The person above you is the final boss in your video game. How do you defeat him

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

throws 4 ban hammers

[Hierok 11,831]

Try to open the windows. 

[Leave a Whisper 703]

Black Mage Powers Blizzaga 3

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Use AVGN's creative profanities to beat everyone down to the ground.

[Number62 1,258]

Give him a snazzier helmet.

[Guest]

"You won't hear the full ten-count-"

Edited August 18, 2017 by Guest

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

Throw a Master Ball at you.

[Tao 7,763]

/ducks/   I will sweet you into trusting me than!  BAM!

[Hierok 11,831]

Stare at him.

[Amys-pmvs 432]

Duh defeat them with the rainbow of death

17 hours ago, ZethaPonderer said:

Use AVGN's creative profanities to beat everyone down to the ground.

Yes like carmens cursing lightning powers from the south park movie

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

59 minutes ago, Amys-pmvs said:

Yes like cartmens cursing lightning powers from the south park movie

Pretty much. Also, flipping them The Bird while shoving it up The Final Boss' *NSFW soo censored* to defeat it.

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,462]

Jumping two times on head so the helmet falls of, then a third time to beat.

[Hierok 11,831]

Say you don't like the colour blue. :3

[OmbreInks 52]

I get out my enchanted light arrows, and shoot each and every eye (always works)! When you start thrashing I'll run up and swing my blade like my life depends on it! 

[Denim&Venöm 18,982]

Puts you in the camel clutch. Breaks your back. Makes you humble.

[Hierok 11,831]

Get an eraser and erase you. :3

Edited August 21, 2017 by Hierok

[Windchime 184]

Throw a torch at the venomous jeans while making an effort not to touch said jeans.

Assume a ninja pose, whereupon my four attackers naturally only attack one at a time.

Edited August 21, 2017 by Windchime
Ninja'd

[Ginger Ale 723]

A wind machine that can prevent my flying oh no! Terrible! Gg.

[Lightwing 12,970]

Through an extremely convoluted method that is so difficult and long and... what is this? *moves a fishing rod around your head and you are defeated*  

[Guest]

Call the PETA and tell them that @Lightwing has a private petting zoo.

Edited August 21, 2017 by Guest

[Tao 7,763]

I use to my blood and dark magic to summon a being of pure evil to defeat them:

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

teleported you to other world

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

With tickles !

[BepisFox 2]

e a s i l y

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,440]

With a STONE COLD STUNNER!

What?