, well she got trapped in an alternate universe and can never come back. Her name is Rose. Before she had to leave, we had a surrogate conceive you...Applejack. We named you Bloom because you remind me of Rose, how a rose flower blooms. As for the Apple part, well, that's self-explanatory I suppose.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I wanna get married. All this killing and casual sex, while awesome, has left a void in my life that only a spouse and children can fill.

I think Luriel is single, I've been looking for a good partner for him.

Hey son, whaddya think about a submissive assassin for a wife?

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Shank, you and I need to discipline our children.

They must be Raritians.

[Street Comedy 327]

So... I got it, I was orginally Trixie's and Toms's son, who turned out to be a dog, thus LRP adopted me because he always wanted a dog/gir.

 

So... I basically switch between the two parts of the tree.

[Evilshy 5,090]

So... I got it, I was orginally Trixie's and Toms's son, who turned out to be a dog, thus LRP adopted me because he always wanted a dog/gir.

 

So... I basically switch between the two parts of the tree.

 

You think that's weird? Just wait till you start having kids. What will they be? Tom and Trixie's grandchildren, or LRP's puppies that can be given away or sold?