The Corrupted Wish Game

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you finish all the assignments flawlessly, however, when you get to class, you always forget to pass them and thus you fail the school year and don't graduate. o3o

I wish to be the best chef than Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted, but you are only the best according to yourself

I wish I could draw faster... and have the picture still look good!

Edited October 8, 2017 by SparklingSwirls

[Lightwing 12,973]

Welp, you asked for it, and you get it! ..But here is the thing, you can only draw woonas like this one  and nothing more~!

Now, how about a potato? I want a potato.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted, because you didn't wish for one.
Granted, but then the potato becomes sentient and takes over the base.
-tf2coughcough-

 

I wish I could play slime rancher in real life =w=

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but you die from slime asphyxiation.

I wish for cornfleks.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you over-saturate with sugar.
D:
 

I wish I had a sammich to fend off the other slimes o3o

 

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but they eat it all within a minute and start harassing you again.

I wish for a glorious spacelord suit

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's Starlord's and he comes looking for it o3o

I wish I could be a superhero

=w=

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, you're now Arm-Fall-Off Boy.

Yes, that is an actual DC superhero.

 

I wish for a paper plane.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted, but It will burn on takeoff.

I wish for Outkast to reunite.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, they reunite but instead of making hip-hop music, they make pop music ala Britney, or even 1D. o3o

I wish for someone to pay my electric bill. o3o

[TBD 17,254]

Granted  but they only pay a penny for it.

I wish I could try some of these Active charcoal ice cream! 

 

[Widdershins 9,960]

 Granted, you get miner's black lung. A fun way to catch it, but nevertheless!

   Wish I could breathe more reliably out of all my face-holes. Would kinda, probably, make all the sleeping work a bit better for me, lol!

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted, but you are at more risk of congestion

I wish for memes. Good ones. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but the memes don't work o3o
 

I wish for work that memes

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you're fired !

...ahlalala... I wish yopu could work for me so I could fire you when I want ! YOU'RE FIRED !

[TBD 17,254]

Granted he is now working with you but he was hired as a big boss thus he fired you before you could even fired him.

I wish I can get this boring paper done.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you get a bad grade now !
Wish I was not in school anymore

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted, but you'll have to teach

I wish for good music

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but your speaker are dead.
I wish for a new bike

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but within the first minute of riding it you ride over a thumb tack.

I wish to live in the Equestrian World 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but then you are not best pony

I want to play hockey again.

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted but you have lost all skill, and will never regain it.

I wish I had Telepathy

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, you can now hear what everyone is the world is thinking, all the time, and there is no way to turn the volume down.

I wish my kettle was within arm's reach.

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but you could never turn it on.

I wish I had another Energy Drink