The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but he hates your guts.

I wish to fly a plane.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but it crashes!

I wish I would be a little more popular...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now you have so many people trying to contact and be friends with you that you end up with anxiety attacks o3o

I wish I could split into several smaller iterations of myself o3o

 

[RDDash 19,187]

Granted, but one of you is lost and never found.

I wish I was a pilot

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Granted but you must live on a plane for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a cuddly Rainbow Dash plush

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but it’s got the features of the infamous “Lyra Plushie”

 

I wish i can go to High Roller Pony Con this summer in Las Vegas. 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but you lose your ticket and can't get access to it.

I wish there's some clouds up in the sky at where I live.

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they dissappear within 5 minutes so enjoy it while you can dood.

I wish I had every Movie on DVD

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but now you're in the 70s, long before DVD players will exist.

 

I wish for more time in a day.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but its more night hours!

I wish for some good friends when I get to my new house.

(Im very shy irl ;-;)

[kaiser5578 340]

Granted, but they are nudist who don't shower

I wish my family's nobility was still valid

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you're deposed and exiled to America D:

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Error 404: @The_Gobo's wish not found

Well here's my wish-

I wish I could be the ruler of Soviet Russia! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
But it's on the verge of collapse!

I wish I had remembered to wish last time, given how many times I've called others out on that very thing ^^:

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Granted, but your post glitches out and it posts the same post ten times! 

I wish I could just get paid by sitting around and doing nothing 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted~! You get one penny per day! 

I wish that I didn't have to corrupt wishes anymore. 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Granted, but this wish is corrupted, rendering it null 

I wish I could have my grandpa's Thunderbird 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted! Your grandfather's pet bird hears a thunderclap! 

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish for you to corrupt. 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Granted, but you end end up in the matrix because these wishes are paradoxes of themselves thus breaking the simulation of reality

I wish I could go and visit @Sherbert Music-Guard in Scotland 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted! Have fun rowing there~! 

I wish that @King of Canterlot had a few extra oars for the trip~! 

Edited May 17, 2018 by The Recherche

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but the extra oars are crap and break as soon as they hit the water

 

I wish that i could meet some YouTube celebrities that i like. (My little brother got to do that after we watched an eSports tournament, lucky brat)

Edited May 18, 2018 by Kronos the Revenant

[Luna's Admirer 945]

Granted. But the your internet will be disconnected the same day. (Sorry not good at corrupting things)

I want to meet Lyra Heartstrings and be her best friend. I don't think that can go wrong. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but Lyra is so terrified of Humans, that she faints, and Bon-Bon resents you for doing that to Lyra.

 

I wish I didn't have a suspicion that I was being conspired against.

[Luna's Admirer 945]

Granted. But now you're really being conspired against (i.e. it's not your suspicion anymore)

I wish I was president of this world and stop all the conflicts from happening.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but your secretary goes ahead and ruins everything.

I wish humans don't need sleep.