The Corrupted Wish Game

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted. Time for you is slowed down, but time for everyone else is sped up.

I wish for a whole pear.

[Will Guide 21,360]

5 hours ago, Yakamaru said:

Granted. Time for you is slowed down, but time for everyone else is sped up.

I wish for a whole pear.

You didn't specify what pair you were going for so how about I give you a pair of Disneyland ticket that you must absolutely attend.

I wish I could travel back in time and see the evolution of the Disneyland park with my own eyes

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted but it rains every day  

I wish to do well on my finance exam!

[TBD 17,254]

granted, it's average

I wish @Le Trotteur Sauvage comes back so I can bully him

[Will Guide 21,360]

On 12/3/2020 at 10:43 AM, TBD 🚬 said:

granted, it's average

I wish @Le Trotteur Sauvage comes back so I can bully him

Granted but he becomes a God and bullies you!

I wish this pandemic would finally end

[Fritzy 1,691]

Granted. But a new one starts up days later. 
I wish I could do perfect impressions of any character I’m asked to do so of. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

16 hours ago, Larksy 💤🤐🏒🎈 said:

Granted. But a new one starts up days later. 
I wish I could do perfect impressions of any character I’m asked to do so of. 

Granted, but you're turned into that character and can't change again for a full 24 hours

I wish I had a sandwich

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but the turkey’s a little dry.

I wish Jimi Hendrix was still alive.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, Jim Hendrix is alive and healthy again, but he lost all of his musical and artistic skills and integrity.

I wish I knew the Krabby Patty secret formula.

[TBD 17,254]

granted, it's human meat

I wish it's x-mas again 

[LordOfKhaos 30]

@TBD
Granted! But...there are no presents. Only Church the whole day D:

I wish I was more social

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You now love to talk, but you won't stop talking especially about yourself, so other people decide to stay away from you.

 

I wish I could tell time without using any kind of clock.

[North Star 5,227]

Granted, you are now a clock with a chip on its shoulder

I wish there were more remixes of 'Into the Unknown' like this.

 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, they get done to death just like Let It Go remixes and everyone is soon sick of them.

I wish I could throw shapes.

[North Star 5,227]

Granted, but you can only throw shape metaphors as shade on people's character and the only one people understand is "You're so square." 

I wish that my avatar gets what it wants, whatever that is, because it looks like it wants it.

 

(Also I totally just got my wish before  )

 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, she decides she wants you as a human sacrifice.

I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.

[Windy Breeze 15,189]

Granted, it will only last 3 months before he leaves you forever.

I wish I can get a job which gaves high paychecks, and has a good generous boss!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, you now work as Princess Celestia's toilet cleaner.

I wish Rockstar would hurry up and announce GTAVI.

[Will Guide 21,360]

On 2/4/2021 at 1:47 PM, Sonic Shimmer said:

Granted, you now work as Princess Celestia's toilet cleaner.

I wish Rockstar would hurry up and announce GTAVI.

Granted but the project is going to be 100% crap.

I wish Disneyland would reopen already

[TBD 17,254]

I granted but only 20 people can come in so it will be 0.1% chances for you to get in.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

I wish the guy above had made a wish for me to corrupt.

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted. The wish is now corrupted. However, the wish was something you did not expect at all, throwing you off guard to the point of gasping in complete and utter shock.

 

I wish for a hug.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted. You get hugged by a silverback gorilla and he breaks your back.

I wish I could go to Japan again.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You are killed, and your body is buried in Japan.

 

I wish gourmet food can be cheap and easy to make.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted it's become any other fast foods.

I wish the new Five nights at Freddy's is also on mobile