The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jon the VGNerd 864]

Granted, you are now encased in a statue for a millenia.

 

I wish to attempt to divide any number by zero.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, the internet kills you.

 

I wish I had a tornado tracker...

[Pony Joe 583]

Sure thing.  You can track any tornado you're currently in.

 

I wish the fact that e^(πi)=-1 made sense.

Edited January 24, 2013 by Pony Joe

[Lightning Dasher 149]

Granted, but you still don't understand it.

 

I wish I could summon Rainbow Dash just to perform Sonic Rainbooms whenever I wanted.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Granted but you die from being to close to the Sonic Rainboom


I wish everyones wishes came true except this one

[Lightning Dasher 149]

It was worth dieing for.

 

Granted, but your wish did come true as well as everyone elses, with which, someone wished you could never see ponies again for the rest of your life. Tough break, but thanks.

 

I wish that when I bucked trees, they wouldn't just fall out of the tree, but rain from the sky.

[StormzInvader 127]

Granted, you fell from both the tree and the sky.

 

I wish I can get a cheeseburger from McDonalds.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, however it isn't in a bun.

 

 

I wish for a metric ton of glacé cherries.

[Jon the VGNerd 864]

Granted, except they contain high levels of sugar and you end up ina  mass sugar rush frenzy before passing out.

 

I wish to build a fort to deter Creepers.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, my army of Ghasts and blazes destroys your fort (thanks vechs!)

 

I wish I had no homework right now...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now you don't know what to do, so someone corrupts your wishes and you die from boredom.

 

I wish my my tap water wasn't so bucking nasty.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Granted, it tastes normal but you all of a sudden hate water.

I wish I got a high quality Rainbow Dash plushie that's immune from corrupted wishes

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted but your house burns down, taking the plushie with it...

 

I wish Megaupload didn't take so much bucking upload bandwidth...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, it now takes 50% MOAR! And I give you diabetus.

 

I wish I could lose 30 lbs.

Edited January 25, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, MOAR diabeetus

 

I wish diabeetus wasn't like diabetes...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the diabeetus guy from youtube forgets to take down his video, and they become the same thing again.

 

I wish it was easier to break the laws of physics.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but physics says no... and obliterates everything within about 20 miles of you.

 

I wish physics would say yes.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, they say "yes" when I ask them to go buck themselves.

 

I wish physics would stop bucking themselves, it's starting to smell.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, they start bucking YOU...

 

I wish we could get off of THAT topic..

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, while physics are getting off with a street sign we get off the topic. Now we shall have a gentlemanly dull conversation about politics.

 

I wish I was the first to realize that a black president was being inaugurated on Martin Luther King Jr. Day so I could rub it in everypony's face.

[Bari 7,023]

You are now 50 feet tall.

 

I wish everyone would join the ~Fruity~ Legion.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's overthrown.

 

iWish the news of SC4 would spread all the way here.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the second person to realise beats you to the rubbing-in-people's-faces part.

 

 

I wish that I was brave enough to try this:  https://docs.google.com/document/d/135UFEsaCEgWuQ3w0-KMb_f8BEFac26bPrJx2HCpeTrA/edit?pli=1#

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you magically turn into discord due to one of the binaural beats being messed up.

 

I wish I wasn't stupid enough to misread it as "pr0n hypnosis"

Edited January 25, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[xremeidiot 32]

Granted. It's all the bad reviews. (I know, I know, Sim City 4? Come on... You never know some people might hate SimCity)

 

I wish I was eating a very, VERY disgusting candy.