The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it's invisible. 

I wish I can have more time for myself.

Edited September 25, 2017 by TBD

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but now you have so many time for yourself that you don't know what to do any more.

I wish you could get of that mask...!

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but underneath I'm actually a medusa and i turned you into stone. 

I wish you could stop making that face, you're not a model! xp

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you will never see that face again. But you get to see this instead...

Spoiler

I wish that Rachnera gets to live with me, and be my waifu. :3

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted but you end up dying in a web

I wish @VenoM_LP-4 Would stop trying so hard :3

 

[TBD 17,254]

 

 

Granted but now you'll have to do all the hard work for
@VenoM_LP-4

I wished my stupid boss find that check for me, I need the money!

[Guest]

He does, but doesn't give it to you.

I wish I had more coffee.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you get a cup of coffee beans instead of the liquid. o3o

I wish to take the ice cream away from Wonder Woman and eat it without any problems. :3

 

Edited September 26, 2017 by VenoM_LP-4

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you took her ice cream..but not granted for the part about being a probelm....One does not simply take a ice cream away from wonder woman....

 

I wish I can someday meet Gal Gadot in person, i'm in love.

[Guest]

You do, but she calls you a creepy stalker and has you put in jail.

I wish I'd remembered to bring my book to work with me.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you forget you have work.

I wish I would not forget to look for a job.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted, you remember, but you decide to spend your time posting on the forums instead  

I wish I got paid more at my job.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but your boss paid the extra with fake moneys

I wished my life would be more interesting than just having to go to college.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up becoming a powerful missionary in a foreign and remote island.

:3

I wish I had the money to get a different car

 

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted! You find a cheap car for very little money!... that turns out to be stolen. And the previous owner wants it back. Quickly & violently.

 

   I wish I knew why the video games I keep playing keep winding up in unplayable difficulties where I can no longer advance or have fun at it. ...Ah wish ah could quit youuu...

[Asdfjkl123 56]

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Edited March 6, 2018 by Asdfjkl123

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you become real-life sleeping beauty...except there's will be no one to save you from a deep slumber..*cough..I was talking about  having a coma.

I wish I know what to write for my religion research paper. 

Edited September 28, 2017 by TBD

[Ra1nbowCrasH 272]

You know what to write, but its in kaiku form.

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, you can now shapeshift into an alternate version of yourself which is one inch shorter and has bigger ears.

I wish I'd picked a simpler costume idea for Comic Con next year.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you will be cos-playing as Tarzan because all he had on is a loincloth.

I wish I know what to dress up as for Halloween.

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up dressing as a fancy fairy princess :V

I wish I had people to spend holidays with =w=

 

[Driz 1,552]

*poof* Your wish is now granted! 

You'll be spending your holidays with five brand new strangers to befriend:
> an overweight man who snores so loud the windows rumble (and also happens to be an incredibly heavy sleeper);
> a newly-wed couple that loves to loudly discuss their relationship at 6 AM every day;
> a balding man who won't stop nagging about his wife, his mother, his sisters, his boss and his dog;
> his seven-years-old son who will persist in asking to use your computer in order to play Minecraft.

Enjoy your holidays, Mr. Gobo! 

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I wish my senpai would notice me~

Edited September 30, 2017 by Driz
grammer flub

[Lonk Chase 255]

Ok, your senpai now does notice you...

You just don't know it because your senpai stalks you.

Have fun. 

I wish wishes didn't exist.

[Driz 1,552]

Your non-wishing wish is granted and not-granted at the same time!

You created an eternal paradox, breaking the laws of the universe and forming a black hole that engulfed the Earth. Now everyone is dead and even if someone was alive, they couldn't even wish for everything to be back to normal.

Hope you're happy with yourself. 

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I wish I could play with puppies all day! 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you became allergic to their fur.
I wish I could win the lottery