The Corrupted Wish Game

[Totally Nyx 36,010]

Granted, you overthrow the entire staff and run it yourself, but maintaining it is a full time job and doesn't pay the bills.

I wish for immortality.

[Espy Vibe 4,252]

Granted, but you get more and more disconnected to every younger generation so you can't relate to the cool kids at all 

 

I wish I weren't afraid of heights anymore

[Samurai Equine 50,999]

Granted. But now you're afraid of being at ground level. You'll have to stay elevated for the rest of your life.

I wish my socks and shoes never got wet.

[Longhaul 6,838]

Granted,  Your socks and shoes will stay dry but the rest of you will be constantly drenched.

I wish for light traffic tonight.

[Theautisticrebel 304]

Granted, but you can't drive your car anymore.

I wish that Cozy Glow could get a redemption arc.

[Samurai Equine 50,999]

Granted. Cozy is redeemed. And just in time. The mane six have turned evil, and it's the end of the series.

I wish I never ran out of tea.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, now you are stuck inside a tin of powdered tea and can't get out.

I wish I were more motivated to keep writing and drawing.

[Espy Vibe 4,252]

Granted, but you can never stop drawing your writings and writing your drawings 

I wish I could own and ride a bike again...

[Samurai Equine 50,999]

Granted. And bikes cost just as much a car, except they break down more way often.

I wish I could tell funny jokes at any given moment.

[Totally Nyx 36,010]

Granted. All your jokes are funny, every story you tell is funny, everything you say is funny. No one can take you seriously anymore.

I wish there was more time in a day.

[Auroraderp 627]

On 2023-06-19 at 9:56 AM, Totally Lyra said:

Granted. All your jokes are funny, every story you tell is funny, everything you say is funny. No one can take you seriously anymore.

I wish there was more time in a day.

Granted. There is now so much time in a day that night no longer exists and nobody will ever sleep properly again. 

I wish for nine lives.

Edited June 20, 2023 by Aurora876

[Espy Vibe 4,252]

Granted, but I did a typo and put "none" instead 

I wish I could have another wish! 

[Samurai Equine 50,999]

Granted! But I misheard you, so now you have fish. A house full of fish. Hope you like fish. 

I wish that every time I went to get food, it was always the dish I want most.

[Tao 7,578]

Granted,  now you will only have the worst food you hate! 

 

I wish for the new Sailor Moon movie was out by now 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but it’s live action and made by Netflix 

 

I wish my favourite singer was still alive

[Espy Vibe 4,252]

Granted but they can no longer speak or make any noise really with their mouth 

 

I wish I had a tuba

[Samurai Equine 50,999]

Granted, but the tuba plays you. 

I wish I had another wallet.

[Espy Vibe 4,252]

Granted, but it's not your wallet. 

 

I wish for... people to stop eating my igloo...

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but penguins come and eat it instead.

I wish for nothing more than what I already have.

Edited June 29, 2023 by Sonic Shimmer

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but since the wish was not something you already had the resulting paradox unravels the fabric of the universe leaving you simultaneously with nothing and everything.

I wish these two cats would just get along instead of hissing and swiping at each other.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, they team up and plot against you.

I wish it was the 90s again.

[Espy Vibe 4,252]

Granted, let me know how the Roman Empire is! 

 

I wish I could listen to music on repeat with no interruptions

[Samurai Equine 50,999]

Granted. Now nothing can stop the music; not even you! It'll be last thing you hear and the last sounds that echo through the universe when there is no more life. 

I wish people no longer needed automobiles, trains, or airplanes to reach their destination.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted. Now nobody is permitted to travel more than fifty metres away from their home.

I wish the lid of my water hadn't broken when I accidentally knocked it off the shelf.

[Tao 7,578]

Granted,  no shall never open it again!

 

I wish the heat would go away!