The Corrupted Wish Game

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but now you do nothing at all.

 

I wish the Wii-U didn't had a crappy launch.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but the Wii-U was poorly made.

I wish there were OVER 9000 posts in this forum.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but it destroyed the internet in the progress.

 

I wish people stopped hating Diamond Tiara.

[Silverhoof 2,840]

Granted but now they hate Rainbow Dash.

 

I wish Muffin Thief was cured of his nefarious thieving ways.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but he still wants to take over the world.

 

MT wishes for an actual army.*

 

 

*Must not include any wheels.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they're all immensely incompetent.

 

 

 

I wish to be in New Zealand.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but the flight cost too high thanks to Microsoft Sam (A text-to-speech guy) creating a rocket ship to Thunderbirds101 TV studios in space.

I wish that this wouldn't have happened to the last person who made this wish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but your vagueness causes the universe to implode.

 

 

I wish to have more time off.

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted, but your time at work is grueling and involves you getting raped twice every time.

 

I wish what I just said wasn't so gross.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Before you can write that post, time traveling commandos grab you and pummel you something brutal, leaving you a broken, bloody and maimed wreak who can never eat solid food again, let alone write such stuff.

I wish my shoulder didn't ache so much.

Edited April 1, 2013 by Midnight Seeker

[Miles Rarity Edgeworth 76]

Granted now your knee aches.

 

I wish alot of my friends from the forums about a year ago were all still here

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, they're also yoloswagfags now.

 

I wish I could sleep tonight without extremely annoying dreams and waking up midnight all angry.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but while you're sleeping, you get robbed, and are too busy sleeping to notice...

 

I wish that everyone at least TRIED to use proper grammar.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but people posting in future will reponse like this "RED DE 4 SUM FUUUUUN?!!11!!one!!11"

I wish that Billy Mays controlled iPhones

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted, but since he's dead none are working.

 

I wish I had moves like Jagger.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You spend the rest of your life trapped in a Dancing in the Street music video. Never allowed to a moment of peace. Just forever dancing along side David Bowie and feeling constant sexual tension that you can never act on.
And when I said the rest of your life, I meant for eternity.

This is what you get for a Maroon 5 reference!


I wish  my right hand's palm would stop getting so dry. It's really annoying.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, now your knees are dry.

I wish that Derpy released Episode 3 if it has been "Worth the wait" by Gaben.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but Episode 3 is rushed to launch and is universally panned by critics.

 

 

 

I wish that I was better at doing Texan accents.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted but they developed a new accent as soon as you learn the old one.

 

I wish i knew Pinkies RL human double (Personality wise (I mean seriously who wouldn't take the oppertunity to meet her and really exhaust every one and piss them off) She's as funny as hell and fun!) 

WE COULD GO OFF AND WRITE A WHOLE FEKING MUSICAL ABOUT: ants and cupcakes and dogs and biscuits and dogs riding ants while eating biscuits on the WAY TO A PARTY!!!!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but things get socially awkward and you're asked to go home from her party.

I wish I fart sonic rainbooms.

Edited April 4, 2013 by ~ChaoticDerpy~

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you now have no control over when they happen, they are really loud, and they blast you off into space.

 

 

I wish that I didn't wish this.

Edited April 4, 2013 by stainesbrony

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, however the blast radius of the your smelly rainboom farts is a few miles. 

 

I wish I was better at making Cosplay costumes.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted you become so good that the church burns you for witch-craft  and turning people to half animal or cartoon.

 

I wish for a time paradox where all of the wishes previously made by everyone where not corrupted  

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but Celestia bans you for using magic that powerful.

I wish I could fart double sonic rainbooms.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but the sonic waves infected the ears of everyone in the blast radius, now they are deaf, and have ear mushrooms.

 

I wish I had some chocolate NAO. AND ATLEAST 70% COCOA.