Bad Reincarnation

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Sad news, you have died tragically of a paper cut. You then end up in a strange white place, with Buddha and a large spinning wheel.

 

You ask were you are confused only for Buddha to say

 

"You are in Purgatory. Spin the wheel of Reincarnation!"

 

Tell us which one you hope you land on, and then tell us how you feel when you land on the one you didn't see coming, and know you won't like!

 

Cause you will land on something that you won’t see coming, and you’re not gonna like it!

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

Heavy Metal Singer

 

Weasel

 

Peasant Farmer

 

Huggytime Bear

 

Keira Knightley's Underwear

 

World Leader

 

Inanimate Rock

 

Sports Car

 

A Foot

 

Sucicidal Manic

 

Pelican

 

Polygamist

 

Big Time Loser

 

Sex Goddess

 

Rock, Paper or Scissors

 

Keg of Beer

[Party Cannon 874]

Oh boy I hope I am Keira Knightley's Underwear!

 

(Spin. tick tick tick ti-ck)

 

Damn it I am a Keg of beer. Now horrible frat dude will roll me of their raised truck and stick a hose in me. KILL! ME!

Edited December 19, 2012 by Party Cannon

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Huggytime Bear

 

(Spin. tick tick tick ti-ck)

 

A ROCK?!

A rock.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

"Oh boy! I hope I land on Heavy Metal Singer!"

 

(Spin. tick tick tick ti-ck)

 

"Sports Car?"

 

"Oh God! I belong to total douchebag who only listens to Lady Gaga! Why God!? Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy"

[The Awesome One 1,314]

"Nah, I'm totally gonna get something awesome!"

 

*spin around, spin around, spin around*

 

Suicidal Maniac.....*grab pistol* *put to head*

Edited December 21, 2012 by The Awesome One

[PoisonClaw 8,153]

"Oh, I hope I get Polygamist!"

 

(Spin. tick tick tick ti-ck)

 

"...World Leader? Oh, this is gonna suuuuuccccckkkk!" 

Edited December 21, 2012 by PoisonClaw