What would you do if you were locked in a room with your favorite pony?

[Loriem 639]

Starve to death, but i would not go canab-wait, carnivorous on cute little Fluttershy, or any of them, I would feel too guilty eating something that could comunicate with me.

 

But, unless the door came, unstuck, I would starve to death.

[ReGen 1,466]

Locked in a room with Octavia!?

 

 

Tee heee... That would actually be awesome...

 

I'd guess we'd throw a little concert.... Me on drums, Octavia on Cello... That'd be epic.

[Retro*Derpy 3,185]

Well if I was stuck with Derpy or any other pony for that matter I would probably just talk about a way to get out of the room, Maybe ask Derpy how life is going in the process? Though it would probably just be a long awkward silence.

Edited November 26, 2012 by Retro_Derpy

[SonicBreak 3]

If I was contained in a room with derpy... I guess we would play some Morrowind and derp together. But if she felt like eating muffins... Im down with that.

Edited November 25, 2012 by SonicBreak

[Riclo 160]

If I was trapped in a room with Rainbow Dash? I cannot describe it with words. Alright maybe I can.

 

I would be overwhelmed by an explosion of epicness that would flood me in a sea of awesome.

 

Setting that aside, all I would want to do is a mix of cuddling, hugging, and being close to each other. Although in reality, I'd probably be a little freaked out. And Rainbow would be over-active, trying to break out of the room. After maybe about half an hour, she would probably stop. Then we'd probably try to get out, all the while me trying to hold back the urge to jump out and hug her, as that would most likely freak her out.

 

Assuming we can't get out of the room, we'd probably just talk for awhile. And wait for someone to get us out. Eventually we'll get tired, and then I'll finally get to cuddle with her to sleep (As trust should've been built up by now.). Which, that would be if not the best experience I would ever have in my life.

 

Upon waking up, we would probably begin to feel the effects of dehydration, and starvation, which reminds me of someone's comment.

 

if i was locked in the room long enough to the point of starving to death then i'm resorting to horse meat no questions asked

 

I would never, ever, EVER do anything like that to Rainbow Dash. I don't care how starving I am. I would much rather die a torturous death, then ever do anything like that to Dashie D: My only problem would probably be what she does though. :/

 

Anyway, continuing on. We would wake up, and begin feeling those effects. The first thing we would do is try to figure out how to get out of the room again. Assuming, yet again we fail, we stop after what would seem like a few hours. By then we would probably just wait and hope someone finds us. At this point the effects would probably have gotten worse, and I've dealt with dehydration. Not a fun thing. :/

 

The rest of time would most likely be spent close to each other, maybe even embracing each other, waiting for someone to find us. There might be a conversation, but our throats would most likely be dry and irritated by now, so it would be pretty silent. We might even begin to doubt if anyone would find us.

 

Continuing on, we would probably just wait more, and more. We would eventually get tired again, and fall asleep close to each other again. Upon waking up, the effects of starvation and dehydration would be heavy. Being it's been...two days? I'm pretty sure only a week without any water one dies. Overall, we would feel like shit. We might even try to find a way out, although if we hadn't before, I doubt we would find anything.

 

The rest of the time would probably be spent, with us being close to each other, embracing and cuddling with each other, hoping someone would find us. There might even be a few small conversations, and possible confessions by now. So we would probably just continue waiting. Depending on what happens, we'll either die, or someone will find us and we'll survive, as new-found best friends.

 

If no one were to find us, I wouldn't mind dieing next to Rainbow. As long as I'm with her, I'd be as happy as I ever would be.

 

If someone were to find us, I wouldn't know what would happen. Depending on where we are, will decide what happens, which I'm not sure of what I would do.

___

That's what I would do.

 

EDIT: Holy crap that post is huge. lol

Edited November 25, 2012 by Riclo

[DoctorWhovian1902 596]

If I was locked in a room with Fluttershy, first I'd probably bang on the door and order whoever locked us in there in the first place to let us out, I'm assuming to no avail.

 

Then I'd probably try to communicate with her, she'd probably be hesitant at first, but, considering we share a lot in common, I can imagine we'd become good friends.

 

She'd probably get more comfortable and eventually we'd be sitting next to each other, having discussions to pass the time, and, if she let me, I'd pet her mane a bit (I've always wanted to do that).

 

If we were locked up to the point of starvation, I don't know if I could bring myself to kill her (especially after we became such good friends). I don't know if I could eat her either, whether she died by me or her starving to death. I just have a sensitive heart...and stomach.

[MLP Dazzleglow 56]

If i was locked in a room with Rarity and Princess Luna i would be released with lots of new cloths...I mean come on, i cant waste that opportunity. I would also try and get some personal issues off my chest, what better time than to have a therapy session

[Rolls Royce 606]

Well, I'm brain dead on what I'd do with Rarity, so I'll just use my favorite background pony.  If I was stuck in a room with Octavia, a cello / drum set jam session would break out, and I'd try and convince her to play Iron Maiden's Run To The Hills.  But, hugs will be the first thing.

[SørenWolf 227]

locked in with Vinyl? Id ask her to bust out some beats, set up a video camera then get my dance on. Oh, and pictures, lots of pictures with me an vinyl. that is what I would do.

[UJn92kwC 108]

Me and fluttershy would do the same thing.... Stare at each other awkwardly until one of says something or goes crazy. Yup. That would be the best time if my life. This might sound weird from a guy, but. I <3 fluttershy

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

Rainbow Dash and I would probably have a long discussion about everything flight related. I'd ask her all kinds of questions about what it's like to be a pegasus and what it's like to fly with your own set of wings. I'd tell her all about what human aviation is like and the many types of flying machines we create. I'd show her some videos if I had a computer with me.

 

Better yet, it would be even cooler if the room we were locked in was a hanger.

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Well, I would try and find a way out first, but if that was in vain I would just accept it.

 

I'm pretty sure Rainbow Dash and I would get along quite well, as she reminds me of a few of my friends :3

[FlareChaser0096 142]

I have a tie for my favorite.

Twilight Sparkle- I'd ask her to share her knowledge and study tips so I can ace everything ever and do amazing on the upcoming SAT. Yeah, nerd. And I'd have her show me some magic

Fluttershy- hug her like there's no tomorrow!!! and chat about animals and fluffy things in general. 

[XrosOver 613]

I would try and understand the mind of Pinkie Pie. Afterwards I would try not to lose my sanity after she expains the origins of the universe to me. If in the case my sanity is lost, I would get a hug from her and everything would be all better.

[CaptainLuna 50]

locked in a room with luna well first it would be hug time but then i would like to learn about equstria before she was banished to the moon also i wouldn't mind if she did the royal canterlot speaking voice

[Shanks 10,816]

For me it is a two way tie between Luna and Applejack and I think in both cases we would have an interesting conversation. I would ask Luna why she rebelled against her sister and what Equestria was like 1000 years ago, I would probably talk with Applejack about family and work and whatever else I could think of.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Stuck in a room with Rainbow Dash...

*Combs hair, says something smooth, makes way over to her, music plays, lights dim, scene is set, begins to..........hug and chillax.*

You thought I was gonna do that!? you dirty minded readers.

[Page Turner 607]

Woohoo! Pinkie Pie Locked Room Party! the sounds of all the fun we are having will surely attract somepony's attention eventually. if not... who really cares?

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

(Lol everyone  with Twilight could just teleport out of the room.)

 

Anyway if it were to be Applejack then i guess we would just talk. I'd get a pretty nice lesson in apples. Then Fluttershy....oh god  just being in her presence would cause me to hyperventilate and probably faint. Spike would also be an excellent person to get locked in a room with (to me that is).  

[Lost Profile 644]

Rule 34 baby!!

 

Must I keep it clean?

"Very well then, Be that way"

 

Idk... First I'd be stoked that I'm in a room with a pony!

2nd wtf... I'm locked in a room

 

3rd I guess I'd start up a conversation

[Circadian 1,273]

I'd ask Pinkie Pie what it feels like to be a fictional character, to which she'd reply:

 

"I don't know, you tell me silly!"

 

My brain would explode from the implications, and then we'd start the most epic chain of puns the world has never seen.

[alexdehooves 28]

beeing locked up with the Staremaster Fluttershy , i think a staring contest would be great and after i surrender due to her Stare powers of certain doom we would listen to some pink floyd (Meddle) while discussing the beauty of mother nature (without smooking weed) 

[Brook 663]

Stuck in a room with Sweetie Belle?

It would probably kind of awkward considering she'll only reach my shins, but I guess if there's a chair or two that's not an issue. I would ask her what it's like to be a crusader and more questions about cutie marks; Such as what do you think your mark will look like, what do you wish it would be, what do you think the other crusaders' marks would be, stuff like that.

[RDashFan85 46]

If I'd get stuck in a closet with either Rainbow Dash or Apple Jack or both we'd try and figure a way out of the closet. After we where done talking and get to know each other first.

[PinkiePai 181]

Colgate can levitate a huge toothbrush and turn back time. Enough said. We could chat for a while and just get out of there when we wanted to. A. Giant. Toothbrush. That way the conversation would only be as awkward as it would before I said " get us the buck out of here".

 

As for the 4chan part... Do you really think a pony is just going to stand there and let you molest them? Lol. Don't even try.