You can go to equestria but there is a price attached

[Lightbulb 170]

1. You would have to live in los pegasus and never go to ponyville or canterlot

You would have to agree to not bother the mane 6 or the princesses

You would have to marry twilight sparkle

You would have to marry rainbow dash

You would have to marry the great and powerful trixie

These are the options that are unnacceptable, Marriage is out of the question, you cannot tell me that a human being should marry, even if sentient, another being that is not human. I would agree to my second displayed option in this comment, if i would be allowed to concern them with matters that are important, or simply borrowing a book from one of the librarys, and needing consent of one of said ponies to do so. Or doing tasks for them.

 

The ones i've selected, Honestly, you gave us the options to do whatever the hell we wanted basically. And besides, if purification kills me, i'll be happy i've seen some of the ponies i've wanted to see for years.

 

[honk friend 1,978]

i'd rather not marry a horse or be obligated to work for a horse god

purification means nothing since i'm already a submissive lump

i guess i'll help fluttershy

Edited November 20, 2015 by Kitty~

[KatonRyu 1,033]

Being purified by the Elements sounds like a good thing, really. Although I honestly don't know what they'd do to me. Sarcasm and cynicism are both fine in Equestria, so what could the Elements possibly change in me?

[Sekr Gray 520]

I would love to be a guard pony, so I doubt I would mind even five years service. As for spending time with those historians, I better get to ask questions back. So much knowledge I can learn

[Hocus Pocus 636]

Anything but marriage, really.

 

Since I'm asexual and don't romantically love anypony, the butchering of the concept of love by forced marriage (not only mine, but anypony else's too), I believe, is something Equestria would be against.

 

And is staying in Los Pegasus really so bad? I'm surprised so many people are saying that's one of the worst options. I mean, from the sounds of the thread, the scenario is any ONE of the things on the list, not a combination of whatever you chose.  if you don't choose that one, your options are essentially stay on earth, or just stay out of Ponyville and Canterlot... It's like saying "I'll only go to Equestria if I can visit those two cities, otherwise it wouldn't be worth it."

Edited November 22, 2015 by Hocus Pocus

[baltosaa 86]

Answering questions about earth doesn't seem so bad, I'd be okay with that.

 

But doing whatever Celestia/Luna ask me to seems fine, too.

 

So any one of those two/three.

[LunaDream 331]

I would choose " answering questions about the earth with Equestria historians". This actually seemed really interesting, I would like to hear what pony historians have to say. Also, the topic of the history of the world and Equestria seems really intriguing.

[Tankulis 29]

Serve in the Guard and do what I can. 

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

I don't mind marrying Rainbow Dash. As long as she isn't a jerk about it...

[Rainbowdash_82 404]

Woah, marrying rainbow dash? It's that easy??? Hells yea then I would go for it, anything for rainbow dashie !! And also I would let myself get purified by the elements of harmony because if I wouldn't then I would be cursing all the time and ponies would know bad words and the respecting and kind environment would be gone.

[Broken Gear 29]

Honestly, most of these aren't that bad.

Here are my picks though:

Being a guard might be boring at worst. Anything Luna/Celestia asks for? Neither of them seems too sadistic so I think I'll be good. Swearing oath? Okay. Not bothering mane 6 or princesses? Whatever. Helping Fluttershy? I love animals. Everfree Forest? ADVENTURE! Being purified might kill me but if it doesn't it seems as least harmful.

[Br O N Y 382]

Hmm... I choose the very dangerous task in the Everfree Forest, since it is a show for children, I can't possibly die a bloody and horrible death...right?  

[Echo Narcissa 73]

Again, I will post mine.

 

1. Marrying Trixie or Twilight wouldn't be such a bad thing for me at all what so ever just as long as it works between one of them.
2. Doing a very dangerous task in the Everfree Forest wouldn't sound so bad, or it will sound bad, but in a good way because I get to go on super cool and hopefully super violent adventure if it's as dangerous as you said it is.
3. I don't think it'll be too bad with the Equestrian historians telling them everything about Earth especially, the bad and downs sides of Earth, so they know how horrible it is there.
4. Of course I would do anything and everything in my ability and any new ability I learn in Equestria to protect Equestria from dangers.
5. Doing things that Celestia and Luna want me to do don't sound at all too horrible. Hell, I even hope it leads down to a Conversion Bureau thing where FiM Ponies go to war against human beings.
6. Pinkie wouldn't be a total pain at all what so ever, so I would love to be her assistant.

I would have one busy ass life for while when I get there.

[Willow 1,008]

I would love to help Fluttershy, since she's obviously my favorite, and I love animals 

 

Doing anything the princesses say doesn't seem too bad; I'd choose Luna as well.

 

It doesn't seem too bad being a guard pony.

 

I could marry Twilight, but not RD. Sports really ain't my thing.

[EquestriaGuy 1,074]

The real test is if you selected the option to never go to ponyville or canterlot. If your willingness is predicated on interacting with specific ponies, you probably wouldn't fit in or enjoy it anyways.

[Snake 516]

I would HAVE to Marry Twilight?! SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE TO ME.

Though honestly I would probably do anything to go to Equestria.
The only thing I wouldn't be too fond of is Serving Prince Blueblood.

Edited December 9, 2015 by Snake

[Izanagi 176]

I' choose to marry Twilight, because then i can pick up flash. gently place him in a tea party.

[ChikaChan 7,323]

I would rather be Pinkie Pie assistant xD

[Rainbow Cloud 17,849]

I said I would; serve 2 years as a guard pony, marry Twilight Sparkle, marry Rainbow Dash, swear an oath to protect Equestria or be purified by the elements of harmony.

 

Two years as a guard pony doesn't sound too bad though five would be too much,  I think I could cope with marrying Twi or RD though not Trixie, I wouldn't mind swearing an oath to protect Equestria and purification by the elements of harmony doesn't sound that bad, it may even help me to become a better person/pony.

[SunflowerPrincess 345]

I would be fine if I had to spend 5 years helping Fluttershy with her animals. I mean, I love animals and Fluttershy is adorable!

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Well, lets see...

 

Serving as a guard would be fine. For me, atleast. I'd get some training, and get to look cool and defend citizens

 

Swearing an oath to do the Royal Sisters bidding is alright, seeing as I basically "Worship"(Not really) them already. Mayhaps it would be even a bit of fun.

 

Agreeing not to bother the Mane characters is fine. I'd still get to see them, perhaps even do basic interractions with them, in the form of trading or the like. I still can become friends with other characters, such as Derpy, Time Turner, Roseluck, Carrot Top and the likes, so its all fine.

 

Serving as The Pink Ones assistant. Yes. No need to elaborate. Just yes.

 

Aaaand going into the Everfree to do something dangerous. Sure, I'm a fan of certain danger and possible doom, so why not! I'd like to give adventures a try anyway.

[DANUTERCISD 204]

a bunch of things to do, i would do a lot of things if it meant being in equestria, and being married to rainbow dash, makes me, 20% cooler

[redshell 195]

You would have to serve 5 years as a guard pony, You would have to marry rainbow dash, You would have to swear an oath to protect Equestria, You would have to spend 2 years with equestria's historians answering any questions asked about earth, You would have to be purified by the elements of harmony first, You would have to do a very dangerous task in the Everfree Forest, and You would have to spend 5 years as Prince Blueblood's assistant(just to get close to him to assassinat his ass)

[Cherry Palette 81]

I'd be more than happy to answer any questions about Earth. If Celestia wanted to know something, be it in the interest of Equestrian national security or her own personal interest, I've got no problem talking about it.

[Altastrofae 933]

First two are just stupid so no. I don't want to marry anyone I'm 13. I would already do anything the princesses told me so that's not a problem. Of course I'm gonna protect Equestria, I gots a friggin warrior's heart, bro. Of course I'm gonna bother the main six everyone finds me extremely annoying so... yah that'll be a problem. Helping Fluttershy would be cool. I love animals (and sharp things). The whole historian thing would be cool. I'd be like Earths guru. I'd already ask to be Pinkies apprentice anyways. You don't have to force it. Don't know Prince BlueMoon but he's gonna have to answer to me because my OCs BloodMoon. Also I wouldn't mind the purification if it took out all these negative energys here on Earth.